Is there anything more ridiculous looking than someone wearing a hat?

[cubby]

You need a Hat with corks on it to keep the Blowies (Flys) , out of your face in the Australian Outback.

Does that really work?

[Orby]

I look horrible in a hat, because I have a big head of hair

My hair itself is basically a hat :P

[Daedius]

[raz98]

Dont worry. I can translate for OP. "I have autism, this is what triggers me. Please, be patient with me"
I'm guessing you dont live anywhere where there's a lot of sun and heat.

[babalou1]

The only thing that irks me are those stupid ass ball caps with the flat bill.

As someone that almost exclusively wears ball caps, I 100% agree.

I also have Cowboy hats which are never worn for normal day to day activities.

[Blobfish]

Does that really work?

Yes... the corks move while you are walking & keep the flies out of your face

Otherwise, its the famous Aussie salute which is. waving your hand in front of your face

[Molis]

I wear a hat skiing because sometimes it is fucking cold.
I wear a hat fishing because I am very white.
I wear a hat to Home Depot because I have not showered yet and it is 7am.

If you are talking about a backwards baseball cap I can get on board.

[RobertoCarlos]

This is just proving my point.

its hot in mexico

[belfpala]

I only read the thread title, didn't bother reading more than the first post. Assumed the OP meant non-utilitarian hats.

Yes. Uggs. Skinny jeans. Uggs while wearing skinny jeans. Or Uggs while wearing leggings. Or just Uggs. Ugg.

[RobertoCarlos]

I only read the thread title, didn't bother reading more than the first post. Assumed the OP meant non-utilitarian hats.

Yes. Uggs. Skinny jeans. Uggs while wearing skinny jeans. Or Uggs while wearing leggings. Or just Uggs. Ugg.

You're going wrong if you're wearing uggs on your head. Those are boots for female uni students and stay at home moms

[Shadowferal]

It's below zero outside.
A hat is a requirement.

[kail]

there is nothing more you can do to look ridiculous than wear a hat.

You proved yourself wrong before the first reply.

[belfpala]

You're going wrong if you're wearing uggs on your head. Those are boots for female uni students and stay at home moms

They probably look better worn that way!

[Strawberry]

It's below zero outside.
A hat is a requirement.

Maybe in your case.
I beg to differ and I shave my head.

[Shadowferal]

Maybe in your case. I beg to differ and I shave my head.

People would go nude in the frigid weather if they thought it was in fashion.
Common sense for the win.

[Strawberry]

I have to wear my head wear in the summer or my scalp gets sunburned fast as fuck. The joys of having blonde hair :P

You're missing a latex sword!

[Saladbar]

Fine with most hats except I hate:
1. Cowboy hats in the city.
2. Berets or flat caps.

[Mormolyce]

What if it's a tricorn hat though?

Admit it, they're awesome.

Man my knitted armor helmet face mask I got for Christmas would really trigger you then....

That's pretty awesome.

[Shadowferal]

That's pretty awesome.

Looking back...yeah...It is

[Moxal]

I don't concern myself with other people's hat choices. Also, my wife is a ginger, so hats are required to help prevent sunburns.