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    Sylvanas Just Sucked Up Your Character

    what abilities does she get?

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    ...what.

    No, thanks, I don't need that imagery in my head.

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    Aquatic form

    And a mouthful

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    Seal of blood?

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    Nothing because Sylvanas is not Kirby.
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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    She gets flying after 8 months of timegates.

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    She got this big ol long ass thick then a motherfucking...... bat....baseball bat.....get your heads out the gutter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dellis0991 View Post
    She got this big ol long ass thick then a motherfucking...... bat....baseball bat.....get your heads out the gutter.
    My brain physically hurts after reading this.

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    She just crit with Vanish and dissapear from WoW.

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    She gets my swagwalk.
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    She eats bunch of grenades, and walks into Alliance base and self-destruct.

    Ion will fart a new life into Sylvanas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mario710 View Post
    what abilities does she get?
    Uhm... But.. Sylvanas isn't Kirby. She doesn't suck you up, or assimilate you and gain your abilities. She strikes you down and raises you as a slave, unless you volunteered for such a life, a puppet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Servasus View Post
    My brain physically hurts after reading this.
    It was meant to be a fellatio joke but I was dead ass tired. Yeah I'm sorry for causing you pain.

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    She could suck me o-

    Oh.

    "Suck up"... Right...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Multitorix Davlen View Post
    Nothing because Sylvanas is not Kirby.
    Thank you for the laugh you gave me for the day.

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    Plot Armor.

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    like kirby in brawl? hmm... defntly throw glaive, eye beam and fel barrage

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    Quote Originally Posted by Multitorix Davlen View Post
    Nothing because Sylvanas is not Kirby.
    I fucking love this comment.

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