WoW npc interview!

[Muajin76]

Imagine you are an npc in WoW going for a job interview.
You are trying to get a job at Walmart and got asked to provide a job application.

What things would you put on said job application to make you get hired at Walmart?

[shoc]

Any questgiver would be a god-tier Walmart greeter.

14 years experience standing in 1 spot and greeting people with the same phrase.

[Yunaqt]

Any questgiver would be a god-tier Walmart greeter.

14 years experience standing in 1 spot and greeting people with the same phrase.

"I'm growing a beard"