1. #60761
    Quote Originally Posted by PhaelixWW View Post
    Yeah, 100% satire. I mean, just read the quote "attributed" to Gavin McInnes:
    I...is that even that unbelievable? Didn't McInnes shove a butt plug up his butt on-stream to "own the libs"?

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    If we can move away from satire that's somehow more disturbing than what you thought I was doing with my lunch (I am at the office, people!) I found this TheHill article detailing how the Party of Trump cannot keep up with Trump's rapid flip-flops on COVID-19 relief.

    The gem of the article?

    One GOP lawmaker told The Hill that he believes the party would have been better served if Trump received more input from lawmakers and actually listened to them.

    “I believe that President Trump’s decisions would be improved, as would his political standing, if he actively sought and listened to members that represent communities in this country,” the lawmaker said.
    Wow. Well over four years (RNC nonimated him) too late for that approach. Are you just now figuring that out?

    The Party of Trump is doomed to follow the random whims of someone who, at least while he's on the good drugs, has an excuse for acting crazy. Republicans had ways to escape, but four years later, if you haven't spoken up yet, you're in the Party of Trump. And whispering disconent behind closed doors just makes you complicit, but complaining.

    Besides that hilarious Rasmussen +12, Biden is now pulling ahead in Wisconsin and SC is a toss-up, including Graham's wife.

    The second and possibly final debate is tonight, starring Harris putting Pence behind two layers of plexiglas for her protection. Trump's taxes make an amazing coincidental shot back into the headlines while a hurricane bears down on the most Trump-based states and motherfucking Pizza Hut goes bankrupt.

    Trump can't run on Trump's record. Pence can't run on Trump's record, either.

  4. #60764
    Quote Originally Posted by DSRilk View Post
    Recruiting a dead person into your religion is not remotely the same thing as calling someone by a name they don't like or used to go by but no longer go by. Those are not the same thing. And what "official" records are you talking about? Dead-naming someone, for example, doesn't go into any record... are you talking about something I didn't respond to?
    Sorry. But generally when I hear this stuff, especially when related to religion, it's when a person dies and the family/whoever names them the birthname on their tombstone. But if you meant the normal "just talking" stuff, I apologize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edge- View Post
    I...is that even that unbelievable? Didn't McInnes shove a butt plug up his butt on-stream to "own the libs"?
    It WAS NOT a butt plug.
    It was a (black i think) dildo.
    Forgive my english, as i'm not a native speaker



  6. #60766
    Quote Originally Posted by Thepersona View Post
    It WAS NOT a butt plug.
    It was a (black i think) dildo.
    I remember the days when this site had advertisements for Gavin McInnes.

    Fuck that racist piece of shit.
    Quote Originally Posted by Knadra View Post
    Multiculturalism hurts and kills. This happened before Trump and it would be happening without him. Racism arises from a multicultural society. If we were monocultural, people would not see issues through the lens of race.
    This is a poster saying that people are at fault for being the victims of terrorism, because they are not white.

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    Btw, here's a proud boy leader claiming they are not homophobic, so they don't care about all that #proudboy jazz. Probably just trying to save face:
    Enrique Tarrio, a Proud Boy leader, told CNN that the group was not homophobic and that he did not understand what using the hashtag was trying to accomplish.

    "I think it's hysterical," Tarrio told CNN. "This isn't something that's offensive to us. It's not an insult. We aren't homophobic. We don't care who people sleep with. People think it's going to bother us. It doesn't."

  8. #60768
    Quote Originally Posted by Edge- View Post
    I...is that even that unbelievable? Didn't McInnes shove a butt plug up his butt on-stream to "own the libs"?
    ... is "own the libs" some new fangled slang for "desperately make a ridiculous arse pull (literally in this case) of an excuse to do what you secretly want to do but are ashamed of wanting"? because that would explain a lot of behaviour in the US

    Quote Originally Posted by solinari6 View Post
    Btw, here's a proud boy leader claiming they are not homophobic, so they don't care about all that #proudboy jazz. Probably just trying to save face:
    did he then go on to add "we're just good old fashioned racists you know, not gay bashers. it's not right just bunching all of us hate groups together like we're the same!"?
    Last edited by rayvio; 2020-10-07 at 06:36 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edge- View Post
    I...is that even that unbelievable? Didn't McInnes shove a butt plug up his butt on-stream to "own the libs"?
    I'm sure the libs have been owned many times since.
    /s

  10. #60770
    Quote Originally Posted by Benggaul View Post
    Okay. Okay. Okay. I don't know where to put this exactly but I need to get the words out of me because I'm dying here.

    The Proud Boys, after being trolled by the gay community online, are apparently changing their name to "Leather Men".

    Please someone tell me this is a joke. @Elegiac I need your input here. I just can't.

    EDIT: I HAVE to assume it's satire. I have to. Please someone confirm where this started because if I laugh any harder I'm going to aggravate my injury.
    OMG yes please let them call themselves the leather men and then have our lovely gay brothers show them the true leather men.

  11. #60771
    Trump has antibodies! \o/



    Still waiting on the news of when his last negative test was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnifiedDivide View Post
    Trump has antibodies! \o/



    Still waiting on the news of when his last negative test was.
    This is impossible, by the way. It is tested that, at the earliest, you cann get antibodies at about the second week of infection, or at least in nunbers that are detectable.

    https://www.elisagenie.com/antibody-...nse-in-covid19
    Forgive my english, as i'm not a native speaker



  13. #60773
    Quote Originally Posted by Thepersona View Post
    This is impossible, by the way. It is tested that, at the earliest, you cann get antibodies at about the second week of infection, or at least in nunbers that are detectable.

    https://www.elisagenie.com/antibody-...nse-in-covid19
    He was injected with monoclonal antibodies they may not be detecting his antibodies but the stuff he was injected with.

  14. #60774
    Quote Originally Posted by UnifiedDivide View Post
    Trump has antibodies! \o/

    -snip-

    Still waiting on the news of when his last negative test was.
    I respond with a tweet:

    https://twitter.com/EricTopol/status...95134786797568

    "The patient had a whopping (8g) dose of a #SARSCoV2 neutralizing IgG antibody cocktail. Then they detected antibodies. You must be kidding me, Dr. Conley?"

    He was treated with a massive dose of an antibody cocktail, and then obviously tested positive for antibodies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thepersona View Post
    This is impossible, by the way. It is tested that, at the earliest, you cann get antibodies at about the second week of infection, or at least in nunbers that are detectable.

    https://www.elisagenie.com/antibody-...nse-in-covid19
    Didn't you know Trump was "The One" and is capable of defeating everything in record time by being completely opposite to reality? This is just him beating China!

    /s

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    Quote Originally Posted by eschatological View Post
    I respond with a tweet:

    https://twitter.com/EricTopol/status...95134786797568

    "The patient had a whopping (8g) dose of a #SARSCoV2 neutralizing IgG antibody cocktail. Then they detected antibodies. You must be kidding me, Dr. Conley?"

    He was treated with a massive dose of an antibody cocktail, and then obviously tested positive for antibodies.
    I laughed enough at this that my chronic asthma kicked in and I almost coughed a lung up.

    Jesus wept.... how is everyone around Trump so incredibly laughable?

  16. #60776
    Quote Originally Posted by UnifiedDivide View Post
    Trump has antibodies! \o/



    Still waiting on the news of when his last negative test was.
    Who would have figured he'd have antibodies after...pumping him full of antibodies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnifiedDivide View Post
    Trump has antibodies! \o/



    Still waiting on the news of when his last negative test was.
    If this information is true, then he may have had Covid-19 for longer than they admit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edge- View Post
    Who would have figured he'd have antibodies after...pumping him full of antibodies.
    Anyone else see that "Doctor" Con-ley is a FACEP? Is that Face Plant?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kathandira View Post
    If this information is true, then he may have had Covid-19 for longer than they admit.
    There is evidence that he had it for a week before the news broke.

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    Isn't Trump's "Doctor" a glorified Chiropractor?

  20. #60780
    Quote Originally Posted by Belize View Post
    Isn't Trump's "Doctor" a glorified Chiropractor?
    In the EU that's more what an Osteopath is, but apparently in the US it's a proper "doctor" and focuses more on holistic treatment vs. body manipulation etc.

    Though I'll listen to infectious disease specialists advise during a pandemic than my GP.

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