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Okay time for some random fun.
Write a useless super power. Others Will then try to make it useful.
I start: The ability to read your own mind.
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2017-11-11, 08:03 PM #1High Overlord
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[Fun] write a useless superpower
The weak fear the shadows... fear controls them!
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2017-11-11, 08:07 PM #2Blademaster
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The power to waste time reading about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.
The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you
The power to shoot 3 cotton balls from your hands every 10 days.
The power to teleport yourself to the exact same location.
the power to be 13% bulletproof
The ability to breath underwater.....unless you are wet
The ability to transform into an 82 year old Hungarian woman with a weak bladder.
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2017-11-11, 08:07 PM #3I am Murloc!
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You can use that to find out what your multiple personalities think.
Originally Posted by Kongnic11
Useless powers:
If you eat 2 lbs of gold and diamonds you will shit out one ounce of hotsauce.
You gain the strength of any babies you saran wrap to your arms or legs.Last edited by frogger237; 2017-11-11 at 08:13 PM.
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2017-11-12, 03:40 AM #4The Lightbringer
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the superman's one. Originally Posted by Kongnic11
at least in an universe where doppler effect exist
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2017-11-12, 06:04 PM #5Please wait
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The ability to be as strong as you want. Unless you're trying to exert force on an object.
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2017-11-12, 06:06 PM #6The Undying
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Stolen from a movie I like.
The power to be invisible when noone is watching.
If you can guess the movie, you'll get a hug.FOMO: "Fear Of Missing Out", also commonly known as people with a mental issue of managing time and activities, many expecting others to fit into their schedule so they don't miss out on things to come. If FOMO becomes a problem for you, do seek help, it can be a very unhealthy lifestyle..
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2017-11-12, 06:23 PM #7Grunt
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Mystery Men Originally Posted by Gehco
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2017-11-14, 03:09 PM #8The Lightbringer
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The ability to enforce when people make a figurative statement.
Example: Someone says "Man, i'm so hungry, I could eat a horse." and a horse will appear in front of them, and a knife and fork will appear in their hands.
But this works ONLY for figurative statements, you couldn't say "Man, I wish I could have a billion dollars." and receive a billion dollars.Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
So I chose the path of the Ebon Blade, and not a day passes where i've regretted it.
I am eternal, I am unyielding, I am UNDYING.
I am Zethras, and my blood will be the end of you.
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2017-11-15, 05:06 AM #9Over 9000!
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The ability to travel through time at the speed of regular time.
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2017-11-15, 05:15 AM #10Dreadlord
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"I'm so hungry, I could eat a billion dollars." Bam, loophole! Originally Posted by Zethras
Spoken by the great prophet on 6/29/17 Originally Posted by tikcol
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2017-11-15, 04:51 PM #11The Lightbringer
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Nope, you can't directly eat money. Has to be a figurative statement. :P Originally Posted by Danuru
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
So I chose the path of the Ebon Blade, and not a day passes where i've regretted it.
I am eternal, I am unyielding, I am UNDYING.
I am Zethras, and my blood will be the end of you.
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2017-11-15, 05:43 PM #12Please wait
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The ability to stop time
for yourself
But not the power to start it again
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2017-11-15, 05:45 PM #13Special Inquisitor
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The ability to talk to snails.
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I would live a nice life doing what ever I want until my body decays in that point in time. Originally Posted by Mehman
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2017-11-15, 08:03 PM #14I am Murloc!
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The power to bang any of your 2d waifus or husbandos, but they stay 2D. What did you expect?
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2017-11-15, 08:05 PM #15Stood in the Fire
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The ability to see through inorganic material only when your eyes are closed
Originally Posted by Tennisace
Originally Posted by Tennisace
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2017-11-22, 05:22 AM #16Scarab Lord
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The ability to fly north. Only north.
Turning into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.
Constant x-ray vision, but only up to for an inch away from your eyeballs.
The power of spontaneous combustion.
The ability to move at the speed of sound, but being unable to slow down.
The power to age yourself.
The power to control the movement of your armpit hair.
Transformation ability that can turn you into an earth worm.
The ability to speak and hear outside the range of human hearing at will.
Immortality, inability to die, but still suffer the effects of aging.
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2017-11-26, 03:34 AM #17Void Lord
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Paying my Taxes Man.
Milli Vanilli, Bigger than Elvis
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2017-11-26, 03:37 AM #18I am Murloc!
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The ability to turn wine into water
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2017-11-26, 05:15 AM #19Special Inquisitor
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You can get lots of petty revenge on Susan from next door by ruining her before bed drinks! Originally Posted by gaymer77
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2017-11-26, 01:16 PM #20Titan
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Jojo's bizzare adventure has proven that any superpower no matter how obtuse has a situation where you could beat anyone with it. You could think up the most random shit like "can unscrew every screw or bolt in a mile radius at will" and in arakis world thats all it takes for a monster to be born.
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