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    This guy broke into my car last night...

    Hey guys, so if you are going to break into a car and steal things ... don't leave your phone behind!


    This loser broke into my car and left his phone behind - now I have access to his facebook and other information. Karma sure is a bitch I backed everything up to my PC and turned the phone over to the cops.
    Last edited by Endus; 2017-09-20 at 03:29 AM.

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    That's beautiful! Sorry you got broken into tho; what did you lose?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesib View Post
    That's beautiful! Sorry you got broken into tho; what did you lose?
    not his virginity judging by the username

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    Should have taken it straight to the police without posting on his Facebook... Hopefully they will be able to help you out still.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sliske View Post
    not his virginity judging by the username
    It's possible to break into someone's virginity. That's a whole different situation entirely though. Probably didn't happen here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sliske View Post
    not his virginity judging by the username
    This man's got jokes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sliske View Post
    not his virginity judging by the username
    Oooh sick burn bra.
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    Last time someone broke into my car all they left was their school ID and a bunch of pornos.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Assbandit View Post
    Should have taken it straight to the police without posting on his Facebook... Hopefully they will be able to help you out still.
    reasoning?

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    I'd be pretty pissed btw: lucky for him - it wasn't me he crossed. I'd run rampent on his facebook to get him perma locked, made sure to wipe alllll of his data after copying alllll his pics. Then I'd setup camp with my ar-15.. you get the gist of it - Nobody steals from BigDaddy and leaves a trail like this haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gravity2015 View Post
    reasoning?
    Tipping someone off gives them a chance to get rid of the stolen items and leave the area.

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    makes sense , i hope they catch the prick and lock him up - scumbag doesnt belong in the community you live in OP

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    Send porn to his grandparents.

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    Sorry OP, but gratz on capitalizing on the stupidity of the dipsh@t that broke into your car. It comes as no surprise that many more idiots engage in petty crimes, as opposed to criminals with an ounce of brain mass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NerdLord View Post
    Hey guys, so if you are going to break into a car and steal things ... don't leave your phone behind!

    This loser broke into my car and left his phone behind - now I have access to his facebook and other information. Karma sure is a bitch I backed everything up to my PC and turned the phone over to the cops.
    Did you share his dick pics

    Quote Originally Posted by dacoolist View Post
    I'd be pretty pissed btw: lucky for him - it wasn't me he crossed. I'd run rampent on his facebook to get him perma locked, made sure to wipe alllll of his data after copying alllll his pics. Then I'd setup camp with my ar-15.. you get the gist of it - Nobody steals from BigDaddy and leaves a trail like this haha
    My heart has filled six times with the admiration for this toughest of all mens.

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    Same thing happened to me, except they also broke into the complex' s mailboxes. lol federal crimes. After that they never broke into my car again. I wonder if they're still in jail.

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    maybe someone left it there on purpose to frame the guy...did you ever think of that? i mean if he was "so fucking stupid" as to leave the phone there...
    it wouldnt be the first time someone tried to set someone up by leaving fake evidence. but w/e. people are shit and i cant wait till youre all fucking dead

    i would expect a rick to understand how that shit works

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    Nice job tipping him off that police were after him, lol. I guess posting it on social media was more important.


    There is a lot more to it - When I accessed his phone - he had facebook on auto login, he had numerous of apps on auto login - apps like, Letgo and Offerup. The cop said that these two apps are major players when it comes to stolen property. The cops caught him because he messaged people through these apps trying to sell items - he told numerous people where he was staying at some sleezy motel down the street and that he needed money for his room.

    Now - lets bounce around the story here - I snooped at his family on this facebook and found out that his brothers wife is hooked on meth thanks to their brothers father!~ while I had the phone in my possession I actively had people messaging him wanting to buy the items that he stole. I replied to these people telling them that the guy they were buying from was a thief and they should avoid him at all costs.

    As a friendly and responsible citizen, I then made copies of his profile picture at Kinko's and made a brief small flyer and put them in my neighbors mailboxes with a detailed description of the guy and the police report in case any of them were missing items too.


    Now - What did I lose? my moms disability placard was stolen (I drive her around), spare tire in the trunk was stolen along with my car tools and my package of jolly ranchers.

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    You should've cybered with his GF or BF.
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    uhh please don't post this information... I'm sure he was desperate and just wanted to lent your car. Please help me out.

    Be real: mmo-champ has dozens of readers who would have done the same choice as me. That's why you post here: You want to burn us all.

    Or no... this is just a blog?
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