If you could only date one kind of Elf?

[Doctor Amadeus]

If you could only date one kind of Elf? Which one would you pick and where would you go on your date.


For me I’d date a Night Elf and take her Roller Skating and a Movie afterwards hit up Johnny Rockets.

[Super Kami Dende]

A Drow. A Good Drow. Like a Female Drizzt.

[Kithelle]

Night Elf and a evening picnic under the stars

[Doctor Amadeus]

Night Elf and a evening picnic under the stars

That’s pretty romantic man what kind of goodies in the picnic basket?

Like bread and a variety of different kinds of preserves and cheese with a nice bottles of wine.

[Kithelle]

That’s pretty romantic man what kind of goodies in the picnic basket?

Like bread and a variety of different kinds of preserves and cheese with a nice bottles of wine.

Uhh didn't think that far lol

Not much of a cook so probably be something simple if I personally prepare it. Maybe some sandwiches and various fruits to munch on...something to drink...but would depend on what universe this is taking place in

[Doctor Amadeus]

Uhh didn't think that far lol

Not much of a cook so probably be something simple if I personally prepare it. Maybe some sandwiches and various fruits to munch on...something to drink...but would depend on what universe this is taking place in

That's a pretty good way to go, I think the picnic thing would go over well because we are talking Nightelf here, so while you can't be 100% sure it's playing to your strengths.

I think Sandwiches could be a risk, not sure if they might be vegetarians, but various fruits, wine and cheese, I would think would be the way to do it.


I mean me personally I like Dates where you get to know someone, so taking a Night Elf roller skating would be a great way to get a sense if she has any sense of balance, or placement in her movements, and if not it's a great excuse to act as a guide building that trust if she has the spirit for having a little fun and trying something new too.

Otherwise if she takes to it like a fish to water, then you got exercise and can show you know how to move.

Then afterwards a movie, see if she takes initiative, or is willing to go with the flow, or work with you and give you some hints. Then finish it off with Johnny Rockets, because everybody likes Johnny Rockets especially their Chocolate Malts.

[Shelly]

Wasn't this a Dragon Age game?

[Doctor Amadeus]

Wasn't this a Dragon Age game?

I wasn't aware that was in a video game. I might have to check this out.

[Doctor Amadeus]

You've heard about elf on a shelf..how about:

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That is disturbing what the hell is going on there?

[Doctor Amadeus]

In Christianity elves where turned into wicked creatures that did mischief, and having one sitting on you while sleeping meant you would have nightmares

Even the word "mare" in nightmare is nordic for a mischievous elf or "vette".

Meanwhile, in Norse times and long before, elves where sexual and sometimes evil beings. Like Huldra:

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OT: Blood elf =D

That is pretty damn cool, I think learning actual lore is pretty damn cool, going all the way back to the Babylonians and researching everywhere from the Greek Pagan Gods, to even small little tribes of Abrahamic faiths. Kind of weird to follow what people imagined even the Igbo, Northern Native Americans.

Wasn't sure what the last picture was, the blonde in this one has a tail.

I think the most I ever learned about European tales came from a book I read many many years ago, explained about sprites and other sorts of creatures. Any mysticism aside, I really enjoy just learning details like that.

[Lochton]

If you could only date one kind of Elf? Which one would you pick and where would you go on your date.


For me I’d date a Night Elf and take her Roller Skating and a Movie afterwards hit up Johnny Rockets.

High Elf or Blood Elf, the rest is just.. yeah..

[Doctor Amadeus]

High Elf or Blood Elf, the rest is just.. yeah..

I am really relieved nobody said Keebler Elf

[Linri]

probably a night elf
they like nature, and prefer the woods

[whywhatwhowhenhow]

You've heard about elf on a shelf..how about:

This is from that crappy new horror movie called Slumber.

[NuLogic]

Does the keebler elf come with cookies?

[Clone]

A tie for blood elf and high elf for me, but I voted for high elf because they'd blend in more easily without the glowing green eyes.

I'd probably take her out to a fancy restaurant followed by dancing.

[yetgdhfgh]

A belf by far cause green eyes are sexy imo

[whywhatwhowhenhow]

Huh? That painting is called The Nightmare. It was painted in 1781 by Henry Fuse. It’s quite famous and didn’t gain popularity from some shitty horror movie.

I watched the shitty movie a few days ago, so it was fresh in my memory. I had no idea it was real.

[Deleted]

I'd imagine a WC3 era sentinel could rock ones world

[Saverem]

BELFs and HELFs seem way too narcissistic and into themselves and very high maintenance, so they're out.

VELFs look actually pretty dangerous. Don't know if I'd want to stick my dick in void, so they're out.

Not into tiny elves so Keeblers are out.

No clue what NightBane elves are. Did you mean Nightborne? If so, they are also too stuck up and full of themselves, so they're out.

NELF women are like 7+ feet tall and I wouldn't want to date a woman that is taller than me. But I'd rather go for tall women than high maintenance ones, so I guess NELF it is.