1. #87081
    Quote Originally Posted by Edge- View Post
    I am 100% ready for Donald to show up in court and claim he doesn't know who this "Donald J. Trump" poster on Twitter is and he doesn't recall this at all and that's totally normal and fine because this must be fake news as he's a very stable genius with the best of memories, his good friend Jeffrey Epstein told him so. Or it was a totally different Sidney Powell, it was actually Disney Powell!
    The only things tRump knows to say in court are: "I plead the fifth" and "Same answer".

  2. #87082
    Scarab Lord Zaydin's Avatar
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    FL, USA
    Posts
    4,823
    Trumps dementia is flaring up again because now he's declaring he has never been indicted. Despite, you know, being indicted four times as of time of posting.
    "If you are ever asking yourself 'Is Trump lying or is he stupid?', the answer is most likely C: All of the Above" - Seth Meyers

  3. #87083
    Quote Originally Posted by Zaydin View Post
    Trumps dementia is flaring up again because now he's declaring he has never been indicted. Despite, you know, being indicted four times as of time of posting.
    He's never even heard the word! What language is it in, English? He doesn't speak English! How could he have been indicted if he doesn't know what that word means and doesn't even speak English?!

    Is that some weird gathering of the MAGA Rotary club or something?

  4. #87084
    Scarab Lord Zaydin's Avatar
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    FL, USA
    Posts
    4,823
    Quote Originally Posted by Edge- View Post
    He's never even heard the word! What language is it in, English? He doesn't speak English! How could he have been indicted if he doesn't know what that word means and doesn't even speak English?!

    Is that some weird gathering of the MAGA Rotary club or something?
    Wonder how long until he starts denying he was ever President and could never have mishandled classified information because of that.
    "If you are ever asking yourself 'Is Trump lying or is he stupid?', the answer is most likely C: All of the Above" - Seth Meyers

  5. #87085
    "Nobody heard about indictments before they indicted me! The democrats invented this indictment thing just to get to me!"

  6. #87086
    Quote Originally Posted by zorkuus View Post
    "Nobody heard about indictments before they indicted me! The democrats invented this indictment thing just to get to me!"
    I heard the indictment was invented shortly after the army retook the airports during the Revolutionary War in 1775 or so.

  7. #87087
    Quote Originally Posted by Edge- View Post
    BTW this continues to be why I'm so fuckin annoyed with all the ALIEN bullshit in the past year or so, even before the paper mache alien in Mexico.

    Because like, does any human being, currently alive on earth and capable of coherent thought, actually think that Donald wouldn't be blabbing about aliens by now? Do you (the royal you) think he could use "WE HAVE ALIENS!" as the ultimate shiny, distracting object and just patiently and strategically sit on it rather than posting it to social media IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE CRUISE CONTROL IS BACK ON, LADS

    This is why the brief alien hysteria in the US, especially the mostly known idiots in Congress pushing for that nonsense, pissed me off so much. Because like, we already fucking know. If we had aliens and shit, and POTUS is told about this fact, we'd fuckin know by now.
    Independents Day. Simply don't tell the President because it will likely never be relevant during his tenure
    It ignores such insignificant forces as time, entropy, and death

  8. #87088
    The Lightbringer D Luniz's Avatar
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Location
    The Coastal Plaguelands
    Posts
    3,058
    Quote Originally Posted by Chonogo View Post
    You should see some of his depositions in the past. Dude doesn't know when to shut up.
    Im convinced if they got a lawyer that looked like Ivana in her younger years, Donald would blab nonstop if she just occasionally smiled at him from time to time.
    "Law and Order", lots of places have had that, Russia, North Korea, Saddam's Iraq.
    Laws can be made to enforce order of cruelty and brutality.
    Equality and Justice, that is how you have peace and a society that benefits all.

  9. #87089
    Void Lord Breccia's Avatar
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    NY, USA
    Posts
    41,088
    Quote Originally Posted by Zaydin View Post
    Trumps dementia is flaring up again because now he's declaring he has never been indicted. Despite, you know, being indicted four times as of time of posting.
    First of all, I feel personally vindicated because that reporter brought up privilege. Victory lap!

    Second of all, so, that's yet more public accusations that Biden is committing election fraud. Honestly, at this point, I think Biden should hire personal lawyers whose sole job is to look at the evidence of Trump's many trials -- obviously, the stuff in public, of course. As soon evidence is public that Trump knew for a fact he'd lost the election -- and this may have happened -- Biden should sue for defamation, shove this evidence back on trial, and force Trump to take the stand to repeat those claims under oath.

    Trump going to jail for lying would be the icing on the cake.

  10. #87090
    Another thing that came up on 60 minutes Australia in the Pratt interview was that at a dinner Pratt was at, Trump wanted Melaina to walk around in a bikini so that 'all the guys could see what they were missing.'

  11. #87091
    https://newrepublic.com/maz/post/176...-erdogan-orban

    “The whole world is exploding. You know I was very honored—Victor Orban, did anyone ever hear of him? He’s probably one of the strongest leaders anywhere in the world. Right? He’s the leader of Turkey,” Trump said to a quiet crowd in Derry, New Hampshire.
    Did y'all know Victor Orban is president of Turkey? That's news to me!

    Anyways, the guy that keeps saying his opponent is having cognitive issues is getting his authoritarians mixed up as he continues to fall over himself to praise any and every authoritarian that will ever say any nice thing about him.

    - - - Updated - - -

    https://www.the-independent.com/news...-b2434785.html

    Safe to assume it's a lie as Donald is just desperate for anything to distract from the "fact" that he's never been indicted before and he's never even heard the word before, he says he's apparently in communication with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, who is worried about Joe Biden.

    This is pretty big if true, and I'd imagine that federal agencies might have a few questions about conversations that a former president is having with the current dictator and head of rogue state North Korea are talking about.

    Though again, pretty safe to assume this is just complete bullshit from a buy who is getting all his authoritarians and dictators mixed up. Was it Stalin? Maybe it was Pol Pot. I bet it was King Louie, actually.

  12. #87092
    Presented without comment but with no small amount of snickering:

    'You don’t have to vote': Trump urges MAGA fans to ditch the polls in 2024

    During ex-President Donald Trump appearance in New Hampshire Monday, the MAGA hopeful told the audience not to vote in the 2024 presidential election, The Daily Beast reports.

    Per the Beast, Trump "said he would have 'plenty of votes'—enough that instead of voting, his fans should 'get out there and watch those voters,' presumably referring to supporters of his eventual opponent. 'You don’t have to vote, don't worry about voting. The voting, we got plenty of votes.'"

    This come as the former president continues to claim the 2020 presidential election was stolen from him, while facing two criminal indictments — one in Washington, D.C., and the other in Fulton County, Georgia — over his attempt to overturn the election.

  13. #87093
    It's as if he's slowly slipping into the beginning stages of senility.
    By the end of the year...maybe we'll see.

  14. #87094
    Void Lord Breccia's Avatar
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    NY, USA
    Posts
    41,088
    Quote Originally Posted by Shadowferal View Post
    It's as if he's slowly slipping into the beginning stages of senility.
    Let's pretend it's true. (It's a lot easier to pretend, if it is true, but we don't know for sure)

    Trump has done nothing for the last four years but try to stay in the WH. He's surrounded by lawyers doing nothing but pushing him away from the many trials he wants to be in, so he can do Lawyer TV Show things. He keeps saying the election was stolen and the charges against him are all fake. If he's full-on demented, he probably believes all that -- even if he didn't before.

    Now, take that person, and tell him "you can't run for office".

    If you're right...you might see the proof of it when his rage explodes so hard, you can see the orange dust from space.

  15. #87095
    Quote Originally Posted by Breccia View Post
    Anything Trump says when he's not on the stand is useless, but, I think it's possible he never actually hired Powell.
    Willing to bet there's a good chance that he tries to argue that she never worked for him because he never paid her. Which in all fairness, he probably never did, even if he was supposed to.

  16. #87096
    Quote Originally Posted by Benggaul View Post
    Presented without comment but with no small amount of snickering:

    'You don’t have to vote': Trump urges MAGA fans to ditch the polls in 2024
    While there's some not so thinly veiled language implying that he's asking his supporters to intimidate actual voters, I don't think anyone really has any issues if all of Donald's supporters just stayed home and watched the results on the tele on election day, either.



    I really hope we're at the wild card part of this show. When "Fucking Around" meets "Finding Out".

  17. #87097
    Quote Originally Posted by Benggaul View Post
    Presented without comment but with no small amount of snickering:

    'You don’t have to vote': Trump urges MAGA fans to ditch the polls in 2024
    I'll allow it. If his voters listen to this then that will be great, just like how they listened and didn't vote by mail.

    Dontrike/Shadow Priest/Black Cell Faction Friend Code - 5172-0967-3866

  18. #87098
    Quote Originally Posted by Benggaul View Post
    Presented without comment but with no small amount of snickering:

    'You don’t have to vote': Trump urges MAGA fans to ditch the polls in 2024
    Is this him letting it slip that they already have a ballot stuffing plan in place?

  19. #87099
    Quote Originally Posted by some guy View Post
    Is this him letting it slip that they already have a ballot stuffing plan in place?
    Honestly, I don't think it's as clever as that... It's more likely just him being a colossal dumbass and drinking his own Kool-Aid with the election fraud bullshit.

  20. #87100
    Looks like another may be soon flipping on Trump. (I took this from a Washington Post article someone posted, but I can't get past pay wall.)

    ATLANTA — Jenna Ellis, a former lawyer for Donald Trump’s 2020 campaign, plans to plead guilty Tuesday to illegally conspiring to overturn Trump’s 2020 election loss in Georgia, according to a court document. This will make her the third attorney associated with the former president to accept a plea deal in the sweeping criminal racketeering case.

    Ellis, who had been facing two charges including violating Georgia’s anti-racketeering act, is expected to plead guilty to a reduced charge in court on Tuesday.

    She will become the fourth Trump co-defendant to plead guilty in the case. Atlanta bail bondsman Scott Hall, accused of playing a wide-ranging role in the conspiracy to reverse Trump’s loss in Georgia, pleaded guilty Sept. 29 in a cooperation deal with prosecutors. Former pro-Trump attorneys Sidney Powell and Kenneth Chesebro each pleaded guilty last week on the eve of their scheduled joint trial in the case.

    As part of their plea deals, Hall, Powell and Chesebro each recorded a lengthy video answering prosecutors’ questions about their roles and the roles of others in the alleged election interference conspiracy.

    Ellis will be the second co-defendant with known direct links to Trump to plead guilty in the case. A onetime Fox News regular who was hired in late 2019 as a legal adviser to the Trump campaign, Ellis was part of the post-2020 election legal team, appearing alongside former New York mayor and personal Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani and pro-Trump attorney Sidney Powell at press conferences where she echoed false claims of election fraud.

    She worked closely with Giuliani, traveling to battleground states including Arizona, Georgia, Michigan and Pennsylvania where prosecutors say she spoke to lawmakers urging them to reject the popular vote results in their states. The Georgia indictment also pointed to memos she wrote for Trump outlining how Vice President Mike Pence could overturn the election results.

    Dontrike/Shadow Priest/Black Cell Faction Friend Code - 5172-0967-3866

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •