Develop a whole new genre; metasatire. The Onion reports the news bald-facedly but marks it as "satire", leading readers to question whether it's a hyperbolic piece of humor or real. The humor being that you can't tell without an external, unrelated source, because reality's gotten so off-kilter you can't tell reality from satire any more.
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It's best to take a historical view of things.
Other things college students have done in the name of their universities;
Slaughtered men and women for ideological differences (the Inquisition, among others)
Launched wars against other universities just because their professors have a slightly different take on things.
Shunned schoolmates, excluding them from society permanently, over minor quibbles.
Demanded 10% of your income for life because you're never paying off those loans.
Insisted their college is the only real source of information and targeted students and professors of any other institution for abuse and murder.
Covered up sex abuse scandals and protected the abusers, ensuring they can find new victims.
Just straight up denied women any access to the institution.
Engaged in race realism and defended the idea that only whites are the "chosen people".
I could keep going. Anyone pushing the idea that to be a "college student" makes you a "good person" doesn't understand the history of college.
And lest this come off as "bashy", I'm not saying college students are all bad. I'm saying you're judged by your character and conduct, not your affiliation.
Again, I'm being pedantic. Calling yourself a college student when you've clearly never set foot in a classroom makes you a liar or a hypocrite. Neither are redeeming qualities. The fact that some older colleges offered a drastically different curriculum doesn't affect my views.
Yes, I'm using this analogy due to Trump University being a giant fucking fraud.
thats cause they talk among themselves about us and think that counts.
Might give themselve bonus points if Tim Scott pops in to go "yes" and offer nothing more
Like if me and some other guys talked about women and then I got on tv and said "Women will love this, Ive been hearing it in discord all day yesterday!!"
"Law and Order", lots of places have had that, Russia, North Korea, Saddam's Iraq.
Laws can be made to enforce order of cruelty and brutality.
Equality and Justice, that is how you have peace and a society that benefits all.

WTH!!
Tennessee GOP Lawmaker Worried About Vaccine-Laced Tomato, Lettuce and Tobacco.
Stupidity and paranoia in one package.
At least it's totally harmless, junk legislation that doesn't do anything since it's legislating a conspiracy theory. Even if he's a weirdo antivaxer nutter.
But it's funny seeing Republicans who have been part of a party decrying pointless legislation and government overreach and the like continue to propose so much absolutely unnecessary, pointless legislation.
That's...not how any of this works at all.Anti-vaxers gained a foothold during the COVID pandemic, spreading false claims about vaccines. Last year the fact-checking website Snopes deemed it “false” that “mRNA from COVID-19 vaccines has entered the food supply via genetically modified plants bred to contain it or through the consumption of vaccinated livestock.”

Democracy, that's how. The risk of democracy is always that voters will want a conspiracy theorist nutter who believes lizard people from the crustaceous era are actually manipulating reality.
And because the Republican party has appealed to and promoted these kinds of folks and beliefs for years. Because of this - https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/03/polit...ate/index.html
When over half your party are conspiracy theorists who believe the Big Lie, is it a surprise they believe all kinds of other unhinged bullshit?The share of Republicans and Republican-leaning independents who believe that President Joe Biden’s 2020 election win was not legitimate has ticked back up, according to a new CNN poll fielded throughout July. All told, 69% of Republicans and Republican-leaners say Biden’s win was not legitimate, up from 63% earlier this year and through last fall, even as there is no evidence of election fraud that would have altered the outcome of the contest.
Why would they when Fox News is telling them that Donald's sneakers really appeal to Black voters in the inner city because they transcend politics and achieve culture and Black people just really like sneakers!
Okay, sure. I'll back that. Every food item that contains a vaccine in it, label it. Go for it. Why not. If the food has the vaccine, and they don't disclose it, the fine shall be elventy thousand million billion dollars.State Rep. Scott Cepicky claims vaccines can already be added to foods like lettuce and tomatoes, and to tobacco products, so he has filed legislation to require grocery store items containing vaccines to be labeled.
It's not actually "harmless";
1> Pushing the legislation takes up State or Federal representative's time and effort that would otherwise be spent on not-batshit bills.
2> Law enforcement is often not objective. It's often subjective, held to religious views, or just enforced by unfounded whim. See the Alabama anti-IVF legislation. It doesn't matter how "conspiracy nut" the basis for law is, once that's law's on the books, it can and likely will be used to attack innocent people.
It's harmless. It's wasteful, yes. But there's no harm done to anyone as a result, because there are no vaccines in any produce so there will never be an instance where this warning label would need to be considered.
Who do you reckon would potentially be a victim of this bill down the road?
It's classed as a "drug" under this legislation, so they could present grocery stores as selling unlabelled drug-injected produce to people. That seems to be the goal. Fines and possible criminal charges could result, I assume.
For selling lettuce without labelling it "vaccine-free".
Fines over bullshit like this is "harm".
Except that his proposed legislation would require items with vaccines to be labeled, not those without. Meaning that there would never be an instance where a grocery store would need to slap one of these labels on their produce because there is no such thing as produce containing vaccines, much less that is available for general purchase at the same price as other produce.
So again, I'm not seeing who is harmed by this other than maybe the poor suckers within the state government that need to waste some weeks creating a process for this to never actually happen, assuming the legislation passes.
Trump bill for his latest court loss just went up to $454m, once existing interest was added on.
So I believe he needs to find 120% of that amount, if he wants to appeal. So over a half a billion dollars, if he wants to appeal. Otherwise he has 30 days to pay this. Shit gets funnier by the day.
And E Jean Carrol is on top of that.
When challenging a Kzin, a simple scream of rage is sufficient. You scream and you leap.
Originally Posted by George Carlin
Originally Posted by Douglas Adams
I keep seeing different values, but honestly, none of them are good for Trump. Trump is claiming he has the cash, but his fiscal filings -- which we know are suspect -- say otherwise.
When not even Trump says Trump has enough money, you know it's bad. Strangely enough, the appeal is the better bargain -- the cost doesn't go up by much, and he has a chance to reduce it. He's got to be scraping for that cash quickly, and wonder what he'll sell or put up as collateral to do it, while being watched by multiple court-appointed babysitters.
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1761150066415325442
Fox News Neil Cavuto interrupts Donald's speech to clarify that the stock market is in fact going up and it's going up for reasons completely and wholly unrelated to Donald Trump, and is instead related to Fed monetary policy moves and skyrocketing AI stocks like NVDA.
Also fact-checked Donald's claim of $6/gallon for gas. It's currently $3.26 for the national average.
And that the 2020 election was not rigged and there have been dozens of court cases and investigations that concluded that it was not rigged and Donald just lost. I'm sure the nearly $1B defamation case Fox had is partially why they're quick to point out that there was no widespread fraud in the 2020 election.
Without knowing which rally/speech you're talking about, I am going to predict that Trump said "I heard, people are saying gas is six dollars a gallon".
(searches)
I can't find it and I'm not watching the fucking Nashville thing myself. Well, if I am right, Trump is hiding his lie by blaming an invisible non-existent other person, if I'm wrong, Trump lied directly. Gasoline is not six dollars a gallon. He didn't hear that, because it's not true.
