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    Cows Get Own Tinder-Style App for Breeding

    A U.K. farming startup introduced a Tinder-style app, called Tudder, that lets farmers find breeding matches by viewing pictures of cattle with details of their age, location and owner. Users hear a mooing sound as they swipe -- right to show they’re interested or left to reject possible matches.

    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/artic...love-for-herds

    Damnit, why didn't I think of that? Cow breeding is big business with breeding fees going for thousands of dollars.

    If you could come up with such an app for other animals, that could make you a lot of money. Besides livestock there's pet breeding, carrier pigeons, rabbits, etc.
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    Glad to see feminists getting their own app instead of shitting up other apps finally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strangebrew View Post
    Glad to see feminists getting their own app instead of shitting up other apps finally.
    I came to say that. *high five*

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    Lame. I thought it was going to be where cows look at pictures of bulls and vice versa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hubcap View Post
    Damnit, why didn't I think of that? Cow breeding is big business with breeding fees going for thousands of dollars.

    If you could come up with such an app for other animals, that could make you a lot of money. Besides livestock there's pet breeding, carrier pigeons, rabbits, etc.
    Race horses mate. Alot of stats you wanna know about each horse befor you breed. Having an app that partners up but also verify race records would make a mint in that world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    This is udderly fantastic.
    Indeed, it Mooooooooves me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trassk View Post
    Indeed, it Mooooooooves me.
    Stop milking the puns.

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    finally the draenei have their own dating app.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Revi View Post
    Stop milking the puns.
    Someone doesn’t find this stuff amoosing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howlrunner View Post
    This isn't too bad an idea with all honesty.

    Could also be extended in theory to Cats, Dogs and other show animals. There is actually a bit of market potential there.
    Yeah, my first thought was purebreed dogs... probably a heckuva lot more money there than cows...

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    lol, they take it so seriously. I did make a check on APKnite for the app. that's insane!!! welcome to the over exaggerated world

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    I don't understand why it's exclusive to cows, animal breeding is lucrative across species. Obviously you'd want some sort of species filter so you don't get a duck-cow match for the lols, but still.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celista View Post
    I don't understand why it's exclusive to cows, animal breeding is lucrative across species. Obviously you'd want some sort of species filter so you don't get a duck-cow match for the lols, but still.
    it's ok celista you won't be matched with a tauren. @Celista
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    The name is what makes it.

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