This Axios article is a pretty good summary piece on the woes of CyberTrump 2077. Most of it is stuff we know: they owe RightForge $1.6 million, DWAC asked their shareholders to put off the purchase for a year, nobody knows who works for them, etc etc.
A few things they add which I didn't know and therefore I project onto you that you didn't know either:
1) Trump has 4 million followers. On Twitter, he was pushing 90 million. Axios didn't say how many of either were bots.
2) He got a million of them since the raid. Worth noting: Musk said Twitter was worth $44 billion. Trump says his media platform is worth $1 billion. Dividing the 88 million followers he had by 44 would be about the pre-raid number. Of course, Trump on his platform very likely has that Tom from MySpace thing going that he was automatically added.
3) CyberTrump 2077 still isn't available for Android. Axios says that's 44% of US smartphones.
4) DWAC has almost $300 million in cash. This actually lines up fairly well. The stock surged to over $100 when Trump said he had a billion in funding. It's now about $30, and DWAC has about 30% of a billion. This cash, by law, is in a special trust that can only be used for the DWAC merger, or returned to its clients. I don't think CyberTrump 2077 is worth a billion, and I don't think DWAC thinks it's worth a billion, either.
If Trump is forced to wait a year before the merger, that means he's not getting the cash yet, because that's how not paying people works. He should be familiar with that. He'll have to use his own money to keep it afloat for a year -- and that's even assuming DWAC doesn't just nope the fuck out of this whole thing.
And it's been my personal experience that, while media outlets are quoting Trump from his social media platform, they're not generally linking it. Which means they don't think it's viable, either.
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Well, that second judge who suggested she'd be in favor of a "special master", despite Trump's fourth-grade-level legal filing, hasn't ruled yet -- just given her opinion before the DoJ even made their case at all. Hmm. Sounds a little awkward.
But whatever. We all know how this works: the FBI took everything that might have been a problem, rather than scrutinize literally every scrap of paper on-site, and will return what isn't covered by the warrant. Which is standard practice.
Of course, it could be weeks bef--
DOJ: "We're done."
Wait, what?
DOJ: "Yeah, remember how the warrant was two weeks ago? We've been doing our jobs this whole time. This isn't DeSantis' voter fraud team made out of tinfoil hatters and police academy dropouts. This is the FBMFI, son, while we're on the clock we get this shit done."
So...what did you find?
DOJ: "We did find a limited number of items that could, potentially, be lawyer-client. Naturally we put those aside for further review without reading them, because unlike some people we don't break the rules."
What about WH Executive Privilege?
DOJ: "Those were already ours. That's the stuff we were looking for in the first place. We put those in a secure location because it's top fucking secret and classified fucking intelligence and you're not supposed to leave it lying around some random-ass three-star hotel."
Um...so what now?
DOJ: "Well we have a filter team for exactly this kind of stuff. Let us know when this 'special master' appears out of thin air and shows up to proofread our work. We'll be over here, catching domestic terrorists and shit. Peace the fuck out."

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