Yep, but you know what's worrying? No matter how much the moronic, sperm-haired, morally-bankrupt, detestable slug bloviates, it won't stop Daily Mail-reading racist nans from creaming themselves at the sight of him. These are the people who will decide the UK's next PM. And the irony is that his fellow Tory MPS detest him: but there's nothing they can do about it.