Not sure who lost bigger today:
1)
Michael Flynn's lawsuit to stop the Jan 6th committee from seeing his phone records was blocked in...record time? Eh? Eh?
or
2)
Danny Rodriguez no not that Danny Rodriguez tried to have his confession to being part of the murderous insurrection tossed, it was not.
-- Rodriguez, in public
"Did he...did he admit to using a
tazer on a
cop?"
Yes.
"Wow, it must have been difficult for the FBI to take him in peacefully or get a confession out of someone so clearly PATRIOT 45."
He started bawling like a newborn within minutes of being picked up at his mother's house. His lawyer -- why yes, it was a public defender -- tried to argue he wasn't properly Mirandized when he started telling every sentient life form and the coffee pot everything he'd done since he was seven. The judge even held up the tear-stained rights form Rodriguez personally signed.
Or!
3)
Matthew Greene no relation Proud Boy pleads guilty, the first Proud Boy to do so.
Or!
4)
The fans of Texas A&M whose football team had so many members with COVID, they couldn't even go to
Florida. No, really.
OR!
5) As already mentioned, Jim Jordan,
who has no reasonable legal defense.
ORRR!
6) Florida,
who got a record number of new cases, adding to @
PhaelixWW 's numbers.
ORRRRR!
7) It's time to play Guess the Speaker!
That is, of course,
NFL player Cole Beasley explaining why he, because he is "pro-choice" on vaccines, was kicked out for ten days.
"That name sounds familiar."
It might, if you are looking for NFL players who are against the rules attempting to keep NFL players safe. He's known within the NFL as one of the most outspoken critics. In the post above, you might have seen that he was irate that his vaccinated colleagues didn't need to get tested daily, but he was.
"He...didn't understand he was being tested daily because he was not vaccinated?"
I'm sure he did. He wants to be the victim here. The Bills are 8-6 between the 9-5 Patriots and 7-7 Dolphins. Every player the Bills intentionally, voluntarily lose increases the chance they miss the playoffs.
Upon his announcement that it was the rules to blame for him failing to follow the rules, or common health practices too, Beasley did what any mature adult would do: posted what I quoted above, then
immediately deleted his Twitter account.
*ahem*
Too bad the internet never forgets. Here are some top-tier replies:
