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    Havok! and let slip the dogs of (nerd) war ! Lando Calrissian is...

    https://www.polygon.com/2018/5/17/17...awrence-kasdan

    That's going to be fun.

    FTR, Lando Calrissian (who in the old EU, had a ship that was qualified by embarrassed officials forced to use it as ''an high class bordello'', including a jacuzzi...) really, really, really got around. One of high point was trying to date with Luke as a wingman, where he nearly wed a space vampire (I'm not joking).

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    Not really suprised.

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    Nobody cares if a minor character is gay, now if they made Solo gay, shit would hit the fan. Or fans would be throwing shit at the director/producer.
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    Okay. No matter what, he's still one suave son of a gun and ain't nobody taking that away from him. If this makes someone happy and feel validated, then great.

    But yeah, nerd-froth incoming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hubcap View Post
    Nobody cares if a minor character is gay, now if they made Solo gay, shit would hit the fan. Or fans would be throwing shit at the director/producer.
    I think Han should be wookiesexual.

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    I wonder how long it’s gonna be till some one comes in here raging about the sjw and not realizing that it’s not Disney saying he’s pansexual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daemos daemonium View Post
    I think Han should be wookiesexual.
    He was Robosexual but had a bad breakup with this fast talking protocol droid. Since then he has sworn them off and carries a cocky attitude towards them all!

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    Quote Originally Posted by xuros View Post
    He was Robosexual but had a bad breakup with this fast talking protocol droid. Since then he has sworn them off and carries a cocky attitude towards them all!
    That explains alot he’s been burned one tomany times!
    Last edited by Lorgar Aurelian; 2018-05-17 at 08:51 PM.

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    i remember the time when poc were the tokens in movies and tv shows. guess now its time for lqbt folks. personally i dont really care much about it but it seems to be happening in almost every tv show or movie nowadays. the trouble is, imo, they dont really focus in most cases on the story but about the sexuality: look guys we have a black lesbian transexual. we are so progressive. atleast give the character a good story for crying out loud.
    There is a void in my heart. Have you come to fill it?

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    Even in the old movies he hit me as some sort of pimp.

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    Didn't Lando have like a wife, kids and everything?
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    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
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    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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    So he wants to have sex with everything? Well go Lando!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    Didn't Lando have like a wife, kids and everything?
    From what the article said pansexual just means hed bang any thing so there’s no reason he couldn’t just have a wife and kids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daemos daemonium View Post
    From what the article said pansexual just means hed bang any thing so there’s no reason he couldn’t just have a wife and kids.
    Oh....

    alien porn inc.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    Didn't Lando have like a wife, kids and everything?
    Pansexuals can't have families?

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    Do they have a bunch of scenes with him banging everything in sight? or does he casually mention it somewhere? otherwise who gives a fuck. Its just thrown in for no reason otherwise to tick a box? This goes for any sexuality , if its not in the movie i dont care.

    I dont need to know that sonic the hedgehog in his spare time loves being paddled by a fat guy in a latex suit, i just want to run fast and collect the rings, now im worried they are cockrings

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    is that another fancy word for bisexual ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nymphetsss View Post
    Do they have a bunch of scenes with him banging everything in sight? or does he casually mention it somewhere? otherwise who gives a fuck. Its just thrown in for no reason otherwise to tick a box? This goes for any sexuality , if its not in the movie i dont care.

    I dont need to know that sonic the hedgehog in his spare time loves being paddled by a fat guy in a latex suit, i just want to run fast and collect the rings, now im worried they are cockrings
    Apperntly it’s not confirmed canon it’s just what some one who worked on the original movie thinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MORGATH99 View Post
    is that another fancy word for bisexual ?
    I’d guess when aliens are involved it’s not.

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    AFAIK its not likely to be addressed in the movie, its just the persons head cannon for the character. So, this seems more a case of virtue signaling.
    READ and be less Ignorant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IIamaKing View Post
    So, this seems more a case of virtue signaling.
    Pansexuality doesn't even make sense in the context of scifi. What about interspecies? Or being attracted to robots? Are those aspects counted? How can a term applied to only humans count in a scenario like this? It just makes no sense. Clearly someone straight isn't actually just straight if they're attracted to the opposite sex of a different species.

    Kasdan is trying to appeal to a certain audience so they'll watch the movie, but make no mistake, Lando isn't pan. He's something else. Something that's more complicated than just humans and their fluidity in relation to each other.
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    Lando ended up in a perfectly happy marriage. Both him and his wife found their true calling, ''manufacturing Terminator like deadbots who specifically throw one-liners in Billy Dee William voice''.

    As post 19 said, Lando and most ''spacers'' males in the Galaxy are pansexual, since attraction for Twi'lek females is nearly universal.

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