View Poll Results: Would you vote for me as President of the US

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  1. #1

    Would you Vote for me as President?

    hey guys would you vote for me as president of the US.

    Im a regular dude, work a regular job , play wow and i like girls on tinder.

    -things i think about

    -Dropping taxes by 5-10% - so the ppl who actually live here can have more while politicians have less to spend on sex orgies and overpriced flights

    -Not have trade wars with other china and allies, regardless of principles we have now

    -not insult allies

    -annihilate the FCC

    -would confess ALL of my dirty secrets before i even start a campaigne, for example... i stole 10 dollars from my brother when i was 8 years old.

    -would personally fly down to politicians and fist fight them if i found out they were corrupt i.e. Scott Pruitt would get his ass beat ... i would get on a flight with my secret service... and cameras... and we would knock some corrupted teeth out.
    Last edited by Samuraijake; 2018-07-11 at 09:28 PM.

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    Void Lord Didactic's Avatar
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    Yeah....no. Not at all.
    Φιλοκαλοῦμέν τε γὰρ μετ' εὐτελείας καὶ φιλοσοφοῦμεν ἄνευ μαλακίας
    We are lovers of beauty without excess, and lovers of wisdom without softness.

  3. #3
    Why not, if all those points are done that is a good start.

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    Mind if I roll need? xskarma's Avatar
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    This is not the place to errrr, "start a political career". Closing this.



    CLOSED.

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