1. #68441
    Quote Originally Posted by Breccia View Post
    Trump kicked off Snapchat.

    Man, social media really wants to 100% this. They already completed the Twitter main quest, now they're going back for sidequests Facebook, Instagram, Twitch, YouTube, Snapchat etc. Any second now we'll see a trophy pop up.
    Man, Trump's going to have to start an Onlyfans to get his propaganda out at this rate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Breccia View Post
    Trump kicked off Snapchat.

    Man, social media really wants to 100% this. They already completed the Twitter main quest, now they're going back for sidequests Facebook, Instagram, Twitch, YouTube, Snapchat etc. Any second now we'll see a trophy pop up.
    No reddit yet? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edge- View Post
    I just wanna know when Geocities is gonna ban him.
    We'll have hit rock bottom when he gets banned off OnlyFans.
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    It's rather predictable that most of our right wing Trumpers have completely disappeared from this forum, probably licking their wounds in shame.

    We have a timeline for all they've said so far, as well!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knadra View Post
    I don't care if he committed tax fraud. Scoring political victories and crushing the aspirations of your political opponents is more important than adhering to moral principles.
    Knadra finally just admitting Trumpkins care more about political victories than morals.

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    Imagine throwing your life away to "fight for Trump" at the Capitol and then he just hangs you out to dry in a feeble attempt to get unbanned from Twitter.

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    236,462 new cases, about 29k fewer than last Wednesday. That could be because last week we still were dealing with a lot of catch-up reporting, but I'd like to err on the side of optimism this time and say that it's probably correct. Probably. As time goes on and we get further away from the holidays it will be more accurate.

    Top 10:

    California: 40,782 new cases; 535 deaths
    Texas: 25,996 new cases; 381 deaths
    New York: 14,933 new cases; 168 deaths
    Fuck Florida.
    New Jersey: 9,309 new cases (new record); 113 deaths
    Georgia: 8,596 new cases; 141 deaths
    Pennsylvania: 8,106 new cases; 363 deaths
    Ohio: 6,701 new cases; 78 deaths
    South Carolina: 6,021 new cases; 51 deaths
    Massachusetts: 5,918 new cases; 86 deaths

    Mississippi set a new record for deaths.

    It's always hard to judge how things are going when one day it's 30k higher than the previous week and the next couple days show a marked decrease. Tuesdays and Wednesdays are normally the "correction" days of the week to make up for the Saturday through Monday lull while Thursdays and Fridays are generally more "stable" in terms of reporting and are therefore better indicators--for me, at least--of where we stand. That said, we might be able to avoid seeing 300k again this week based on today's numbers. Yesterday's total did end up being about 5k fewer than last week (as opposed to the 12k I originally reported while a few states still hadn't submitted) but I'm not expecting today's total to change all that much from where it is.

    Testing is finally back at about the same level it was nationally before the holidays, so that's a plus, but it's still far, far too little in many areas. The new, more contagious variant is popping up in more and more states which means testing needs to be ratcheted up even further, but I don't see that happening. It seems more likely we'll avoid hitting the 400k totals by inauguration that some experts were fearing at the end of last year, but I'm holding my cheers for when the totals start dropping precipitously instead of plateauing in the 200k range that is ravaging the healthcare system.

    4,098 deaths is very slightly higher than last Thursday and brings the total to 393,928. Once all of the numbers came in yesterday it became apparent that the US had hit a new national record at 4,491. We're much closer to 5k than I had realized, and if new case levels continue to stay where they are now we'll be seeing 4k+ deaths several days a week for many weeks. The 7-day average is now up to around 3.4k and rising. We're approaching 25k per week dead.

    Related news:

    Ohio researchers discover new strain of COVID-19--This is in addition to the UK strain and, like the UK strain, is likely to make the virus more infectious. Wear your fucking masks and wash your hands you filthy animals.

    Mississippi runs out of coronavirus vaccine as state expands eligibility--This is a scenario we'll likely see more and more of since most states (yes, GOP AND Dem-run both) aren't following the CDC guidelines on who to vaccinate first, expanding early eligibility to more people than recommended, resulting in shortages.

    Stay safe, folks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kathranis View Post
    Imagine throwing your life away to "fight for Trump" at the Capitol and then he throws you under the bus to try and get unbanned from Twitter.
    Life is the best writer of comedy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corvus View Post
    So, according to one news report I read, there are some on the far-right claiming Trump's video is actually a deepfake.
    It's a shame Jr can't deepfake his dad saying he's proud of him.

  9. #68449
    Quote Originally Posted by Valkyrst View Post
    The rest are cowards and are afraid of being primaried in their district. Nothing else.
    Not entirely true, a decent number of them are actual true believers and lunatics.
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  10. #68450
    Quote Originally Posted by dextersmith View Post
    No reddit yet? lol
    My Space will be his last refuge. Turns out Tom is a BIGTIME fascist!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corvus View Post
    So, according to one news report I read, there are some on the far-right claiming Trump's video is actually a deepfake.
    There is an asshole like that on this forum already:

    Quote Originally Posted by Felya View Post
    You need to call a psychic and a numerologist... QAnon knows what he really said... how are we supposed to unite as a nation, when we don’t follow the logic of the other side?

    I have just 3 letters for you... C... G... Eye... notice the signature Kubrick style... not a single woman in the video... just like the moon landing...
    I am permitted to flame my self? Right?
    As above, so below.
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  12. #68452
    Quote Originally Posted by Elegiac View Post
    We'll have hit rock bottom when he gets banned off OnlyFans.
    Come on now, why did you have to put that image into our heads?
    “Leadership: Whatever happens, you’re responsible. If it doesn’t happen, you’re responsible.” -- Donald J. Trump, 2013

    "I don't take responsibility at all."
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  13. #68453
    Quote Originally Posted by Molis View Post
    Remember the days when George W was thought of fondly as a not so shitty president?

    Fuck that was yesterday!!!
    Really just a sign of how far the standard has fallen. "At least he led coups overseas instead of domestically!"
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    It is a fact, not just something I made up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corvus View Post
    So, according to one news report I read, there are some on the far-right claiming Trump's video is actually a deepfake.
    And Trump is silent on the matter for....what reason?

  15. #68455
    Quote Originally Posted by beanman12345 View Post
    I thought I heard a dem from NJ talking and it sounded like he was not for impeachment, not sure if he was the 1 who did not vote or if he did vote for impeachment afterall and I just misinterpreted his speech.
    I believe all Dems voted for impeachment. Maybe it was Jeff Van Drew, the douchebag ex-Dem turned Trump sycophant? He is from NJ.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benggaul View Post
    4,098 deaths
    Yep, we're doing this now.

    (sigh)

    Yeah, this is what everyone wanted. The vaccine distribution to get Trumped up while we get record-setting deaths on a daily basis.

  17. #68457
    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu 2020 View Post
    It's rather predictable that most of our right wing Trumpers have completely disappeared from this forum, probably licking their wounds in shame.
    This happens every time there's a big breakout of particularly bad news for their side. The need to wait for their propaganda outlets to come up with spin for them to mindlessly repeat.

    You don't expect conservatives to think for themselves do you? That's practically a contradiction in terms.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tojara View Post
    Look Batman really isn't an accurate source by any means
    Quote Originally Posted by Hooked View Post
    It is a fact, not just something I made up.

  18. #68458
    Quote Originally Posted by Ursus View Post
    Not entirely true, a decent number of them are actual true believers and lunatics.
    There’s less true believers than there are cowards who just desperately want the power.

  19. #68459
    Quote Originally Posted by Kathranis View Post
    Imagine throwing your life away to "fight for Trump" at the Capitol and then he just hangs you out to dry in a feeble attempt to get unbanned from Twitter.
    He told them in that speech that he'd be right there with them. But then he went back to his room and jacked it to the idea of people invading the Capitol in his name. Or as his aides put it:

    Trump aides gave up trying to communicate with him in the attack on the US Capitol, calling him 'mentally unreachable,' reports say
    https://www.businessinsider.com.au/t...21-1?r=US&IR=T

    I wonder if any of those deluded cultists even noticed that he failed to go with them like he said. Or that he addressed them from behind bulletproof glass lol.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tojara View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hooked View Post
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  20. #68460
    "Clears throat." BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Another record made by the Trump presidency, and its my favorite by far. Double impeachment champion.
    On a side note, let's hope there is more spine in the senate than in the house. I mean, seriously guys. You are impeaching him because he put YOUR lives in danger. Why are you still supporting him? HOW are you still supporting him? His large rump is going to make you collapse any second now.

    I just wished I could hop on twitter to see his reaction. Now, if you will excuse me, I have to laugh even harder. BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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