Would you Vote for me as President?

[Samuraijake]

hey guys would you vote for me as president of the US.

Im a regular dude, work a regular job , play wow and i like girls on tinder.

-things i think about

-Dropping taxes by 5-10% - so the ppl who actually live here can have more while politicians have less to spend on sex orgies and overpriced flights

-Not have trade wars with other china and allies, regardless of principles we have now

-not insult allies

-annihilate the FCC

-would confess ALL of my dirty secrets before i even start a campaigne, for example... i stole 10 dollars from my brother when i was 8 years old.

-would personally fly down to politicians and fist fight them if i found out they were corrupt i.e. Scott Pruitt would get his ass beat ... i would get on a flight with my secret service... and cameras... and we would knock some corrupted teeth out.

[Elegiac]

Yeah....no. Not at all.

[Qnubi]

Why not, if all those points are done that is a good start.

[xskarma]

This is not the place to errrr, "start a political career". Closing this.



CLOSED.