CPAC 2019: Conservatives Double Down on Bad Faith

[Milchshake]

CPAC 2019 Kicked Off yesterday. The party of ideas seems to have ceded to the Party of Bad Faith, Identity Politics, Gaslighting....




CPAC 2019 kicked off today, and the nation’s most obnoxious conservatives got together to do what they do best: Psych each other out about imminent socialist takeover. Today’s highlights include:

• @RepMarkMeadows begins CPAC with this rip-roarer: "You know, with this Green New Deal, they're trying to get rid of all the cows. But I've got good news -- Chick-fil-A stock will go way up because we gonna be eating more chicken!"
• @ScottWalker suggesting some people "take the baby home and kill the baby at home.""By the way, it's not live-birth abortion. It's not infanticide. It is murder if you take the baby home and kill the baby at home, it's murder."
• @GOPChairwoman Ronna McDaniel: "People eating dog food to survive. That's the path Democrats want to take us down."
• Former Trump White House official Sebastian Gorka: "They want to take away your hamburgers. This is what Stalin dreamt about but never achieved."
• The CPAC crowd breaks out in boos after Van Jones says, accurately, that "undocumented immigrants right now have a lower crime rate than the rest of us."
• @LindseyGrahamSC begins his CPAC speech by joking about assassinating Kim Jong Un: "Speaking of Rocket Man, he couldn't be here. And if he doesn't get a deal with Trump he won't be anywhere much longer."
• @GOPChairwoman Ronna McDaniel also call Charlie Kirk and Candice Owens the future of Conservative Intellectuals.

Yes the Socialist agenda... 1) liquidate the Kulaks .... 2) Can I haz cheezburger?

[Adam Jensen]

The worst part is, these people are sincere about the whole "democrats are going to take away your hamburgers" line.

Though, I don't know if it's the fearmongering about Booker being a vegan, or the fearmongering about the farting cows mentioned in the Green New Deal.

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Oh and . . .

Former Maine Governor Paul LePage said the quiet part loud today when he said that getting rid of the electoral college would silence white people

Stop embarrassing my state LePage!

[Wyrt]

I mean, cow farming for beef is unsustainable as the world's population continues to grow. So eventually their hamberders are going to be gone regardless.

@GOPChairwoman Ronna McDaniel also call Charlie Kirk and Candice Owens the future of Conservative Intellectuals.

Not a bright future for the conservatives.

[Xarkan]

[*]Former Trump White House official Sebastian Gorka: "They want to take away your hamburgers. This is what Stalin dreamt about but never achieved."

Did Stalin even care about hamburgers?

[Adam Jensen]

Did Stalin even care about hamburgers?

Can you make hamburgers out of beets?

[PC2]

Exciting politics:
Meat vs Green policy
Economic liberalism vs Socialism
Pro-Life Culture vs Pro-Abortion Culture

Of course any identity politics is the cancer in politics. Whichever side has more cancer is going to lose.

[Sky High]

ah yes, the yearly "lets laugh at every hilariously awful thing that comes out of CPAC."

[Milchshake]

apart from one bit of stage time the NRA haven't turned out hmmmm

Did Oliver North lodge a complaint about guns being banned at CPAC?!?

Look, the other featured speakers were the My Pillow guy, and the Pawn Stars guy.



Peak conservatism definitely!

[Jimmy Woods]

I mean, cow farming for beef is unsustainable as the world's population continues to grow. So eventually their hamberders are going to be gone regardless.



Not a bright future for the conservatives.

But BUT BUT did you see Jordan Petersons daughter's bikini pic she sent her dad?!? And she only eats Beef, salt and water from the very very little "research" I did, which was reading reply tweets of people explaining what's going on to people like me. Seems worth trashing the environment for that type of health.


My favorite so far from CPAC is this totally real quote:

They just can't let her go.

Surprised there hasn't been an AOC circle jerk, but I guess the convention is still going on for a few more days.

[Edge-]

My favorite so far from CPAC is this totally real quote:

They just can't let her go.

Oh god please say you have a source for that. That's so fantastically, gloriously, incredibly stupid and petty that I refuse to believe that's a real thing that real people in real life spent real money and or real time to create and add to a real slideshow of likely other totally real and serious things to show in reality in a real place with real people really looking at it. For reals.

[Omega10]

CPAC 2019 Kicked Off yesterday. The party of ideas seems to have ceded to the Party of Bad Faith, Identity Politics, Gaslighting....




CPAC 2019 kicked off today, and the nation’s most obnoxious conservatives got together to do what they do best: Psych each other out about imminent socialist takeover. Today’s highlights include:

• @RepMarkMeadows begins CPAC with this rip-roarer: "You know, with this Green New Deal, they're trying to get rid of all the cows. But I've got good news -- Chick-fil-A stock will go way up because we gonna be eating more chicken!"
• @ScottWalker suggesting some people "take the baby home and kill the baby at home.""By the way, it's not live-birth abortion. It's not infanticide. It is murder if you take the baby home and kill the baby at home, it's murder."
• @GOPChairwoman Ronna McDaniel: "People eating dog food to survive. That's the path Democrats want to take us down."
• Former Trump White House official Sebastian Gorka: "They want to take away your hamburgers. This is what Stalin dreamt about but never achieved."
• The CPAC crowd breaks out in boos after Van Jones says, accurately, that "undocumented immigrants right now have a lower crime rate than the rest of us."
  
• @LindseyGrahamSC begins his CPAC speech by joking about assassinating Kim Jong Un: "Speaking of Rocket Man, he couldn't be here. And if he doesn't get a deal with Trump he won't be anywhere much longer."
• @GOPChairwoman Ronna McDaniel also call Charlie Kirk and Candice Owens the future of Conservative Intellectuals.

Yes the Socialist agenda... 1) liquidate the Kulaks .... 2) Can I haz cheezburger?

America - where top ranked politicians openly joke about assassinating leaders of other countries

[Polyxo]

The worst part is, these people are sincere about the whole "democrats are going to take away your hamburgers" line.

Though, I don't know if it's the fearmongering about Booker being a vegan, or the fearmongering about the farting cows mentioned in the Green New Deal.

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Oh and . . .



Stop embarrassing my state LePage!

This is what happens when your state is just you, three lobsters and Stephen King. You get Paul LePage.

[Adam Jensen]

This is what happens when your state is just you, three lobsters and Stephen King. You get Paul LePage.

Damned lobsters voted for LePage, because I know neither I nor King did!

[Anevers]

Are we no longer going to take away their big gulps full of soda?

[Zaydin]

Would love if a reporter would ask any of these cretins if they are aware that they are creating strawmen arguments? They have to know that since they can't debate Democratic proposals on their actual merits.

[Gestopft]

[*]@GOPChairwoman Ronna McDaniel also call Charlie Kirk and Candice Owens the future of Conservative Intellectuals

No Ben “really fast generic talking points” Shapiro?

Also, I feel really good about the future of the Progressive movement if that’s the opposition

[s_bushido]

Also, I feel really good about the future of the Progressive movement if that’s the opposition

You probably shouldn't... The stupidity (and deviation from reality) of a belief says nothing about the number and earnestness of those who actually believe it. Otherwise horseshit like anti-vaxx, flat earth, young earth creationism, and other similar conspiracy theories wouldn't be nearly as popular as they are.

[Belize]

It's a shame we can't lock the doors, and pretend it's a big Escape Room.

Just without any clues.

[Mighty Tim]

Crazies are crazy. Shocking but at least they are not vandalizing trash cans.

[JohnBrown1917]

I mean, cow farming for beef is unsustainable as the world's population continues to grow. So eventually their hamberders are going to be gone regardless.



Not a bright future for the conservatives.

Thats why you switch to vega-burgers/lab grown meat.

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Crazies are crazy. Shocking but at least they are not vandalizing trash cans.

Those poor opressed thrash cans.