Bitch McConnell finally breaks silence--
"You spelled that wrong."
No, I didn't. He waited an extra 24 hours and still hasn't really taken a stance.
Did not take a side. Only asked for "answers". Incidentally, we already know those "answers". Trump committed a crime and a legal warrant was issued and served because of it. It'd be strange if that's
not what happened. Surely McConnell believes no-one is above the law?
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18 US 793 is mostly about espionage, but Sections E and F are not.
The penalty for this is up to 10 years in jail, and/or a fine. Actually it goes into great detail about how much the government can take from you, but it boils down to "the price the foreign government paid you". Oh, and for some reason it says state laws can't stop that.
But yes, that's an on-the-books law that says you're not supposed to take that shit,
even accidentally.
No, I didn't find that on my own. There's
thousands of 18 US codes. But experts in the law are now pointing that out. In addition to, of course, 18 US 1924, that one I did find on my own, and "it's illegal to destroy that shit" which is 18 US 2071.
Which also has some warning signs for Trump.
Oh,
dear. We know Trump took things, even he admits it. If the FBI got them back, that's proof he had them, which is bad. If the FBI can't find them, but Trump can't find them either, that's much worse.
Trump said he was in negotiations to return the classified items he, well, stole. And we all know Trump is a horrible negotiator.
*ahem*
But.
You know how, if you steal six cars, you get charged six times, not once? How many documents did Trump take?
I'm hardly an expert, other than I seem to know more about the laws involved than the fat orange fuck who broke them. But based on what legal proceedings I've seen undergone, there are/were four possible options.
A) Trump could have simply returned them when asked, which he said in public he knew he'd been asked months ago. My guess is, if he'd just returned everything, there might have been a misdemeanor-level fine, at worst, and that'd be that. Yet another "Trump fucked up" headline and it'd be forgotten within days, like his marriage vows.
B) The FBI could have found everything Trump took that was important, and then the DoJ asks if it's worth pressing charges. Considering he lied about it to the point of forcing the most yuge, the most bigly FBI raid, everyone tells me that, they probably would, charging him with the least of the offenses, 2071. Trump would be unable to avoid an immediate guilty finding due to the fact that, well, the FBI got them back, so it's proof he had them. He'd plea bargain, getting a few months probation...and admit guilt to a felony about stealing classified intel. Goodbye, 2024 run.
C) The FBI doesn't find everything, but Trump makes a big, public showing of turning over everything else, probably bragging about what a good guy he is for helping America out by protecting this important information. Meanwhile, behind closed doors, Trump begs on his knees, mascara running as he blubbers in terror, not to be arrested. The result of this is that Trump is not charged with anything, on the understanding that he doesn't run for office. Since the statute of limitations is seven years, I think? Trump loses out on a 2024 and 2028 run, effectively ending his chance at returning to the WH. Coward bitch-ass Trump becomes the GOP mascot and kingmaker, which honestly, is probably something he wanted to be anyhow.
D) The FBI doesn't find everything we know for a fact Trump took, but Trump can't find it either. Uh oh. Since "the dog ate my homework" stopped being acceptable several generations ago, the DoJ has no choice but to admit Trump either destroyed, lost, gave away or sold information he shouldn't have had. Garland (or whoever) doesn't have to prove Trump actually planned on selling anything -- only that he took them, known, and they're mysteriously gone now. He's charged with one to three felonies for
each missing document. Fifty trooper-cops in full body armor and 2A Freedom Batons drag his fat ass out the front door in handcuffs, the trial lasts well through the 2024 election, and some of the less insane GOP members who were cozying up to Trump have every second of their interaction dangled over them, costing them Indy votes. (Cultists like MTG in cult locations aren't affected), leading to President Harris with a majority in the House and Senate. Whether or not Trump is convicted stops being important, since this gaping weakness in his tinfoil armor is torn open wide by NYState, Georgia, the IRS, and anyone who hasn't sued him yet going full-on feeding frenzy. Trump damn near spends every day of the rest of his miserable, limp-dick life in courtrooms,
unless he goes to prison.
Obviously, A has missed its chance. Of the remaining, I think C is the most likely result. The FBI opened up Trump's safe, but as Cohen said, they wouldn't find the evidence of Trump's many crimes there. Not even Trump is that stupid, sorry, but all joking aside he's not. He's a sociopathic narcissist but he's not "skull fracture" level. That tells me they didn't find everything they were looking for, suggesting B is out. I would
love to see that fourth option, but it relies on Trump taking critical classified information, then losing it. Considering he probably wanted to whip it out at parties for women to tell him how beautiful it is, I doubt he left it out in the rain -- not with the SS constantly at his side, as well. Right now, I think the most likely option is that the Trump family and what few trusted friends they have left are looking under the Trump Tower sofa cushions for those last few papers that got separated.
We'll find out. But the fact that Trump took things that (a) he wasn't supposed to and (b) the US govt wants back is no longer in dispute. This isn't Alex Jones level of "what the fuck, dude?" going on here, but it is bad. The question is only "how bad".