1. #66041
    Quote Originally Posted by Ursus View Post
    What the fuck is with this one lawyer who, every time he takes a sip from his bottle of water, has to hold the back of his head with his other hand for some weird reason? Anyone else catch that?
    I assume there's a hole in the back of his head and he forgot his cork, so he's making sure it doesn't make a mess on the Senate floor.

    He's just trying to be considerate.

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    “No witness interviews” fuckin idiot all the witness are the house members and senators...

    I might as well say everyone who was what watching happen on Jan 6th is a witness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas82 View Post
    All the cameras were witnesses too. Along with the microphones...

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    Here's a quick clip of the guy holding his "hair" in place as he drinks...

    https://twitter.com/HimymCraig/statu...50147704639490
    It may be to keep his soul from escaping.

  4. #66044
    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas82 View Post
    All the cameras were witnesses too. Along with the microphones...

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    Here's a quick clip of the guy holding his "hair" in place as he drinks...

    https://twitter.com/HimymCraig/statu...50147704639490
    I know nothing about the guy--is he Jewish? It might be a reflex developed from wearing a yarmulke (which I've seen firsthand Jewish friends do).

  5. #66045
    Quote Originally Posted by Benggaul View Post
    I know nothing about the guy--is he Jewish? It might be a reflex developed from wearing a yarmulke (which I've seen firsthand Jewish friends do).
    He is, and a quick search shows he's a zionist, or at least loved by zionists? That'd explain it a bit, but don't you usually clip that to your hair so you don't need to constantly reach up and grab it so it doesn't fall off while going about your normal day? >.>

  6. #66046
    Quote Originally Posted by Edge- View Post
    He is, and a quick search shows he's a zionist, or at least loved by zionists? That'd explain it a bit, but don't you usually clip that to your hair so you don't need to constantly reach up and grab it so it doesn't fall off while going about your normal day? >.>
    Follow-up: How much hair does he have in that region? My friends who do it are bald in the back.

  7. #66047
    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas82 View Post
    It’s possible, I just don’t know why he wouldn’t wear his yarmulke. It almost feels like someone has an issue considering he’s also not observing Shabbat after the Senate approved a break for it.
    Oh I'm not falling on either side of it--I just want to make sure people are making fun of him because he's a fucking idiot, not because of something that might come across as anti-Semitic if it turns out I'm right. I'm perfectly happy to be proven wrong.

    EDIT: From what little I've read he sounds like the kind of person who would wear it as a "costume" to influence judges/juries and considering the crowd he's playing for in this case it wouldn't surprise me for him to leave it out.

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    I'll say, at least it looks like he came prepared with a printed out speech and props.

    First guy looks like he scribbled his down on a legal pad on his way to the Capitol building.

  9. #66049
    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas82 View Post
    It’s 100% that he’s an idiot. If I’m not wearing a hat I don’t hold it on when it’s windy.
    Yarmulkes are so light you don't even know you're wearing one most of the time. It's not the same as wearing a ball cap or fedora, after all. I guess what I'm saying is there's no doubt he's an idiot, but this particular gesture might not be the cinch you think it is.

  10. #66050
    Hey People! A President can commit ANY crime last day in office and then cant be prosecuted when he leaves! Sounds right
    "Buh dah DEMS"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paranoid Android View Post
    Hey People! A President can commit ANY crime last day in office and then cant be prosecuted when he leaves! Sounds right
    Sounds like that is his main argument.

  12. #66052
    Quote Originally Posted by Paranoid Android View Post
    Hey People! A President can commit ANY crime last day in office and then cant be prosecuted when he leaves! Sounds right
    "BUT HE LITERALLY MURDERED THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE!"

    "Yeah, but he's not POTUS anymore. Please think about unity and healing, the Framers clearly never meant for a president to be punished for anything they did during their presidency once it has ended."

  13. #66053
    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas82 View Post
    Today is going to be such a waste of time. I hope these arguments don’t bleed into tomorrow. We all know he won’t be convicted, let’s hurry this shit up.
    Basically should say "Listen you partisan hacks, we know you will vote to acquit cause you are gutless and have no morals. Let's vote". Sadly nothing will happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edge- View Post
    "BUT HE LITERALLY MURDERED THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE!"

    "Yeah, but he's not POTUS anymore. Please think about unity and healing, the Framers clearly never meant for a president to be punished for anything they did during their presidency once it has ended."
    The funny thing is people have cynically said the same about Hillary Clinton and Benghazi. She was out of office when they had her speak and some of the hearings.

    So if anyone leaves office they have immunity.
    "Buh dah DEMS"

  14. #66054
    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas82 View Post
    I guess if your scalp is numb, sure. When I wore one to accompany my gf to Temple it was pretty noticeable. But my hair was just buzzed and not... gone. So I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt that he’s just stupid and unable to remember he’s not wearing a yarmulke.
    I mean, yeah, if you're not used to wearing one frequently then of course it's noticeable. Although I'd be surprised if you were still super conscious that you were wearing it after the first hour unless you were unduly fixated. Either way the bottom line remains there are dozens of reasons to think the dude is an idiot without trying to make up another. *shrug* You do you.

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    So the--

    Quote Originally Posted by beanman12345 View Post
    well, these guys have only been on the case for like a week
    Hold on, I'm getting to that.

    Trump's D-team argues that his impeachment is politically motivated.

    We’re really here because the majority of the House of Representatives does not want to face Donald Trump as a political candidate in the future.
    "But...Trump lost."

    Yes.

    "That argument is old-man flaccid."

    Yes.

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    Hmmmmm...why does it feels like he is saying it’s ok what happen on the 6th.

    Also what happen to his speaking? He sounds shaky and scared. It was fine earlier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TigTone View Post
    why does it feels like he is saying it’s ok what happen on the 6th
    The GOP might not want to use this defense, but Trump has no choice. He incited a mob that murdered a policeman. He could die in prison.

  18. #66058
    Quote Originally Posted by Paranoid Android View Post
    Hey People! A President can commit ANY crime last day in office and then cant be prosecuted when he leaves! Sounds right
    So if I'm hearing him right, he's arguing that the only remedy is prosecution, and it's totally fine for him to resign one minute before an impeachment conviction because he can still be prosecuted legally. He's citing the constitution's clause that impeachment doesn't make the party immune from prosecution.

    But there are some very obvious logical flaws there. Namely, to accept that argument that impeachment conviction doesn't make immune to prosecution, you're inherently accepting that a president who resigns one minute before his Senate conviction can still be convicted. After all, how could his impeachment conviction not grant immunity if he couldn't be convicted to begin with?

    But it's also avoiding the question altogether. Our constitution doesn't say you can't run for office if you're convicted of a crime. If he resigns before he's convicted, and he can thus no longer be convicted, he avoids all political ramifications. He can run for public office again even if he's arrested. He can run for office from jail. It's been done before.

  19. #66059
    Wow, imagine that, a lawyer actually yielding back time he doesn't think would be productive, instead of continuing to talk just to hear himself talk. The Trump lawyers could learn something from him.
    “Leadership: Whatever happens, you’re responsible. If it doesn’t happen, you’re responsible.” -- Donald J. Trump, 2013

    "I don't take responsibility at all."
    -- Donald J. Trump, 2020

  20. #66060
    Quote Originally Posted by Ursus View Post
    Wow, imagine that, a lawyer actually yielding back time he doesn't think would be productive, instead of continuing to talk just to hear himself talk. The Trump lawyers could learn something from him.
    I think that was a serious mistake, really. They really should have addressed the arguments the second guy made, because they're going to be cited endlessly on Fox News despite having holes a mile wide. Like Trump's first impeachment, democrats look like they may fail the messaging game because they're too focused on the righteousness of their cause.

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