Hey Shaman team, Dan from Selkirk MB Canada here.
About a month ago I started a thread on how Shaman DPS is back on top, how great the dps will be, and how everyone will fall at our knee's and beg to bring Ele Shammies, and Enhance will smash Rouges as foretold by Craigith Payjeek years ago.
I stand here now, before my Shaman brothers a broken man.
I suppose the writing was on the wall all along. As a recovering addict of dps, I denied elemental had a problem, I swore I could control my urge to DPS, and finally hit rock bottom at the beginning of Legion as elemental was being out dps'd by noob players like Mommy Jeff from Selkirk who spends more time delivering Pizza than researching whats best for his spec as a Boomkin.
See that is how an addict works, justification of lies, and lies that justify doing what they do every day. So as an addict I kept on going, doing what I did best, lying to myself, listening to those who fed my addiction, believing that Blizzard would make elemental better. And finally, when they didn't I hit rock bottom. I picked up my computer, and in a fit of utter rage, threw it into my bathtub. Shattering it into a million pieces.
You can actually see the addiction seep from the components of my CPU, filling the tub.
And with that, I began to rebuild my life.
Chase Mires from Houston Texas, by way of Baytown would stand by me. Luke Smith and his loving wife Avira walked away from me when I needed them the most. And Scotty, oh dear Scotty, the meatman of St Anne MB, he helped me most by helping me find the Ram to rebuild my PC. All the ram I needed was at
www.downloadmoreram.com
Who knew Ram is a scam and you can now use "Vitual Ram" which is faster and more stable then real Ram.
Scotty knew.
Scotty may never know what class he intends to play, and lets be honest, he will find reasons in his own mind on why he should swap, because in the end he's afraid of failure at one class. Its his fear that holds him back, and it is his fear that makes him the friend I need right now, but not the friend I deserve.
Anyways,
with the help of the book "As Bill Sees It"
My once "proud" days of DPS have come to an end.
I chose FAMILY
I choose my Night Lords guild brother
I choose
RESTO SHAMMY
Day 2 of the expansion healing Mythics in a gear score so low I can see under Lukes moms dress, Resto has purified my need to DPS.
I stand here now, before you my Shaman brother, broken, and renewed, ready to take on whatever Mythic + has in store for me.
I thank you for your time,
and recommend you heal this expansion.
Thanks
Dan