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    Why do none of the faction leaders have kids?

    i mean we all saw how varian turned into green slime. that could happen to anyone, so wouldn’t a leader want their child to continue in their footsteps and take on the mantle?

    varian is probably patting himself on the back in hell right now. if his son didn’t take over, the mangled mutt greymane would’ve led the alliance to destruction over his petty grudge with sylvanas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by united View Post
    i mean we all saw how varian turned into green slime. that could happen to anyone, so wouldn’t a leader want their child to continue in their footsteps and take on the mantle?

    varian is probably patting himself on the back in hell right now. if his son didn’t take over, the mangled mutt greymane would’ve led the alliance to destruction over his petty grudge with sylvanas.
    Genn had a son, Sylvanas killed him.
    Genn has a daughter, who is still alive and in game.
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    Because they know as soon as they have a kid, the plot is going to barge in and kill either them or their offspring.

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    If you think none of the other faction leaders have/had kids, you very obviously don't pay attention at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elven Athena View Post
    Baine is the kid. Sylvanas is dead. Tyrande is barren. Genn's kid is dead. Gnomes reproduce by binary fission, like bacteria so give it some time. Saurfang's kid is dead. Lorthermar is probably gay. Moira is also the kid and has her own kid. Vol'jin died a virgin.
    hahaha i love everything about this explanation

    someone lock the thread my question has been answered

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    Yeah, a fair few have kids. Cairne did, and Baine is still young. Magni had Moira, who had the (unnamed?) Dark Iron prince. Thrall has a son, and Saurfang had one, if we're considering him the Orc leader now; Velen's kid is dead as well.

    It's really just Tyrande and Lor'themar that stand out, come to think of it.

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    A few of the faction leaders ARE the children (Baine, Anduin, Moira) and others do have children (Vol'jin, Genn, Moira again). Plenty of the children are dead, too.

    And not all of the races have a hereditary leadership, either way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luzahn View Post
    Yeah, a fair few have kids. Cairne did, and Baine is still young. Magni had Moira, who had the (unnamed?) Dark Iron prince. Thrall has a son, and Saurfang had one, if we're considering him the Orc leader now; Velen's kid is dead as well.

    It's really just Tyrande and Lor'themar that stand out, come to think of it.
    Well, Tyrande's husband has spent 99% of the last 10,000 years in a coma. And Lor'themar is a career military man. I was curious and went through his wowpedia page looking for any mention of any relatives, cause the Windrunner sisters had cousins and extended family, though they're all deceased now. Nothing. I do wish Yenniku would come back in a greater role, or we'd get introduced to Vol'jin's other children.
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    Huh?

    Magni has a daughter and a grandson
    Genn has a daughter and a deceased son
    Tyrande has an adopted daughter
    Velen had his son Rakeesh
    Thrall has a son
    Vol’jin has at least one son but possibly multiple kids
    Baine is the child of the previous faction leader, Cairne

    If anything most of them have children

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elven Athena View Post
    Baine is the kid. Sylvanas is dead. Tyrande is barren. Genn's kid is dead. Gnomes reproduce by binary fission, like bacteria so give it some time. Saurfang's kid is dead. Lorthermar is probably gay. Moira is also the kid and has her own kid. Vol'jin died a virgin.
    Dont forget we killed Velen's kid

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    there are faction leaders with kids so the question is wrong in the first place

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    Quote Originally Posted by united View Post
    i mean we all saw how varian turned into green slime. that could happen to anyone, so wouldn’t a leader want their child to continue in their footsteps and take on the mantle?

    varian is probably patting himself on the back in hell right now. if his son didn’t take over, the mangled mutt greymane would’ve led the alliance to destruction over his petty grudge with sylvanas.
    The Horde bias is strong with this one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Khaza-R View Post
    Huh?

    Magni has a daughter and a grandson
    Genn has a daughter and a deceased son
    Tyrande has an adopted daughter
    Velen had his son Rakeesh
    Thrall has a son
    Vol’jin has at least one son but possibly multiple kids
    Baine is the child of the previous faction leader, Cairne

    If anything most of them have children
    Obviously don't have any idea what he is talking about, Varian in hell and Genn petty. I guess he knows how to fail as a comedian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elven Athena View Post
    Baine is the kid. Sylvanas is dead. Tyrande is barren. Genn's kid is dead. Gnomes reproduce by binary fission, like bacteria so give it some time. Saurfang's kid is dead. Lorthermar is probably gay. Moira is also the kid and has her own kid. Vol'jin died a virgin.
    Vol'jin had at least 2 kids [from in game], should still have one kicking around, and had a secret "special someone" in Shadows of the Horde, who "would understand" why he chose to die fighting the Zandalari.

    Vereesa has two children, twins, with Rhonin [RIP] and hopefully they'll do something with them because Rhonin was a cool dude.

    Tyrande missed her window for kids (lazy Furion, always sleeping) but had adopted Shandris. I consider Shandris to be Tyrande's daughter and incumbent to the Night Elf leadership (by rank and merit, more than ascension).

    All of the Forsaken are Sylvanas' children, in a way, as she nurtured them from the moment they were reborn (if we argue that birth is defined as the moment you gain independent will). Her main motivation is the creation of more Forsaken, which is also kind of maternal... in a twisted kind of way.

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    Velen had a kid, until I killed him.

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    Tyrande adopted Shandris - she calls her "mother" in a short story, making Malfurion her adopted father as well. Velen's child died by our hands. Genn had two children, one is still living. Moira has a son who is half Dark Iron, and actually the son of the former leader of the Dark Irons. Moira is also the daughter of Magni, the former leader of the dwarves.

    As far as former leaders, Anduin and Baine are the children of Varian and Cairne. Thrall has two children. Vol'jin was stated to have children in some quests, not that we know who they are. Garrosh was the son of Grom.

    As far as the newer faction leaders in BfA, Turalyon and Alleria have a son together - Arator. Saurfang had a son that died by our hands. Rastakhan has a daughter named Talanji.

    The others are either depicted as somewhat young/inexperienced (Ji, Aysa, Baine, Anduin, Mayla, etc), or it was never stated if they had children or a relationship in the first place (Thalyssra, Rokhan, Gelbin, Gallywix, Lor'themar, Sylvanas, Muradin, Falstad, etc.)
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    I guess we aren't talking faction leaders but race leaders by the amount of answers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Destinas View Post
    Tyrande adopted Shandris - she calls her "mother" in a short story, making Malfurion her adopted father as well. Velen's child died by our hands. Genn had two children, one is still living. Moira has a son who is half Dark Iron, and actually the son of the former leader of the Dark Irons. Moira is also the daughter of Magni, the former leader of the dwarves.

    As far as former leaders, Anduin and Baine are the children of Varian and Cairne. Thrall has two children. Vol'jin was stated to have children in some quests, not that we know who they are. Garrosh was the son of Grom.

    As far as the newer faction leaders in BfA, Turalyon and Alleria have a son together - Arator. Saurfang had a son that died by our hands. Rastakhan has a daughter named Talanji.

    The others are either depicted as somewhat young/inexperienced (Ji, Aysa, Baine, Anduin, Mayla, etc), or it was never stated if they had children or a relationship in the first place (Thalyssra, Rokhan, Gelbin, Gallywix, Lor'themar, Sylvanas, Muradin, Falstad, etc.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by united View Post
    i mean we all saw how varian turned into green slime. that could happen to anyone, so wouldn’t a leader want their child to continue in their footsteps and take on the mantle?

    varian is probably patting himself on the back in hell right now. if his son didn’t take over, the mangled mutt greymane would’ve led the alliance to destruction over his petty grudge with sylvanas.
    Well most of them actually have kids and the ones that don't is because the kids are dead..

    Horde:

    Orcs - Saurfangs boy is dead
    Undead - ...
    Tauren - Baine is the kid
    Goblin - There are probably ton of goblin kids that we don't know about from his pleasure palace?
    BE - Not sure about what happens to blood elves since its not technically a dynasty anyway
    Panda - too lazy to have kids?.. on our universe anyway

    Alliance

    Human - father dead, kid is in charge
    Dwarf - has children, and ruled by council anyway
    NEs - Don't stick it in crazy rule #1
    gnomes - if they have kids, they are probably too tiny for us to notice lol
    worgen - kid is dead, has another
    Panda - too lazy to have kids?.. on our universe anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by faithbane View Post
    Well most of them actually have kids and the ones that don't is because the kids are dead..

    Horde:

    Orcs - Saurfangs boy is dead
    Undead - ...
    Tauren - Baine is the kid
    Goblin - There are probably ton of goblin kids that we don't know about from his pleasure palace?
    BE - Not sure about what happens to blood elves since its not technically a dynasty anyway
    Panda - too lazy to have kids?.. on our universe anyway

    Alliance

    Human - father dead, kid is in charge
    Dwarf - has children, and ruled by council anyway
    NEs - Don't stick it in crazy rule #1
    gnomes - if they have kids, they are probably too tiny for us to notice lol
    worgen - kid is dead, has another
    Panda - too lazy to have kids?.. on our universe anyway
    the pandaren dont have any real leaders.

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    My point is that there is no reason why we have to think ANY group will be that hindered by the death of its leader, other than Moral and possibly losing a powerful soldier.

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    Romance doesnt detract from a story. Its a Genre, like horror or comedy or adventure. The game was ruined when we got Horror in drustvar or nazmir. It wasnt ruined when we had funny quests. So if you think a little man on man love ruins the game, then yes you are either a homophobe or just a spoil sport that goes "ewww kissing is yucky" like a baby. Furthermore, if a character has never expressed interest in any gender, then its not proof they are straight. straight people are not the default

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elven Athena View Post
    Baine is the kid. Sylvanas is dead. Tyrande is barren. Genn's kid is dead. Gnomes reproduce by binary fission, like bacteria so give it some time. Saurfang's kid is dead. Lorthermar is probably gay. Moira is also the kid and has her own kid. Vol'jin died a virgin.
    Genn has a daughter

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    Vol'jin
    Voljin
    Viljin
    Virjin
    Virgin

    Is Vol'jin just 'virgin' in Zandalari or something/

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