Mega-Thread: Trump Focused Discussion

[Breccia]

Coughin' in Memphis

Hmm.
Murfeversboro?
Knovaxville?
Chattanoosenseofsmell?
Cloughrksville? God that one was tortured. Um...Clarkschilles?
Naushville-COVIDson?
Memphucked?

I'll work on it.

[Edge-]

They refuse to see that many of us may not have wanted Biden either but would rather him than Trump.

They can't process that Biden supporters aren't so slavishly devoted to Biden as they are to Trump, flying flags for Biden on their Prius's, at their homes, wearing Biden gear from head to toe, having pop-up "Biden Gear" shops, placing cardboard cutouts of Biden's head poorly MS Painted onto the body of Rambo etc. etc.

They think that we love Biden the way they love Trump. Which is fuckin hilarious, because they can't process that other people aren't functional cultists. They genuinely don't seem to understand that you can have voted for Biden, maybe like him overall, but still be highly critical of many of his views and policies.

[PhaelixWW]

Hmm.
Murfeversboro?
Knovaxville?
Chattanoosenseofsmell?
Cloughrksville? God that one was tortured. Um...Clarkschilles?
Naushville-COVIDson?
Memphucked?

I'll work on it.

Phlegmphis.

<mic drop>

[Poopymonster]

Hmm.
Murfeversboro?
Knovaxville?
Chattanoosenseofsmell?
Cloughrksville? God that one was tortured. Um...Clarkschilles?
Naushville-COVIDson?
Memphucked?

I'll work on it.

You gonna visit Graveland while you're there?

[Hollycakes]

placing cardboard cutouts of Biden's head poorly MS Painted onto the body of Rambo

There's no way you pulled such a rando comment out of thin air so I'm guessing some Trumper really did this lol.
Speaking of, just a couple weeks ago I saw a guy on the side of the interstate on-ramp selling Trump flags still.
Really struck me as odd seeing as it's fucking September now but I never looked at it the way you described it.
When you guys talk about the cult thing I kinda just laugh it off knowing it's both true and exaggerations but it's really not.

[Benggaul]

Hmm.
Murfeversboro?
Knovaxville?
Chattanoosenseofsmell?
Cloughrksville? God that one was tortured. Um...Clarkschilles?
Naushville-COVIDson?
Memphucked?

I'll work on it.

Well, it was a parody of this:



And I bet some of you can only hear "Coughin' in Memphis" for a while now.

I was moments away from writing out a full parody but my last one wasn't received so well.

[Breccia]

You gonna visit Graveland while you're there?

I'd have to wear my blue slayed shoes.

[Benggaul]

There's no way you pulled such a rando comment out of thin air so I'm guessing some Trumper really did this lol.

It was a nigh weekly occurrence on Twitter during his residency.

[Edge-]

There's no way you pulled such a rando comment out of thin air so I'm guessing some Trumper really did this lol.

Trumpbo has been a regular feature on creepy rape vans, shitty lifted trucks, flags, front lawns, and pop-up Trump gear stores for years now. And he's hardly alone, he's also on the body of Stalone from Rocky, Arnold from various movies, and other 80's action stars.

[gondrin]

Well, it was a parody of this:



And I bet some of you can only hear "Coughin' in Memphis" for a while now.

Ok, now some of the lines take a very dark turn.

"Now I got a first class ticket but I am as blue as a boy can be.
Then I was Coughin' in Memphis
Was walking with my ventilator
Coughin' in Memphis
But do I really feel the way I feel?"

Changed lyrics somewhat.

[Benggaul]

Ok, now some of the lines take a very dark turn.

Yeeeeep, it pretty much writes itself.

- - - Updated - - -

And he's hardly alone, he's also on the body of Stalone from Rocky, Arnold from various movies, and other 80's action stars.

Not to mention several villains, like fucking Thanos. Painted in a positive light. Unironically.

[Poopymonster]

Well, it was a parody of this:



And I bet some of you can only hear "Coughin' in Memphis" for a while now.

I was moments away from writing out a full parody but my last one wasn't received so well.

I'll always hear this parody of it.

[Hollycakes]

lol god.
I only recently started paying more attention to the Trump side of things because of my aunt.
I was kidding with my WWF comment the other day but fuck me, they aren't.

The Arnold one is weird because didn't he denounce them AND not like Trump?
Oddly, he's said things lately I agree with too.

The Thanos one I can see though, that's pretty much her husband, wishing he could snap half of us away.

[Ayirasi]

Where's my Biden/Harris beat Covid commemorative coin?!

[Orange Joe]

Where's my Biden/Harris beat Covid commemorative coin?!

Did you forget? Covid magically disappeared a couple weeks after Biden won.

[Breccia]

Things in California are looking good for Democrats so far. Things in Texas are too.

The survey released Thursday found that 41 percent of Texans approved of the job Abbott is doing, compared to 50 percent who disapproved of his job performance.

The approval is lower than it was in June when 44 percent approved of the governor's performance, equal to the 44 percent that said they disapproved.

Fifty-two percent of voters said the state is headed in the wrong direction, the worst the institute has recorded since it started in 2008.

The more recent Texas Policy Project poll found that Abbott’s job approval dropped among all partisan groups, but decreased most significantly among independents. Thirty percent of respondents who identified as independent voters said they approve of the job Abbott is doing, down from 41 percent in June.

His approval dropped from 77 percent to 73 percent among Republicans, and from 8 percent to 6 percent among Democrats.

[s_bushido]

Things in California are looking good for Democrats so far.
Things in Texas are too.

Unfortunately, it would take more than replacing Abbot...Texans would have to flip their legislature as well, if they want to see any meaningful improvement.

[PhaelixWW]

Things in California are looking good for Democrats so far. Things in Texas are too.

Fifty-two percent of voters said the state is headed in the wrong direction, the worst the institute has recorded since it started in 2008.

Well, it's probably because Abbott is trying to kill off his constituents, though admittedly not as quickly as DeSantis. Speaking of, Texas just today beat their summer record for their 7-day average of covid deaths, set last year. They moved from 261 to 282 today, and the high mark from last summer was 266.




Next up is their winter high of 345.

[Breccia]

Next up is their winter high of 345.

Florida stands at 325, but finally we're seeing a drop in cases and hospitalizations. Deaths will eventually follow. I already posted the numbers on how many more people Florida killed than the national average applied to them would have.

[ati87]

Things in California are looking good for Democrats so far. Things in Texas are too.

But did Abbot molest any children and drink blood of virgins?
That's how low the bar as been set for conservatives.