So we have another surprising/not surprising poll. Trump's numbers are down from...sorry, force of habit.
No, this time it's how
32% of Republicans believe there's microchips in vaccines, and
29% of Republicans say they won't get vaccinated.
Those figures are combined "strongly agree" and "agree".
As always, I find it interesting that Trump's rabid fanbase and other conspiracy theorists believe there's microchips in vaccines when they could, you know, just grab ten of them and a microscope. And aren't there Republican medical professionals? Why hasn't literally a single one said "Hold on, I believe this vaccine I'm supposed to administer has a microchip. Well, here I am with all this medical equipment. It should be trivial to find the microchip with these and my years of training," looked at their stock and found nothing? More to the point, why would they continue to administer vaccines when they think there's microchips in them? Don't they have a duty to inform their patient? I find it hyperbolically unrealistic to think there are zero Republican doctors.
"Maybe the Republican doctors are in the 70-ish percent who say there's no microchip. The survey does say the percent drops with college degrees, after all."
Yeah, could be, but why hasn't it happened at least once? Why isn't there a single Republican nurse or pharmacist or doctor or someone, out of what must be hundreds of thousands of them, who actually
looked?
"Because it's the Maricopa recount."
...what?
"If they
publicly said there were microchips and
publicly said they'd look, they'd have to find them, or else admit their no-evidence intentionally ill-informed pre-conceived beliefs were incorrect. That's like the GOP equivalent of a Yakuza cutting their finger off. It's far more likely that such doctors who actually believe that, don't say so publicly, because they know their ass would get fired for objectively lying about medical advice. Alternatively, their boss could say 'fine, why don't you personally inspect every single one, and if you find a microchip don't inject it and also tell every news organization on Earth because that'd be a big deal' which would be a yuge bigly hassle and result in nothing."
"Or worse, they'd have to
manufacture evidence -- and
instantly lose their license. It'd be a lot like you giving out failing grades to everyone on the baseball team, just to prove that baseball players are worse students. You get caught, goodbye career."
Fine. But you can't
possibly be the only person who thought of this. According to this poll, there are tens of millions of Americans who think there's microchips in vaccines
but also know nobody's found any and nobody they trust has even looked. It's not just about why they still think so. It's about why they haven't looked
themselves yet. The Maricopa recount itself is proof that such a "vaccine audit" could actually happen. Why haven't these tens of millions of people demanded a vaccine examination? Surely they're the majority in at least one county?
"We are talking about the Republican Party. Well,
former Republican Party. They don't do climate change studies because they'd rather just believe they're right, and even when studies are thrown in their face they refuse to accept them. It's also why they continue to push trickle-down economics, while
trying to deny the tax cut for the rich is driving inflation. You see the same sort of behavior in Nazis and white supremacists. 'White people are just better,' they say, 'because we said so that's why'."
Well, the study is pretty specific about pointing out this is a Republican-led issue. I don't have to go out and look for vaccines with no microchips in them, but our resident Trump defenders are now called upon to take a stand.
MMO-C Trump supporters, do you believe vaccines contain microchips? I feel it's safe to ask this because (a) the issue is clearly political and (b) there's a 70% or so chance you'll say "no, of course not" and we can get on with our lives. But...I think you gotta answer this one.