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    Quote Originally Posted by Edge- View Post
    Man, Chelsea Clinton is gonna start getting subpoena'd by Judicial Watch once Hillary dies, isn't she.
    No, no they will just pull a Pope Formosus and exhume the corpse of Hillary Clinton and literally plop her corpse in the defendant's chair in a court room to put her on trial. They would probably have some Judicial Watch flunky be her voice during the trial to answer any questions.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaver_Synod

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milchshake View Post
    How to unpack this...



    Honestly we need a thread that explains White Trash as an ideology; consequence free living, with maximum cruelty towards all other out groups.
    Basically like when American Dad dropped all politics and just became about the hijinks of a Peak White Trash family.

    Because the really earned all of this. With hard work and innovations ...... flipping the overpriced houses of their "friends".

    Why did you show me this and why does her Twitter handle say WILD AND SEXY!?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pathora44 View Post
    No, no they will just pull a Pope Formosus and exhume the corpse of Hillary Clinton and literally plop her corpse in the defendant's chair in a court room to put her on trial. They would probably have some Judicial Watch flunky be her voice during the trial to answer any questions.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaver_Synod

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    Why did you show me this and why does her Twitter handle say WILD AND SEXY!?!?
    They look like boomer white trash with money to me.

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    Donald Trump uses new website to rewrite history of his presidency
    Narrative omits two impeachments, economic crash, Covid death toll and riot that marked end of his term.

    Donald Trump has launched a new website celebrating his time as US president that includes a very selective retelling of the history of his time in office.

    45office.com is billed as a platform for his supporters to stay in touch and a place where Trump will continue his “America first” campaign.

    The centrepiece of the site is an 885-word history of the Trump presidency, listing the achievements of what it describes as “the most extraordinary political movement in history”.

    Sparing none of Trump’s blushes, it says he dethroned political dynasties, defeated “the Washington establishment” and “overcame virtually every entrenched power structure”.
    More actually in the article, of course. But.... LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by postman1782 View Post
    They look like boomer white trash with money to me.
    Euro trash... she is an immigrant... “new Russians”... I know that look well... :/
    Folly and fakery have always been with us... but it has never before been as dangerous as it is now, never in history have we been able to afford it less. - Isaac Asimov
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    Quote Originally Posted by UnifiedDivide View Post
    More actually in the article.
    The parts about how he single-handedly defeated COVID is especially disturbing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Breccia View Post
    The parts about how he single-handedly defeated COVID is especially disturbing.
    He also invented penicillin and his farts don't smell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zorkuus View Post
    He also invented penicillin and his farts don't smell.
    *ahem* GLORIOUS LEADER DOESN'T FART!
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    Quit using other posters as levels of crazy. That is not ok

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poopymonster View Post
    *ahem* GLORIOUS LEADER DOESN'T FART!
    Oh right. I'll just see myself to the gulag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poopymonster View Post
    *ahem* GLORIOUS LEADER DOESN'T FART!
    I think... the who smelt it, dealt it... was an executive order. It was part of his attempt to get wall funding.
    Folly and fakery have always been with us... but it has never before been as dangerous as it is now, never in history have we been able to afford it less. - Isaac Asimov
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    Quote Originally Posted by Felya View Post
    I think... the who smelt it, dealt it... was an executive order. It was part of his attempt to get wall funding.
    They're not sending their best farts, they're sending the wet ones, the lumpy ones, the ones that fall into your pants. I'm sure there are some very fine toots coming also.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poopymonster View Post
    They're not sending their best farts, they're sending the wet ones, the lumpy ones, the ones that fall into your pants. I'm sure there are some very fine toots coming also.
    Build the diaper!
    Build the diaper!
    FAGA!

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    There are two grand juries formed for criminal prosecutiion of Trump in Georgia.

    Near as we can tell, it looks like one is about Trump's extortion call to GA election officials. But the other is "conspiracy". As @cubby will hopefully back me up, lawyers have some leeway when representing clients, they cannot commit a crime on their client's behalf. If you order your lawyer to commit perjury, and they do, that's conspiracy.

    Georgia prosecutors have brought on John Floyd, a RICO expert.

    Of course, it's not just Georgia. But while Trump is already looking at trouble from his taxes, his shady business practices, and all those loans coming due he can't pay, being actually thrown in jail for extortion is a different matter. Oh, and if NYState tells the judge/jury "we wanted to depose Trump, but he's already in a maximum security prison for extortion and lying under oath" that's honestly probably even better.

    And just so we're clear: Trump was crashing weddings in the last couple of days, just to spew the same toxic lie that he won the election. This isn't one thing he said offhand that was misinterpreted. This is an ongoing, systemic issue. And he's spoon-feeding evidence to the grand jury.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnifiedDivide View Post
    Donald Trump uses new website to rewrite history of his presidency

    More actually in the article, of course. But.... LOL.
    Yo...YO. There's a contact page for scheduling Trump to show up at birthday parties and weddings - https://www.45office.com/info/scheduling-request

    You can literally book the clown for clown shows now. Internet, do your thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edge- View Post
    Yo...YO. There's a contact page for scheduling Trump to show up at birthday parties and weddings - https://www.45office.com/info/scheduling-request

    You can literally book the clown for clown shows now. Internet, do your thing.
    Why punch wax figures when you can punch the real thing?

    Better book the Trump balloon too.
    /s

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edge- View Post
    You can literally book the clown for clown shows now .
    Wow. I wonder how the rabid fanbase feels about this. Name literally any President, other than Trump, who has done (the time-based equiv) of this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Breccia View Post
    There are two grand juries formed for criminal prosecutiion of Trump in Georgia.

    Near as we can tell, it looks like one is about Trump's extortion call to GA election officials. But the other is "conspiracy". As @cubby will hopefully back me up, lawyers have some leeway when representing clients, they cannot commit a crime on their client's behalf. If you order your lawyer to commit perjury, and they do, that's conspiracy.
    Breccia is entirely correct here - as an attorney if your client asks you to do something, and that request is illegal, the attorney does it - they cross the line into criminality and become what we loving call co-conspirators. Cohen is a prime example of this. What's especially important is that when an attorney crosses that line, the attorney-client privilege is shattered - and all activity of that attorney with that client is discoverable (i.e. open for review by prosecutors).

    Quote Originally Posted by Breccia View Post
    Georgia prosecutors have brought on John Floyd, a RICO expert.
    Fan-fucking-tastic. If they get RICO moving on the Georgia Trump felonies, we might see several people corralled into criminal prosecution, AND that might lead to people flipping on Trump. (reminder: RICO means that once one person is charged, anyone associated with the activity can be charged).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Breccia View Post
    Wow. I wonder how the rabid fanbase feels about this.
    They probably furiously masturbate over the idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Breccia View Post
    Wow. I wonder how the rabid fanbase feels about this. Name literally any President, other than Trump, who has done (the time-based equiv) of this.
    Well the banks and the lenders are going to be a calling soon so Trump needs to make money quick. So should anyone be surprised that he would in essence whore himself out to make that cash. I bet Melania has given him lots of pointers how to make extra big tips.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cubby View Post
    What's especially important is that when an attorney crosses that line, the attorney-client privilege is shattered
    Indeed. Two follow-ups:
    1) We already know the grand juries are looking at subpoenas for documents. It seems highly likely that orders from Trump to Giuliani are on that list of targets.
    2) Whoever decided to record that phone call must be taking a victory lap right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Breccia View Post
    Wow. I wonder how the rabid fanbase feels about this. Name literally any President, other than Trump, who has done (the time-based equiv) of this.
    Probably THRILLED! Can you imagine how many people having weddings with tuxedo t-shirts and camo/Bud Light wedding dresses in the back of someone's shed he'll be invited to?! How many, "Baby's first gun" parties they'll ask him to attend to gift their baby their first gun? I mean, come on, NOW EVERY MAGA FAITHFUL HAS THE CHANCE TO HAVE HIM ATTEND ONE OF THEIR EVENTS IN PERSON!

    But real, it's weird that a former president would just have like, a "contact me" page. Wonder when he's gonna spin up his OnlyKlans.

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