Mega-Thread: Trump Focused Discussion

[Dr Assbandit]

Every time I think the deranged President of the US can't possibly say anything more absurd he not only proves me wrong but sets the bar even lower for the integrity of what the highest office of this nation was supposed to be. The fact that there are people who blindly and with fanatical devotion still defend him speaks volumes about the sad state of part of the US and its inhabitants.

And in case you were wondering, no windmills don't cause cancer and no physicians aren't wrapping up babies before offing them. I mean... there aren't even words left to accurately describe how clinically insane Trump sounds.

[Breccia]

Hey WaPo, why were Kushner's applications for security clearances originally denied?

"Foreign influence. Specifically, buying WH aid through Kushner's business practices."

Ah. Neat. Which?

"Israel."

That's not so --

"And Mexico."

Well, obviously that one didn't pan out. Still, if it's just close allies then --

"And the UAE."

Oh, shit, the company that opened the portals to Hell from Mars?

"And China."

Yes, this is testimony from the whistleblower. And yes, she has documentation.

[Masark]

Hey MMO-champion, what does the scouter say about his lying level?

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND!

[Dead Moose Fandango]

Hey WaPo, why were Kushner's applications for security clearances originally denied?

"Foreign influence. Specifically, buying WH aid through Kushner's business practices."

Ah. Neat. Which?

"Israel."

That's not so --

"And Mexico."

Well, obviously that one didn't pan out. Still, if it's just close allies then --

"And the UAE."

Oh, shit, the company that opened the portals to Hell from Mars?

"And China."

Yes, this is testimony from the whistleblower. And yes, she has documentation.

B-b-b-but Earth was running out of time, ad the UAE was only opening that portal to use clean, free Hell energy!

[Zaydin]

"And the UAE."

Oh, shit, the company that opened the portals to Hell from Mars?

*adjust monocle* That would be the Union Aerospace Corporation, good sir.

[Flarelaine]

Hey WaPo, why were Kushner's applications for security clearances originally denied?

"Foreign influence. Specifically, buying WH aid through Kushner's business practices."

Ah. Neat. Which?

"Israel."

That's not so --

"And Mexico."

Well, obviously that one didn't pan out. Still, if it's just close allies then --

"And the UAE."

Oh, shit, the company that opened the portals to Hell from Mars?

"And China."

Yes, this is testimony from the whistleblower. And yes, she has documentation.

Also Qatar saved his ass by renting whole floors of his Fifth Avenue building, but I think that's more recent than the whistleblower's stories, like early this year.

[Breccia]

The White House claims that closing the border with all three Mexicos might be the only option.

"Let's be reasonable here," the WHI didn't say but I'm pretending they did, "closing legal points of entry to block trade would seem like a dumb idea at first. But that's where all the rapists, the drugs, the crime come through. It makes a lot more sense than doing something stupid, like shutting down the government to build a Wall." The spokesman touched his earpiece, then added, "Unrelated note, I've just been fired."

[some guy]

As though caps lock makes things true, I guess.

He forgot to mention that it only pertains to those who are already American.

[DarkTZeratul]

He forgot to mention that it only pertains to those who are already American.

Even that's too broad. It only pertains to those who are American and rich, and therefore already living the American Dream. Screw everyone who's still trying to attain it.

[Belize]

As though caps lock makes things true, I guess.

Considering the American Dream has devolved into rednecks living in trailer parks...

Yeah. Yeah, no, he's right. Nothing else to say here.

[Breccia]

He forgot to mention that it only pertains to those who are already American.

Hey, it worked for his father, who was born in Germany!

[Edge-]

So how's draining the swamp going?

https://thehill.com/policy/energy-en...-saying-he-had

David Bernhardt, President Donald Trump’s choice to lead the Department of the Interior, continued to lobby even after saying he had stopped, according to a report in The New York Times.

A 2017 invoice showed Bernhardt lobbied for a major client for several months after filing paperwork saying he had ended his lobbying activities, The Times reported Thursday.

Bernhardt continued work for Westlands Water District, a major agribusiness group in California, as late as April 2017, the month he was nominated to his current role as deputy secretary of the department. He filed paperwork to end his status as a federal lobbyist in November 2016.

Bernhardt spokeswoman Faith Vander Voort said the invoice resulted from inappropriate billing and that the deputy secretary “engaged in various legal services” to support Westlands — not lobbying.

“These efforts do not constitute regulated lobbying activity,” she said in an email. “These allegations are nearly two years old and there is nothing to them.”

Seems to be going about as well as everything else.

[Breccia]

So how's draining the swamp going?

To be fair, Trump did promise that he'd block WH and Congresspeople from lobbying after they leave. Not after they get invited.

Now, he broke that promise, and multiple members of his former staff are already lobbyists. But this isn't technically a broken promise.

Except Bernhardt, of course.

[Kontinuum]

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/...842640898?s=21

[Poopymonster]

Even that's too broad. It only pertains to those who are American and rich, and therefore already living the American Dream. Screw everyone who's still trying to attain it.

He's talking about people who are already high-and-whitey.

[Belize]

He's talking about people who are already high-and-whitey.

Come on now, saying that Midwesterns abusing opioids is the American Dream is a little harsh now.

Wait, that's what you meant by high and whitey right? Right? Right.

[beanman12345]

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/...842640898?s=21

The hypocrisy of porn star president is beyond words.

[bladeXcrasher]

Remember that emergency at the boarder[sic]? Well, apparently it isn't an emergency anymore,

https://www.npr.org/2019/04/04/70993...ntent=20190404

[Belize]

Remember that emergency at the boarder[sic]? Well, apparently it isn't an emergency anymore,

https://www.npr.org/2019/04/04/70993...ntent=20190404

All yaps (he doesn't even bark) no bite.
Trump is the biggest spineless mollusk to have ever disgraced the world with his presence. A jellyfish has more of a spine than this soggy piss soaked rag.

[Stormspark]

So how's draining the swamp going?

https://thehill.com/policy/energy-en...-saying-he-had



Seems to be going about as well as everything else.

Why don't we just make the secretary of the interior this guy and drop the pretenses?