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It’s going to be a significantly downsized event because it’s apparently too cold for him to be outside in his fragile, feeble, very old and tired state.
So while his tech bro sugar daddies with their VIP invitations still get to join in the fun, a whole bunch of Trump’s diehard supporters who got their hands on tickets are going to be left out in the literal cold, holding on to now-meaningless tickets that will not give them entry to the Capitol rotunda. Boo hoo.
Watch the event if you dare, or just skip straight to the comments to make all the jokes about his teeny, tiny event and all of the actually important people, from former first lady Michelle Obama to Speaker Emerita Nancy Pelosi, who are busy watching paint try and just couldn’t make it.
“But this isn’t the end. I promise you, this is not the end, and we have to regroup and we have to continue to fight and continue to work day in and day out to create the better society for our children, for this world, for this country, that we know is possible.” ~~Jon Stewart

Man didn't even touch a bible. Probably wanted to avoid spontaneously combusting.
What a monotone, low energy speech. Contrasts weirdly with the demagoguery of the content.


"but drilling is already at an all time high"
Barely.
If this unlocks more of our resources, energy prices come down, gas prices come down, then price of goods comes down next. Or at least anything that requires fuel to be transported to store shelves. Let's go.
https://thehill.com/policy/energy-en...ders/?tbref=hp

Will Trump undo Biden Inflation?

That's just gross... as if we don't know who Trump is as a person.
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You mean all that global inflation? Biden already did that.
Yeah, look at Biden, pre-emptively pardoning people Donald has specifically, by name, said he was going to go after for political retribution.
I genuinely think Trump supporters are not just deeply stupid, but also know they're awful human beings and are 100% ok with that.

Honestly I'm half considering getting in on this with some MAGA-adjacent shit.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurre...6_screenshots/
Be like Trump advisor Ryan Fournier - Go big and launch a "tiktok coin", brag about how much you made personally, rug it fucking hard, act surprised that people are mad at you for rugging it, go on to say you're the real victim and then do nothing to return the money.
People buying crypto are genuinely the dumbest people in the world, apparently. Maybe we can start selling them more expensive pet rocks?