WaPo reports that --
"Paywall."
Yeah...anyhow, Florida Woman
made death threats against VP Harris on TikTok videos. Well, JPay, but you get the idea.
"Well that's not very specific, clearly she was talking about the fragile nature of human life and not plans to commit murder."
"Um...okay, that's more specific, but it's not like she said how she would do it or anything..."
"...okay that's bad, but come on, it's not like she had a
specific plan."
"...uh...okay but she didn't say where."
Florida Woman had plans to travel to DC. She told the SS and police she didn't...but her daughter was in the room and, confused,
ratted her out by accident.
"But...but...okay, but none of that counts if she said it privately."
Yeah, JPay videos are apparently public, so there goes that idea. And yes, she admitted she knew that when the police asked her that very question.
"But she didn't have a gun."
She filed for a concealed weapon permit at the same time as making those threats of "I will learn how to shoot you with a gun". I'm guessing that permit will be stalled just a bit, as she's pleading guilty to a felony.
"But...she didn't actually practice."
She told the Secret Service that yes she did practice when they came to arrest her.
"
Jesus. But,
as her lawyer said in public, surely she was just venting. She was going through a rough time, and didn't follow through."
Well, the "didn't follow through" is a lie, she applies for the permit (Feb 22) and spent time at the range. She even took a picture of a target she shot and she posted that in public too.
*cracks knuckles*
But let's discuss the "rough time" defense, shall we?
1) She was a health care worker Jan-April 2021 when the threats were made, in Fuck Florida, which yes, would be a rough time indeed. For which, VP Harris was in no way responsible for. That was all the Florida horse dewormer crowd trying to kill themselves and DeSantis cheering them on. No, she did not threaten DeSantis.
2)
Was. The hospital fired her for making death threats.
3) Her husband has been in jail for ten years. No, Harris did not arrest or prosecute her husband.
4) And now that she's plead guilty, and what choice did she have she was caught red-handed, she could be in federal prison for five years.
5) And when she was arrested, Florida Woman's mother said Florida Woman had lost the house. I don't know anything about that, in theory she was arrested there, but I don't know why her mother would lie about that, either.
"What the hell did Harris do, then? Why her?"
Florida Woman reportedly told the cops who arrested her, that it was because Harris claimed to be African-American and wasn't.
"But...Harris' father is Jamaican. Wait, she was going to shoot someone based on
race? Nobody tell her about Elizabeth Warren."
Also, she said Harris put her hand on her purse instead of the Bible when being sworn in.
"
That was debunked almost immediately! She actually used
two Bibles! And even if not, there's no death sentence for that!"
Florida Woman's mother also suggested in an interview that Florida Woman might have believed that, if Trump was re-elected, Trump would have pardoned her husband.
"For
what?
Why?"
I dunno, but her husband was arrested on state charges, so that wasn't going to happen anyhow.
"
None of that makes any sense at all."
Well, that's what Florida Woman said.
Florida Woman's lawyer is clearly trying for a sympathy nod from the judge for a reduced sentence, using that tired old Republican line "she didn't actually do anything so it wasn't a crime". And even if she was going through a tough time, congratulations, she found a way to make it far worse.
Also, this woman will spend the rest of her life as a willingly admitted
terrorist. The use of violence, or threats of violence, to change political discourse is terrorism. Hopefully she changes her ways while spending time in a federal prison while her kids are raised by their grandmother.
"Wait wait wait! You never explained where the $53,000 came from!"
I couldn't find that. I think it's fictional.
EDIT: Shit, I knew I forgot something. Her husband was found guilty in 1996 for robbing a grocery store and
murdering the owner. So add that to the list -- yes, she thought Trump would pardon a
murderer.