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    More than 200 Auburn students have already tested positive. Auburn is offering online courses, but not everyone is taking them.

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    https://www.wfaa.com/video/news/nati...3-72d0804e755b

    Uh...12 more years? I guess Trump think he can serve four consecutive terms? And so do his supporters?

    Man, I wish when they at least pretended they gave a shit about the Constitution and the Amendments, the 22nd of which sets out term limits for POTUS.

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    Yet more bad news for Trump. The latest poll puts his handling of the COVID-19 outbreak at 31%. Yes, that's the lowest it's been.

    His overall performance is 35%. That's bad.

    His overall performance from Republicans...sorry, "Party of Trump" the RNC changed it...is 79%. That's Nixon-level bad.

    538 still has him at 41%, He had 45% HARDEE HAR HAR when elected. Trump never broke 50% in a pull he didn't pull out of his Rasmussen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Breccia View Post
    Sometimes from a chair and sometimes from a closet, almost always while dressed as Superman?

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    Apparently, Zuckerberg talked to Trump, Cotton and others about how dangerously close TikTok was to China, just before Trump moved to ban TikTok. Who is suing him.

    "Well, they are, aren't they?"

    Good point. So, why didn't Trump move on them before the meeting? Why did he have to hear about it on FB?

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    Scary that Trump is so easily manipulated like this by corporate America.
    Buh Byeeeeeeeeeeee !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edge- View Post
    About that...

    https://www.reuters.com/investigates...-relationship/



    Jerry Falwell Jr. is a literal cuck, apparently. That doesn't seem terribly Christian to me.

    Now I'm not one to kink shame, if it's with consenting adults (and this appeared to be until Granda wanted to end it) then whatever floats their boat.

    But I will take particular joy in one of Trump's biggest boosters, and a many who has long been championed as a man of faith, being the literal insult that Trump supporters have levied against anyone they don't like for years.
    I haven't laughed this hard in a while. I guess Junior won't be speaking at the RNC this year. lmao.
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    Quote Originally Posted by downnola View Post
    I haven't laughed this hard in a while. I guess Junior won't be speaking at the RNC this year. lmao.
    Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if he still did, and used this as more fuel for his victimhood. I mean, who do you think Trump's base is gonna believe? Falwell, obviously.

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    saw this, trumps fifty point plan for re-election: https://twitter.com/NicoleSganga/sta...04384286150656

    the only good one is permanent manned presence on the moon because it made laugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonnysensible View Post
    saw this, trumps fifty point plan for re-election: https://twitter.com/NicoleSganga/sta...04384286150656

    the only good one is permanent manned presence on the moon because it made laugh
    Newt Gingrich's grubby paws are all over that one.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Breccia View Post
    Sometimes from a chair and sometimes from a closet, almost always while dressed as Superman?
    Was Graham's wife toweling off at any time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonnysensible View Post
    saw this, trumps fifty point plan for re-election: https://twitter.com/NicoleSganga/sta...04384286150656

    the only good one is permanent manned presence on the moon because it made laugh
    I wonder if he's seen it....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonnysensible View Post
    saw this, trumps fifty point plan for re-election: https://twitter.com/NicoleSganga/sta...04384286150656

    the only good one is permanent manned presence on the moon because it made laugh
    Well, cleaning up the world's oceans and dismantling human trafficking networks are both good as well. Not that he actually plans do do either of those, since apparently Trump is best buds with Human Traffickers, and wished them well. He also seems to be extremely anti-ocean, for no apparent reason (Maybe he thinks it is a democrat because it is blue)

    Of course, a lot of these are just horrific at face value as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thekri View Post
    Well, cleaning up the world's oceans and dismantling human trafficking networks are both good as well. Not that he actually plans do do either of those, since apparently Trump is best buds with Human Traffickers, and wished them well. He also seems to be extremely anti-ocean, for no apparent reason (Maybe he thinks it is a democrat because it is blue)

    Of course, a lot of these are just horrific at face value as well.
    fuck that oceans full of monsters m8, we should concrete over the whole thing, no one would miss fish that much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thekri View Post
    Well, cleaning up the world's oceans and dismantling human trafficking networks are both good as well. Not that he actually plans do do either of those, since apparently Trump is best buds with Human Traffickers, and wished them well. He also seems to be extremely anti-ocean, for no apparent reason (Maybe he thinks it is a democrat because it is blue)

    Of course, a lot of these are just horrific at face value as well.
    Given how many environmental regulations he's rolled back or relaxed since he took office I sincerely doubt Trump gives a fuck about cleaning up the oceans. There's also enough circumstantial evidence to suggest he's not that bothered by human trafficking either.

    Both sound like things that were added as "things nobody can argue against" to balance out the rest of the outright fuckery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonnysensible View Post
    fuck that oceans full of monsters m8, we should concrete over the whole thing, no one would miss fish that much.
    I am down, but only as long as I can give the concrete contract to my cousin. He isn't in the concrete business, he sells hair products, but I am sure for a couple trillion in government funds he can figure it out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonnysensible View Post
    fuck that oceans full of monsters m8, we should concrete over the whole thing, no one would miss fish that much.
    But how will rich people get their caviar, lobster and abalone?

    How about a quadrillion dollar dam around the ocean instead, and the rest of the world will pay for it!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hilhen7 View Post
    But how will rich people get their caviar, lobster and abalone?

    How about a quadrillion dollar dam around the ocean instead, and the rest of the world will pay for it!?
    Pretty sure the main reason Trump hates the ocean is because Sharks live in it.

    Side Note: What sort of weird bootleg caviar comes from the ocean? Unless you count the black sea as the Ocean, none of it does. It comes from dammed up rivers mostly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thekri View Post
    Pretty sure the main reason Trump hates the ocean is because Sharks live in it.

    Side Note: What sort of weird bootleg caviar comes from the ocean? Unless you count the black sea as the Ocean, none of it does. It comes from dammed up rivers mostly.
    Alas I failed my caviar 101 class, for shame

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonnysensible View Post
    saw this, trumps fifty point plan for re-election: https://twitter.com/NicoleSganga/sta...04384286150656

    the only good one is permanent manned presence on the moon because it made laugh
    Why are so many items here just things he promised to do the first time around? Oh right he's a lying incompetent pile of garbage that couldn't accomplish them even if he actually had the intention of doing so.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hilhen7 View Post
    Alas I failed my caviar 101 class, for shame
    See this is why we need rich people in charge of everything. Can you imagine if we let peasants like you run the show, we'd end up with no caviar and probably something ridiculous like adequate health care for everyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonnysensible View Post
    saw this, trumps fifty point plan for re-election: https://twitter.com/NicoleSganga/sta...04384286150656

    the only good one is permanent manned presence on the moon because it made laugh
    "create 10 million jobs in 10 months". that's only 19 million short to break even. Aim High donny boy.

    "return to normal" well that is an anti-trump policy point, if I've ever seen one

    "hold china responsible for allowing the virus to spread...." Ya they should have invaded the US and forced us to actually do something in the first 4 months!

    "Block illegals..." from getting something they already can't get. Well at least he can claim success.

    "Prohibit companies from replacing workers with low paid foreign workers"... damn his own company is going to hate him for this one.

    "Moon bases" cause, umm... reasons?

    "infrastructure" .. cause i ignored my first pledge for 4 years why not try to trick you again

    "win the 5g race" umm who's racing? Wait you want to help private companies win a race, how?

    ".. cleanest drinking water..." by deregulating clean water regulations!

    No Wall WTF why is his followers not freaking the fuck out!!!!

    Anyone see anything about healthcare plan that is 4+ weeks overdue from the last time he promised it?
    Buh Byeeeeeeeeeeee !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonnysensible View Post
    saw this, trumps fifty point plan for re-election: https://twitter.com/NicoleSganga/sta...04384286150656

    the only good one is permanent manned presence on the moon because it made laugh

    POTUS wants Boots on the Moon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Molis View Post
    POTUS wants Boots on the Moon
    A Lunar Prison for everyone tied to his administration sounds about right.

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