Mega-Thread: Trump Focused Discussion

[Belize]

Donald Trump says he is *checks notes* 215 lbs.

I...

Hm.

[Relapses]

It’s supposed to go boringly — they don’t want him there any longer than he needs to be. The county doesn’t want a circus.

Why did we elect a clown for president then?

[Edge-]

Ex-presidential mugshot, baby.

[Paranoid Android]

@Breccia. It seems he got the same treatment in Georgia. In fact motorcades look identical but my first post I saw crawl of Bedminster and before he departed.

https://twitter.com/vanhoa2272/statu...6rYIugALw&s=19

Idk this person's account but I see the news crawl. So my assumption this is Georgia motorcade.

[PACOX]

Ex-presidential mugshot, baby.

I need the t-shirt

[Paranoid Android]

Ex-presidential mugshot, baby.

I'm on it!! My new Avatar!

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Trump self-reports his height and weight as 6’3”, 215 lbs.



Ahh, WTF!?! He gets to give his own height and weight. This is bs.

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Noah Karim Mikhail is 6’3”, 215 lbs.

Same height/weight Trump just self-reported to the Fulton Jail.

This is a high school football star who lists his height and weight on his Twitter page. Funny enough he would likely lie about his weight being more, cause they want big athletes.

[Breccia]

He gets to give his own height and weight. This is bs.

"You're under arrest for lying on official government documents. How much do you weigh?"
"215 pounds."
"You're under arrest again for lying on official government forms."

[Iliena]

Somebody doesn't look happy! Now the question is that face pre or post tantrum?

[gondrin]

Well, it is official. All you have to do is turn him green and you have this.

[Poopymonster]

I'm on it!! My new Avatar!

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Trump self-reports his height and weight as 6’3”, 215 lbs.



Ahh, WTF!?! He gets to give his own height and weight. This is bs.

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Noah Karim Mikhail is 6’3”, 215 lbs.

Same height/weight Trump just self-reported to the Fulton Jail.

This is a high school football star who lists his height and weight on his Twitter page. Funny enough he would likely lie about his weight being more, cause they want big athletes.

Fake. It's a forgery.
We need to see the official girth certificate.
Long form.
Measured, weighed and verified by a third neutral party.

[Ayirasi]

215 lbs... Since I can't seem to verbalize a proper response:

[Jastall]

I'm 5'11 and absolutely do not have his, err, frame and sit at 225. If he's over 6' with that girth he most definitely beats me by a good 40 pounds if not more. This is such a laughably petty lie.

[postman1782]

A little late to this but I'm not sure if anyone could just offer to pay this person's attorney fees to flip(?) or put more mildly get out of the claws of Trump's attorneys.

Always strange that criminals can co-conspirator with each other by paying for another person's lawyer when a) That lawyer's loyalty in the end is to Trump and b) The maintenance person here has to be loyal cause Trump is paying for his lawyer, the person trying to keep him out of jail.

So yeah why not Soros (dun, dun dun!!!) just pay for the attorney. Idk with procedure if this ironically would be seen as influence a witness by then paying for this person to testify against Trump.

I'm too lazy to look up all this legal theory bs. So just asking.

I guarantee the lawyer he had, wasn't being paid.

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Donald Trump says he is *checks notes* 215 lbs.

I...

Hm.

I guarantee you have to add closer to 140 more pounds to that.

[Egomaniac]

I'm 5'11 and absolutely do not have his, err, frame and sit at 225. If he's over 6' with that girth he most definitely beats me by a good 40 pounds if not more. This is such a laughably petty lie.

Yeah, I'm 5'11 as well and if he's 215 at 6'3...then im 155 pounds.

[Breccia]

Trump is back on Twitter.

Well, DWAC is dead.

[Relapses]

Well, DWAC is dead.

Thank fuck. Somebody on reddit mentioned that blackhole of vacuous inscrutability and I almost had an out-of-body experience trying to understand how somebody managed to rope in both cryptobros and Trumpbros into the same ridiculous Ponzi scheme. To the fuckin' moon, literally.

[Gabriel]

Ex-presidential mugshot, baby.

Has... has he been crying?

[Kaleredar]

Has... has he been crying?

I think if he had been crying we’d see a stream of orange streaking down off his pale flabby cheeks.

Furthermore I don’t know if trump is capable of such an emotion. He’s capable of whining, for sure, but I don’t believe he’s capable of feeling anything towards this sort of predicament beyond a sort of flailing self-pitying rage.

[Breccia]

Has... has he been crying?

I agree with @Kaleredar but I see where you're going with that. I think he just hasn't had a good night's sleep since...uh...well, probably a while.

[Edge-]

Trump is back on Twitter.

Well, DWAC is dead.

Guess he figures if he might go down he may as well break a few contracts while he's at it?