mmoc - hear the prophecy

with the decline of believers escalating, empty chats and hours in queue while in Boralus the doves pass by, new champion equipment will be discovered. out of the ever growing nether a new fortune will arise to return the unfaithful to the one and only true believe.

there is only one true light shining everywhere for everyone (who can afford it): Loa feast on, Goblins praise it, even the honorous Alliance has to respect, as every citizen of Azeroth knows the ways of the Gold. it grants access to anywhere and everything, as it makes any subject rise or fall, gold has been the almighty ones universal answer to every gameplay issue since WoD.
the tremendous war efforts of Azerothian heroes suffers from attrition, since the deflation destabilizes the fragile economic balance. the market hasnt adapted the new situation, but increased the gap between investors and consumers.
so soon (TM) after the paragon chest failed and the equipment-spiral drowned again, the almighty ones will release a new follower equipment to further incentivize the most fantasy disruptive gameplay and force the disbelievers back into their MAU score, as it has been validated history since the(ir) defense of AU-Draenor.

it will be 1k gold per slot/mission, and take some atrocious effort to create, but the new gold "missions" will come as guaranteed as Bwonsamdi awaits all.