Lord of the Rings TV Series Purchased by Amazon

[Ihavewaffles]

This was more amusing than 95% of the show.

stop laughing, we need to cut your moment n shift to singing about snailing

[bledgor]

stop laughing, we need to cut your moment n shift to singing about snailing

No one gets left behind! Unless you cost me a meal then I'm stealing your wheels and breaking your legs!

[Ihavewaffles]

No one gets left behind! Unless you cost me a meal then I'm stealing your wheels and breaking your legs!

We are not un-civilized, before we let u fuck off into the wilderness to fend for yourself, here's an apple, u will feel alright now, you must.

[Fortress of Arrogance]

I don't understand why people are confused about Galadriel not being scorched by the pyroclastic cloud,
she clearly said she is a Tempest,
which is a powerful cold storm.

Elves do magic n stuff, remember?

./some bs

There is some magic going on alright

[Shadowferal]

I legit LOL’d at the text changing from ‘The Southlands’ to ‘Mordor’,” one fan wrote, adding: “Like come on, its as if they’re intentionally being cheesy and dumb now. “

Another viewer added: “The Mordor text reveal was one of the worst pieces of television I’ve ever seen. We all knew. No one needed it spelling out. Phenomenally s***.”

Hopefully this show will be quietly forgotten in a month.

[Triceron]

Yeah the text change is very indicative of the intelligence level they expect the audience to be at.

But the good thing is it made me enjoy and appreciate Andor that much more.

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No one gets left behind! Unless you cost me a meal then I'm stealing your wheels and breaking your legs!

I really don't get that ... Their entire culture is about leaving people behind. How did it suddenly become no one gets left behind?

Rhorle will probably have the answers, he always does.

[Trumpcat]

Every second scene is nonsensical, there is so much nonsense in this show that you don't know where to begin pointing it out. It doesn't give you a moment to collect yourself, it just keeps taking you out of the story with how strikingly oblivious to logic it is. Whether it is characters' actions, decisions, lines or just the general pacing, inconsistency, lack of understanding of time flow or distance. The creators haven't read many books, nor watched many movies, they generally make it obvious their broad culture is depressingly narrow. I've seen terrible shows before, but this one is at the forefront for its colossal budget and criminal mishandling of source material.

The worst part is that it is so bad that it makes me curious to see how bad every next episode is and thus I contribute to the viewership. In the end, who cares how I feel about it if I watch it and my Prime subscription is running? Unfortunately it is not the streaming I was subscribed for but the prime delivery. I "was" because I cancelled it, it's just insulting my intelligence and I rather know my meager few bucks aren't going to that company.

[Syegfryed]

Every second scene is nonsensical, there is so much nonsense in this show that you don't know where to begin pointing it out. It doesn't give you a moment to collect yourself, it just keeps taking you out of the story with how strikingly oblivious to logic it is. Whether it is characters' actions, decisions, lines or just the general pacing, inconsistency, lack of understanding of time flow or distance. The creators haven't read many books, nor watched many movies, they generally make it obvious their broad culture is depressingly narrow. I've seen terrible shows before, but this one is at the forefront for its colossal budget and criminal mishandling of source material..

From many sources, the showrunners are people who spent ten years getting their script from movies cut out, then they went to series, and out of the gate they take this job.

Not only that, they said they came up with the entire thing in one day, no rehash, no refine, no re-reading and changing things, just one day and done. Sadly, this seems to be the truth, as this have the looks of something unfinished, a plot without sense or logic.

I just feel pity from some actors, who were dragged down by this show.

[Trumpcat]

...
I just feel pity from some actors, who were dragged down by this show.

Indeed, I thought the same. Seeing the spending on the show they probably thought they scored a jackpot entering a super production and also the Peter Jackson's movies had set the bar of expectation up to instant classics.

I like Disa's performance, though and all the Dwarves, I think they really get into character and have fun. (Even here the creators have managed to smear a good thing with their lack of understanding of genotype, but that aside, the acting itself I find enjoyable.)

[downnola]

Can the yeasayers be trusted?

Can you point out the people who blindly love this show as much as some of the people who blindly hate it? Have people claimed this show deserves academy awards prior to watching a single episode? I don't know who these "yeasayers" are so you're going to have to elaborate.

What's the treshold, the right amount of hostility, the line that, till it is reached, allows for opinion to be considered viable, even if hostile?
Do we have a hold of that one pristine example of totally objective, non-biased and viable critique, a or THE standard to measure to?

Why should anyone take a person's opinion of a show seriously when they made their mind up it months prior to actually seeing it? If they never intended to give the show a fair hearing then what is the point of discussing the show with them? The quality of the acting and writing is irrelevant when it's being approached in such an openly bad-faith manner. Just look into the guy's post history and you'll see he usually responds to disagreement by telling people they're too stupid to understand the finer arts of cinema. That's usually the level of discourse you can expect to see from people who make claims like "the woke brigade" is ruining their favorite turbo-nerd fandom. Gargling broken glass would be a more pleasant use of one's time.

[rhorle]

you mean the kingdom of Gondor and the region of ithilien to the east where these so called human tribes are living

Gondor and Ithilien were not founded yet. The Southlands, that the show is covering, is also further east. As Ithilien was between the river and the border mountains of Mordor. So no I mean Mordor or "Southlands". The show also hasn't made clear if Gondor exist as the only reference we have is Pelargir which predates it. There will have to be a time skip somewhere to get the later parts of the SA compressed.

It is a compressed timeline of events. So yes people are alive that were not in Tolkien Canon. I'm not sure why you are still using that as a sticking point when it is as dead of an issue. No need to keep bringing up the compression just to whine. Why should I open another race based discussion with you? It doesn't matter that Asian, Black, or any other ethnicity or skin tone exist in Rings of Power. It doesn't matter that Tolkien didn't have those things. It changes zero about the story and just shows that you are being racist just to be racist. A black, asian, or another non-white Frodo would change nothing about Lord of the Rings. Skin color is not important to anything.

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Hopefully this show will be quietly forgotten in a month.

The people that hate the show can't even stop talking about it. Why do you think any one will forget it?

[rogoth]

My post is more a commentary on the level of discourse in this thread than it is an attempt to debate the quality of writing and acting in Rings of Power. I'll give you a perfect example of what I was referring to:



Here's an example of disingenuous and lazy criticism of the series written by a poster who has spent months in this thread trashing the show before he even watched a minute of the first episode. This thread has been around for a long time and it's not difficult to go back and see what people were saying prior to the first episode airing. This poster is exactly the kind of person I was mocking in my original post. His mind was already made up that it wasn't going to be good all the way back in June:



Nobody with this much hostility towards a show months before its release can be trusted to give a "genuine and legitimate" critique of the final product, especially when it's fueled by culture war mind-rot they likely heard from some moron on Youtube. It's not difficult to see through the post hoc rationalization of why the show is bad when there's an obvious agenda behind it. Jonnysensible pointed out the appeals to authority and made up childish nonsense immediately because that's all that's behind the critique in the first place. People who are hellbent on not liking a thing will come up with all sorts of reasons to explain not liking the thing. It doesn't automatically follow that there's any validity to their reasons.

But this doesn't apply to everyone who takes issue with some or all aspects of the show. I don't mind reading critique made in good faith with actual substance to it. However, a significant portion of what's said here after every episode in this thread is anything but that.

And since I'm going to continue to be accused of defending the show, I'll just put it out there that I don't actually have strong feelings one way or the other about Rings of Power. They've obviously just started telling the story of Middle Earth's second age so there isn't going to be a string of immediate payoffs that people clearly want from it. Up until the past couple of episodes, they've mostly been establishing characters and locations for the larger story they want to tell. It's not nearly as bad as some people make it out to be, but I wouldn't say it's good either. It's honestly pretty mid. It has potential though, time will tell if they get there or not.

so let me get this straight, you make an asinine comment trying to defend this shit and trying (failing epically mind you) to be sarcastic with your wording, i then call you out on that, i also provide you with plenty of food for thought and give examples that you are clearly ignoring because they don't agree with your stance, and i give you plenty of jumping off points to go and search for yourself about the legitimate criticisms this show has received by people far more qualified than i am, hence my wording choice and repeating what i have seen from those individuals.

furthermore, i stated along with many others that this show was going to be DOA and a total flop based on everything that had been shown prior to release, lo and behold! it's a massive flop of titanic proportions all because of the reasoning provided prior to any actual footage being seen, it's almost like this sort of thing has happened before, and based on past experience it's possible to make an educated guess at how much of a clusterfuck the shit coming out of america these days os going to be long before any actual footage is seen, if that's not a damning statement on the entire industry then i don't know what is.

finally, if you're not actually liking the show too much as you seem to want to claim, why would you word things in such a way as to defend this shit and seemingly berate and attack people who are rightly calling out everything wrong with the show, it seems very counterproductive to be lumped in with the sycophantic muppets in this thread who can't seem to get the amazon shaped phallus out of their mouth long enough to string together a cohesive sentence, and yet somehow i'm the bad guy here?, honestly you have lost me with your train of thought and how you arrive at your obviously wrong conclusions, i'm also not entirely sure what quoting something i said a while back (which turned out to be factually true after the fact), has to do with the point you're trying to make, other than as a hail mary to try and make me seem less credible than someone else here.

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Gondor and Ithilien were not founded yet. The Southlands, that the show is covering, is also further east. As Ithilien was between the river and the border mountains of Mordor. So no I mean Mordor or "Southlands". The show also hasn't made clear if Gondor exist as the only reference we have is Pelargir which predates it. There will have to be a time skip somewhere to get the later parts of the SA compressed.

It is a compressed timeline of events. So yes people are alive that were not in Tolkien Canon. I'm not sure why you are still using that as a sticking point when it is as dead of an issue. No need to keep bringing up the compression just to whine. Why should I open another race based discussion with you? It doesn't matter that Asian, Black, or any other ethnicity or skin tone exist in Rings of Power. It doesn't matter that Tolkien didn't have those things. It changes zero about the story and just shows that you are being racist just to be racist. A black, asian, or another non-white Frodo would change nothing about Lord of the Rings. Skin color is not important to anything.

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The people that hate the show can't even stop talking about it. Why do you think any one will forget it?

the fact these clowns who wrote this garbage have got isildur and anarion alive during this, means that the realm of Gondor already exists in my mind because of how badly they have bastardised all the other lore they are supposed to be referencing, the kingdom of Gondor was founded in the later years of the second age shortly before the mustering of the last alliance and it was this kingdom that was drafted to help the elves at the behest of gil-galad, and so because of that reason the 'southlands' as they seem to want to call it are just Gondor and ithillien, and prior to the destruction of Nurn and the founding of Mordor the region of ithillien stretched from the morranon to the region that would later become known as the morgul vale.

[rhorle]

the fact these clowns who wrote this garbage have got isildur and anarion alive during this, means that the realm of Gondor already exists in my mind

So you admit you are discussing the show in bad faith. As you are creating your own version of the show just to further complain. The Southlands on the show are not Gondor and Ithillien. It is Mordor, Nurn, and other surrounding parts. What could be called "Gondor and Ithillien" on the show is Pelargir. The Ephel Duath mountains seperate Mordor and Gondor. Minas Ithil (Minas Morgul) is on the western edge of those mountains and was the eastern most part of Gondor (and Ithillien). The Southlands thus doesn't contain anything of Gondor on the show as it was to the east of the Ephel Duath.

Did you even watch the show? Because all of this would be clear if you did. There is no reason to ignore Tolkien's own lore and invent your own head canon in order to criticize this show. There are plenty of real things to complain about so delusion and lies have no place.

[Trumpcat]

... It changes zero about the story and just shows that you are being racist just to be racist. A black, asian, or another non-white Frodo would change nothing about Lord of the Rings. Skin color is not important to anything...

But it is, it's called genotype. Skin color is a physical trait of hereditary information and has been developed through evolution under certain environmental factors. Native populations in the tropical and tropical to temperate equatorial zones have darker or "black" skin tones as a natural means to protect from the sun rays. Whereas native populations in the temperate and temperate to polar equatorial regions have lighter or "white" skin tones which tend to produce vitamin D at a much higher rate than "black" skin under less intense sunlight, again, this is nature's way for providing for these populations, so to speak.

The "skin color that doesn't matter" means there are equatorial dwarves, elves, humans and... harfoots, who have moved out of their arid/desert/jungle equatorial regions to Middle Earth and have established themselves to become part of the societies there. As we can see, however, they are rare in between largely "white" populations, yet have retained very distinctly darker skin colors, aka their genotype is largely unchanged. The only way for this to occur is if over however long they've spent in Middle Earth they have reproduced only exclusively with each other, however, the show presents to us the fact that they have not reproduced with each other and have "mixed" parentage, for example the queen's white father and others. This would change the backgrounds of numerous characters and societies, the entire world in fact.

So we reach three roadblocks:
1. The above population thing never happened in Tolkien's work.
2. It is genetically impossible to retain strongly expressed physical traits of a minor genotype over thousands of generations
3. Even if we know nothing about how life works, we should have a minimal reasoning to deduct that different race individuals don't just randomly materialize here and there among a population.

Therefore the only conclusion is to assume the showrunners expect their nonsensical world to be believable only if the viewers are stupid.

[rhorle]

But it is, it's called genotype. Skin color is a physical trait of hereditary information and has been developed through evolution under certain environmental factors.

It is a fantasy world that was flat until the Second Age in order to prevent men from accessing Valinor. He regretted not changing it to be round from the start but never officially changed it. Polar, Equatorial, etc don't apply because it wasn't used as a basis for things in Tolkien's lore. Even then the story doesn't change because different skin tones are present. "Nature's Way" doesn't exist. Evolution wasn't even really a concept because the races were directly created by the Gods.

A black Frodo changes nothing does it? He would still be the same character but with different color skin. None of your explanations actually cover how the story is different because of non-white skin tones. Strange, right? Backgrounds, societies, the entire world, etc do not change just because black skin exists.

It can be as simple as Eru Iluvatar made it possible because you know he is the one that created everything with the help of the Ainur.

[Shadowferal]

It's time to admit that Rings of Power is just fan fiction

We are coming up on the season finale of The Rings of Power and unfortunately, the show’s story problem has not gotten better. In fact, after watching episode 7, I think there’s a chance it is intentionally tearing up the existing story (that it doesn’t have the rights to).

In fact, according to a recent feature from The Hollywood Reporter, the pitch was to create five seasons of TV from the Galadriel-narrated prologue (voiced by Cate Blanchett) from The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. If you think that seems like a difficult task, you’re right, and it's one that showrunners Patrick McCay and J.D. Payne are currently failing.

Through two episodes, this was largely a problem for fans of the Tolkien books, particularly those fans that had read supplementary texts such as The Silmarillion. Since then though, the story problem has grown in scope to the point where major aspects of the Tolkien canon are being thrown out the window. Episode 7 even seems to kill off multiple characters that we know are very much alive in later years, which is the final straw for me.

The Rings of Power is destroying canon to make a TV show, and I want no part of it.
The reality of The Rings of Power is that aside from names and places, nothing is accurate. Yes, eventually Sauron will forge the one Ring (centuries late) but this story is, in essence, completely made up, and we need to just accept that.

What we do not need to do, is watch it. If you are a Tolkien fan, this story is not for you and we should have guessed as much once we figured out what Amazon actually has the rights to.

If you’re someone who just wants to watch a good TV show, you do not have to accept the poor pacing. It's truly shocking that a show that has condensed millennia into hours feels so slow at times. You also don’t need to accept your intelligence insulted by the inclusion of Harfoots (because why would you watch without Hobbits?) or the show's unwillingness to tell a complete story in the interest of making sure you connect with the characters.

Finally, none of us need to accept the way certain characters are treated by The Rings of Power. This should have been the tale of Galadriel, powerful Elven ruler who commands a ring of power. Instead, it's the tale of an immature, undeveloped leader who has simultaneously killed many in pursuit of vengeance while also forgetting her partner’s existence barring a throwaway comment. That’s not fair to us, or to Galadriel, and I want no part of it anymore.

[RobertoCarlos]

Saw a clip of I think it's elrond telling durin that the elves fate is in his hands. Can see why this show pisses off the LOTR fans.

Such a badly acted scene and undermines so many elements of elven and dwarf relationships through out the books where even being given a strand of hair has important implications.

[rogoth]

So you admit you are discussing the show in bad faith. As you are creating your own version of the show just to further complain. The Southlands on the show are not Gondor and Ithillien. It is Mordor, Nurn, and other surrounding parts. What could be called "Gondor and Ithillien" on the show is Pelargir. The Ephel Duath mountains seperate Mordor and Gondor. Minas Ithil (Minas Morgul) is on the western edge of those mountains and was the eastern most part of Gondor (and Ithillien). The Southlands thus doesn't contain anything of Gondor on the show as it was to the east of the Ephel Duath.

Did you even watch the show? Because all of this would be clear if you did. There is no reason to ignore Tolkien's own lore and invent your own head canon in order to criticize this show. There are plenty of real things to complain about so delusion and lies have no place.

so it's fine for activists to do it on a mega project that supposedly costs $1B, but i'm not allowed to?, so you finally gave up your point of view, thank you for finally showing your true colours.

just to be clear, the entire 'southlands' region that this show is supposedly trying to reference, covers the entire region of Gondor, the entire region of ithillien, the entire region of the slave fields of nurn, the entire region of the morgul vale, the entire region of lossarnach stretching all the way to pinnath gelin, they are trying to claim the entire 'southlands' is all of this land, based on the multiple 'indiana jones style' maps that they use when doing a world tour to fill minutes because they haven't got anything else to put in there.

http://https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/20...cation-mordor/

this is utterly moronic, and you're the only person here arguing in bad faith because time and time and time again it's proven beyond any shadow of a doubt that your points are wrong, and yet here you are still trying to pick apart the points made to make it seem like you have any semblance of an arguement, just stop please, you're not helping yourself or anybody else here by dying on this hill.

[rhorle]

so it's fine for activists to do it on a mega project that supposedly costs $1B, but i'm not allowed to?

Yes. You are not the one producing the show so you can't just create new lore for the show because you feel like it. Do you truly not understand a basic concept like that? Lmao.

The Southlands on the show does not cover all of Gondor. As I said the show clearly is covering east of the Ephel Duath mountains. The video Amazon has depicts the name differently then a picture in the article you linked to. Even Episode 1 when first introducing the area the name doesn't stretch beyond the borders of Mordor. Neither does the map in episode 3. It is possible they changed its scope at some point but the story clearly does not involve Gondor as you originally claimed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWAFbx0lUtk

[Triceron]

Can you point out the people who blindly love this show as much as some of the people who blindly hate it? Have people claimed this show deserves academy awards prior to watching a single episode? I don't know who these "yeasayers" are so you're going to have to elaborate.

Check some of Kenn's posts then.