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    Quote Originally Posted by alach View Post
    I especially like the "no tax on silencers" provision.
    Doing God's work, these gentlemen are.
    In the present political climate my first thought upon reading "no tax on silencers" was "more Luigis".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flarelaine View Post
    Just that? I was sort of expecting something like "mustard is for sissies and real men eat freshly grated horseradish instead".
    Here is the entire scandal covered by The Daily Show in just over 1 minute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azadina View Post
    Obama was asking in a food line if there's a little spicier mustard, like Dijon for example. I can't remember where the food line was or why, but apparently asking for "expensive" mustard made him a rich snob who doesn't understand the common guy. Not that Dijon is even expensive rich snob stuff, or I guess I'm one too, then.
    And so they replaced him with a man who has a golden tower with his name on it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fugus View Post
    From what I just read, the big beautiful bill just made it out of congress. Let’s see how quickly the senate falls in line to support it while Schumer acts surprised and mentions his conversations in the shower to explain him paving the way for it.
    It barely passed the house 215 - 214. It would've failed if Dems didn't have of seats open from geriatrics dying in office and Republican governors refusing to host special elections to fill their seats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xyonai View Post
    It barely passed the house 215 - 214. It would've failed if Dems didn't have of seats open from geriatrics dying in office and Republican governors refusing to host special elections to fill their seats.
    To be very slightly fair there, if there had been 1 more Dem vote one of the nays, nonvotes, or presents probably would've voted yes. We've seen this whole "gaming the vote to win by 1 so we can say some of us dissented if things go bad" schtick before.
    confirmed by my uncle nitnendo and masahiro samurai

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bwgmon View Post
    To be very slightly fair there, if there had been 1 more Dem vote one of the nays, nonvotes, or presents probably would've voted yes. We've seen this whole "gaming the vote to win by 1 so we can say some of us dissented if things go bad" schtick before.
    Ya, the GOP still has the 218 votes if they really need em. It's so fucking tedious, same poasters cannot do basic math. They aint the lil smol beans of 2016. It's almost ten years, we can assume they atleast passed into adulthood at some time. But its the same childish bullshit.

    Murc's Law has become a deathpact between them and whichever online celebrties power their newsfeeds. There's no magic words to break through this spell.

    Even when staring down the barrel of Trump's Super Stove Touching Bill. They want to make it about their waifu not getting some comittee assignment from like 4 months ago.

    Anyways, Nathional Shitposting service says there's a nasty shitstorm coming in, that will-resolve-nothing. Working adults in the real world advised to get an early jump on the holiday weekend. Focus on touching grass, BBQing, singing around the campfire, and other outdoor shit. Ya know, the stuff socialist youth groups used do. Instead of being terminally online.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milchshake View Post
    Ya know, the stuff socialist youth groups used do. Instead of being terminally online.
    How is a dude with 13,000 posts in just politics trying to scold others for being terminally online? You where terminally online before people started using that term. It's also a weak insult, almost everyone is terminally online in the age of smart phones.

    You try to shit on leftists about as much or more as you shit on Drump. Maybe figure out who your enemy is, you need those terminally online leftists to win any future elections, you did figure this out right? Cause winning the white suburban vote is literally not happening.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milchshake View Post
    Ya, the GOP still has the 218 votes if they really need em. It's so fucking tedious, same poasters cannot do basic math. They aint the lil smol beans of 2016. It's almost ten years, we can assume they atleast passed into adulthood at some time. But its the same childish bullshit.

    Murc's Law has become a deathpact between them and whichever online celebrties power their newsfeeds. There's no magic words to break through this spell.

    Even when staring down the barrel of Trump's Super Stove Touching Bill. They want to make it about their waifu not getting some comittee assignment from like 4 months ago.

    Anyways, Nathional Shitposting service says there's a nasty shitstorm coming in, that will-resolve-nothing. Working adults in the real world advised to get an early jump on the holiday weekend. Focus on touching grass, BBQing, singing around the campfire, and other outdoor shit. Ya know, the stuff socialist youth groups used do. Instead of being terminally online.
    I mean I can still give Dems the Stink eye for electing a walking corpse into a committee seat and having him die in office on the eve of an important vote. It's fine, you can critique the opposition party sometimes, as a treat. They're not going to wither into nothing if someone isn't white knighting every predictably dumb decision they make.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xyonai View Post
    I mean I can still give Dems the Stink eye for electing a walking corpse into a committee seat and having him die in office on the eve of an important vote. It's fine, you can critique the opposition party sometimes, as a treat. They're not going to wither into nothing if someone isn't white knighting every predictably dumb decision they make.
    I mean… ultimately, the voters elected that person into Congress. Then they were appointed into that position.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wells View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tech614 View Post
    How is a dude with 13,000 posts in just politics trying to scold others for being terminally online? You where terminally online before people started using that term. It's also a weak insult, almost everyone is terminally online in the age of smart phones.

    You try to shit on leftists about as much or more as you shit on Drump. Maybe figure out who your enemy is, you need those terminally online leftists to win any future elections, you did figure this out right? Cause winning the white suburban vote is literally not happening.
    Thanks-for-your-concern.

    I still do manage outdoor cool stuff. Thats why I only have 13k post instead of say 23k.
    I still consider that too much and dump on myself for being online.

    Wait, does living rent-free in your head act as some kind of shitposting multiplier?


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    Banning Harvard from receiving foreign students is literally the largest act of self sabotage Ive seen an administration do. These people are literally the best you can ask from when it comes to immigrants and they bring their talent, money and connections to benefit the US.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tech614 View Post
    Xi isn't stupid enough to set himself up for an ambush. As much as this is Drump being a small dick bully, world leaders have to know he is setting them up with these oval office sit downs and stop doing them or be prepared to put him in his place. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me. This is now the 3rd time he has done it, and only Macron of the 3 was actually prepared to put him in his place.
    He's demeaning the Oval office. He's dismantling traditional diplomatic norms. Ramaphosa isn't "stupid". What was he supposed to do?

    The obvious reply is:

    There were 26,232 murders in SA last year, 44 killings in the farming community, of which 8 were farmers. Shut the fuck up, you fat, demented, orange fuck.

    Yes, Trump is a small dick bully. But the fault here lies also with those (elected and non-elected inner circle, hacks, MAGA voters) who've facilitated a situation where he feels this is an appropriate way to treat another country's democratically-elected leader.

    Either way - I hope he gets flattened next time he tries it.
    Quote Originally Posted by dribbles View Post
    If I weren't golfing in Thailand right now, where boys can still be boys and I assure you I'm far from impotent, I could link all the sources for you but head to facts4eu and educate yourself, they will have them for you. Too much Guardian is not good for you.

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    https://www.nbcboston.com/news/local...n-dhs/3721162/

    The Trump administration has followed through on its threat to pull Harvard University's ability to enroll and host foreign students unless it gives the federal government information about students in the country on visas.

    Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem announced Thursday that she's ordered her agency to terminate the school's Student and Exchange Visitor Program certification. The move means Harvard's existing foreign students have to transfer or they'll lose their legal status in the U.S., and the school can't enroll more foreign students.

    "It is a privilege, not a right, for universities to enroll foreign students and benefit from their higher tuition payments to help pad their multibillion-dollar endowments," Noem said, calling the move a warning to all U.S. academic institutions.
    damn

    donald and bondi and republicans are just outright attacking higher education with racism and xenophobia like woah

    In a letter to Harvard's director of immigration services that Noem shared on X, she said the university can qualify for recertification if, in three days, it meets several conditions, including all records Harvard has about illegal, dangerous, threatening or violent activity undertaken by nonimmigrant Harvard students in the last five years, as well as disciplinary records of all its nonimmigrant students.
    lmao gaspacho wants to round up the browns and kick them out so fucking bad

    they want to disappear more people off the street into unmarked cars, with masks on and no identification

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edge- View Post
    https://www.nbcboston.com/news/local...n-dhs/3721162/



    damn

    donald and bondi and republicans are just outright attacking higher education with racism and xenophobia like woah



    lmao gaspacho wants to round up the browns and kick them out so fucking bad

    they want to disappear more people off the street into unmarked cars, with masks on and no identification
    Could very well see Harvard and other elite schools and universities transfer to Canada and Europe before the end of the this and take all that talent with them.
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    to your ublock or adblock filter to actually ignore ignored posters. Now just need a way to ignore responses to them as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tech614 View Post
    How is a dude with 13,000 posts in just politics trying to scold others for being terminally online? You where terminally online before people started using that term. It's also a weak insult, almost everyone is terminally online in the age of smart phones.

    You try to shit on leftists about as much or more as you shit on Drump. Maybe figure out who your enemy is, you need those terminally online leftists to win any future elections, you did figure this out right? Cause winning the white suburban vote is literally not happening.
    Bravo!

    Before someone who can't take the Democrats getting critiqued from the Left, where they should be instead of Republican Lite and scream "This is a Trump thread", I will talk about the Shit Bill.

    As usual Republicans get in line when they need too. Idk who if any would think this bill would collapse were on that shit. Republicans were told to vote for a bill that would just in the cruelest manner make people suffer for tax cuts I guess.

    We will see what the Senate has to do here but once more not expecting any Hail Mary here.

    So I think politically this should be a disaster for the Republicans in upcoming elections, but it shows how much they will sacrifice for tax cuts I guess to the rich. Amazing doctrine they have. Well, also the intention cruelty to anyone who needs assistance is the cherry but once more no matter what; 13 million vs the 1% for voters.

    I guess Republicans will take a hit and just hope the money kickback in donations will keep them going. Hey keep saying its Immigrants fault and brainwash enough idiots to think this is the problem.
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    Has this been discussed yet?

    Trump sent 50 Venezuelans to prison in El Salvador. They were in the US legally.
    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...n/83744579007/

    Disturbing and disgusting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paranoid Android View Post
    Bravo!

    Before someone who can't take the Democrats getting critiqued from the Left, where they should be instead of Republican Lite and scream "This is a Trump thread", I will talk about the Shit Bill.

    As usual Republicans get in line when they need too. Idk who if any would think this bill would collapse were on that shit. Republicans were told to vote for a bill that would just in the cruelest manner make people suffer for tax cuts I guess.

    We will see what the Senate has to do here but once more not expecting any Hail Mary here.

    So I think politically this should be a disaster for the Republicans in upcoming elections, but it shows how much they will sacrifice for tax cuts I guess to the rich. Amazing doctrine they have. Well, also the intention cruelty to anyone who needs assistance is the cherry but once more no matter what; 13 million vs the 1% for voters.

    I guess Republicans will take a hit and just hope the money kickback in donations will keep them going. Hey keep saying its Immigrants fault and brainwash enough idiots to think this is the problem.
    I think they’re hoping the social media/mainstream media/lobbyists jonesing off of tax cuts for the wealthy will try and keep the public somewhat on the GOP’s side in the discourse so that they can keep passing said tax cuts.

    The fly in the ointment for that being, of course, Trump driving the economy into a brick wall and losing those wealthy people a considerable amount of money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wells View Post
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    Words to live by.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NED funded View Post
    Banning Harvard from receiving foreign students is literally the largest act of self sabotage Ive seen an administration do. These people are literally the best you can ask from when it comes to immigrants and they bring their talent, money and connections to benefit the US.
    So because Harvard is not protecting their Jewish students according to this administration, this same administration is kicking international students - among them about 80 Israeli students - out of Harvard.

    The competition to the Onion from reality is peaking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gestopft View Post
    Huge wins for...rich people that can reclassify their income as 'tips' to avoid taxes?

    I mean, you do realize that most people that depend on tips for income already aren't making enough to pay income tax, right?

    (Not to mention the utter stupidity of simply not taxing some forms of employment, of course)

    - - - Updated - - -
    Well, silver lining is at least now the people that give a 4 dollar tip in Cash will no longer be able to say they are doing you a favour by keeping it under the table...

    I am always like "Yeah, thanks bud. This is so much better than the 15% that would have worked out to $12"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazza View Post
    So because Harvard is not protecting their Jewish students according to this administration, this same administration is kicking international students - among them about 80 Israeli students - out of Harvard.

    The competition to the Onion from reality is peaking.
    Something cruely ironic using hand-wringing about Antisemitism to enforce their xenophobic policies. Once more the Jews get to be the Authoritarians' scapegoat, just with a twist.

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