Has April O’Neil ever dated any of the TMNT?

[Doctor Amadeus]

Has April O’Neil ever dated any of the TMNT?

If not who do you think April should date and who do you think she’d pick?

[PickleballAce]

you ever see a turtle penis?

[Doctor Amadeus]

you ever see a turtle penis?

No, no not what I meant. I mean in fiction as I 6 foot humans turtles

[Dispraise]

She's done a lot more than that with all four of them, if these pictures I've seen are anything to go by.

And Master Splinter.

[Evil Midnight Bomber]

No, no not what I meant. I mean in fiction as I 6 foot humans turtles

Oh you meant the fictional April O'neil and Ninja Turtles...

[ayrton2388]

You know there's a porn star named April O'Neil, right?

[Doctor Amadeus]

You know there's a porn star named April O'Neil, right?

Nope I was thinking purely along the lines of the cartoons and a romantic love story like beauty and the beast I was not prepared for this.

[Gestopft]

Aren't the turtles underage? Wouldn't that be illegal?

[Evil Midnight Bomber]

They all look underage (I mean, it's "teenage"). April is a pedophile?

They're Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...

[Kuja]

They all look underage (I mean, it's "teenage"). April is a pedophile?

Thus the name "Teenage", maybe.

[Doctor Amadeus]

They all look underage (I mean, it's "teenage"). April is a pedophile?

No no not at all where I was going. They’ve been around for years just illustrating their possible human form.

[Evil Midnight Bomber]

No no not at all where I was going. They’ve been around for years just illustrating their possible human form.

Still Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...Possible human or not...they are teenagers...she's an adult.

[Doctor Amadeus]

So, she is a pedophile. LOCK HER UP

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Still teenagers. We should make her a senator.

You know when I started this I thought this could be cool see where my one time favorite cartoons progressed maybe they cured their mutant thing, maybe years of a friendship developed into romantic. I didn’t think about porn or pedophilia.

[Evil Midnight Bomber]

You know when I started this I thought this could be cool see where my one time favorite cartoons progressed maybe they cured their mutant thing, maybe years of a friendship developed into romantic. I didn’t think about porn or pedophilia.

Curing their "Mutant thing" would turn them back into turtles...not humans.

[Doctor Amadeus]

Still Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...Possible human or not...they are teenagers...she's an adult.

The cartoons been around for 30 Years maybe it progressed sorry.

[Doctor Amadeus]

Curing their "Mutant thing" would turn them back into turtles...not humans.

No I meant like they take the Turtle whatever out. Like they put in for splinter and rocksteady and bebop

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What about child abuse? Finding that sick children live in a sewer and letting them stay at the care of a mutant rat who feeds them only pizza and not reporting it to the authorities must violate some sort of good samaritan clause.

I’m really sorry I asked about this now

[Deleted]

So you would like to make her a pedo who's into beastiality now?

[Evil Midnight Bomber]

The cartoons been around for 30 Years maybe it progressed sorry.

In the original comics they were teenagers. In the Cartoon they were teenagers. They were teenagers in the first movies. They were teenagers in the other animated movies and series. They are teenagers in the new movies. They are always Teenagers.

[Doctor Amadeus]

So you would like to make her a pedo who's into beastiality now?

No I’m talking about the progress of the series like Anakin in Star Wars with Padme

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In the original comics they were teenagers. In the Cartoon they were teenagers. They were teenagers in the first movies. They were teenagers in the other animated movies and series. They are teenagers in the new movies. They are always Teenagers.

Yes I was asking about the development different timelines maybe.

[ayrton2388]