View Poll Results: which wow race or races would you want to be?

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  • smelly orcs

    9 6.72%
  • sexy perfect blood elves

    22 16.42%
  • the athletic night elves

    28 20.90%
  • the cute gnomes.

    7 5.22%
  • stinky trolls

    13 9.70%
  • gruff dwarves

    9 6.72%
  • yucky ugly draenei

    16 11.94%
  • even uglier litebrite draenei

    10 7.46%
  • foul abominable void/zika elves

    10 7.46%
  • the slim goblins

    5 3.73%
  • worgen

    18 13.43%
  • tauren

    13 9.70%
  • naga

    6 4.48%
  • the rotting undead

    6 4.48%
  • vrykul

    8 5.97%
  • murloc

    2 1.49%
  • the evil eredar/demons

    8 5.97%
  • the lovely high elves.

    18 13.43%
  • the boring humans

    18 13.43%
  • other/not specified

    13 9.70%
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  1. #81
    Quote Originally Posted by ranzino View Post
    draenei are not immortal, the almost 100 % genocide on Draenor by orcs is a testament to that. but unless a war or full fledged pestilence happen, nothing is really fatal to them.
    same with NE now, if Knaak is still canon (teldrassil was blessed by 2 dragons again)
    that tends to be what immortality is.

    unable to die from aging or sickness, or but able to be killed by outside sources.
    https://imgur.com/FX4poT6

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    Quote Originally Posted by breadisfunny View Post
    god is not a race.
    i don't care.

  3. #83
    Quote Originally Posted by breadisfunny View Post
    if you could be any wow race what race would you be?
    Well, I was going to take part in your poll, until I saw your biased write up on some of the races.

  4. #84
    Undead.

    /10characters.

  5. #85
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    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    that tends to be what immortality is.

    unable to die from aging or sickness, or but able to be killed by outside sources.
    if it helps: dwarves are immun to a lot of plagues also but not so long living as draenei or NE or HE
    Last edited by ranzino; 2019-04-08 at 07:11 PM.

  6. #86
    1. Saberon.
    2. Worgen.

    :T
    Once upon a time... the end. Next time, try twice upon a time.

  7. #87
    Quote Originally Posted by ranzino View Post
    if it helps: dwarves are immun to a lot of plagues also :d but not so long living as draenei or NE or HE
    you know, i kinda get the feeling that the average dwarf probably can't invoke the stoneform.

    seems rather exceptional in lore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    you know, i kinda get the feeling that the average dwarf probably can't invoke the stoneform.

    seems rather exceptional in lore.
    afaik 200 years are possible, says https://wow.gamepedia.com/Life_spans and Muradin was 221 in third war.

  9. #89
    Either Mag'har, or Blood Elf.

    As a Mag'har; you would put even the most dedicated bodybuilder to shame. True, your face would be pretty jacked-up, but you're be about as "alpha male" as they come. Probably look into joining UFC if they allowed it, purposely hold back to make it all look like a legit fight, never really going "all-out".

    Alternatively, as a Blood Elf, you'd live extraordinarily long and still be in generally fantastic shape, while also having at least *some* latent magical ability (I'm assuming you don't get full-on class abilities with this "IRL race-change", but even *some* magical skill might be useful). And once you get past the pointy ears (which you could definitely get surgery for), I have to imagine you'd have a super easy time getting laid, seeing as you'd be tall, athletically built, and Elves in general always have sharp, attractive features.

    I suppose Night Elf would technically be an upgrade (are they still immortal?), but minus the magical ability, and you'd almost be *too* tall, and I doubt many women would be able to get past the purple skin. But hey, what do I know?

  10. #90
    Quote Originally Posted by ranzino View Post
    afaik 200 years are possible, says https://wow.gamepedia.com/Life_spans and Muradin was 221 in third war.
    yeah, definitely seem to be long lived compared to humans.

    gnomes also mature later than humans, at 20 instead of 18.
    https://imgur.com/FX4poT6

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  11. #91
    I'd stay a human. I'm not a furry and there are far better looking humans than your average warcraft elf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nymrohd View Post
    I'd stay a human. I'm not a furry and there are far better looking humans than your average warcraft elf.
    naah, not really ?

  13. #93
    Quote Originally Posted by ranzino View Post
    naah, not really ?
    Male blood/high elves hack duck lips (at least void elves have cool mustaches to hide them). Night elf males have similar proportions with their arms to your average gorilla.

  14. #94
    I'd probably be an elf of some sort. (in the past, I'd have gone with "night elf," but I'm intrigued by void elves)

  15. #95
    Quote Originally Posted by Shadowferal View Post
    I'd probably be an elf of some sort. (in the past, I'd have gone with "night elf," but I'm intrigued by void elves)
    the problem with velf is that you'd have constant voices in your head.

    i'm already unstable enough and my own voice is constantly in my head. i don't need someone else making it worse.
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    Human or DI dwarf

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    Tauren/highmountain tauren. I just love their culture.
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    I love how many people go the "fuck feminism!! ruining society!" Never change, "/r/incels" champion.
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    No more eeeelves!
    Quote Originally Posted by AngryTenko View Post
    Not gonna happen because Blizzard is gonna say "it's to hard to make a female model". Because they're terrified of creating females who are not cutesexy and disappointing the wanker segment of the playerbase.

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    Naga!
    So I can steal your bikes!
    Thou it’s mostly cause I enjoy swimming, oceans and lamias (don’t kink shame me)

  19. #99
    Quote Originally Posted by Rustedsaint View Post
    Naga!
    So I can steal your bikes!
    Thou it’s mostly cause I enjoy swimming, oceans and lamias (don’t kink shame me)
    Here's to swimming with bow-legged women!

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    I'd be a celestial. Because then I'd cause all elves to explode violently in a bloody mess. And all those who play an elf as a main develop painful arthritis in both hands.

    And then have these people paraded through the streets as the dogs they are.
    Last edited by Trassk; 2019-04-08 at 08:55 PM.

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