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    Quote Originally Posted by Pvt Hudson View Post
    So the suspect won out.

    He went 45 days with out pooping, so in the end they released him on bail for a different charge and took him to the hospital.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ug-dealer.html
    Sadly no picture of the specimen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pvt Hudson View Post
    I know its the Daily fail but it had me laughing hard.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...sh-record.html

    Its been 37 days since the man in question swallowed the evidence and is refusing to poo.

    What's the longest you have gone with out dropping a deuce?
    This says 47 and he's in the hospital http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/07/police...-days-7368718/
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