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    Kim Jong Un re-elected as chairman of State Affairs Commission

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    Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK) leader Kim Jong Un has been re-elected as chairman of the State Affairs Commission, state media KCNA reported.

    The country also replaced the premier of its cabinet with Kim Jae Ryong, during the first session of the 14th Supreme People's Assembly held Thursday.

    Pak Pong Ju had served his current post as premier since 2013.

    "The election of the Supreme Leader as chairman of the State Affairs Commission of the DPRK is the great political event of crucial historical significance," the KCNA said.
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    President Xi congratulates Kim Jong Un on reelection

    Chinese President Xi Jinping on Friday congratulated the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK) leader Kim Jong Un on his re-election as the chairman of the country's State Affairs Commission.

    "Your re-election shows how much support and trust the party and the people of the DPRK have put in you," President Xi told Kim in a phone conversation. The Chinese president also delivered his wish of seeing more achievements made in the DPRK in the years to come.

    "Fruitful results have continued to be made in the DPRK's economic and social development. The cause of socialism of the DPRK has also entered a new historical era," President Xi said.

    President Xi also spoke highly of the traditional friendship between Beijing and Pyongyang, mentioning the four meetings between Kim and himself since last year. Xi also vowed to further push forward bilateral ties to better benefit people from both sides.
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    They must be using the Russian / Turkish / US Republican version of Democracy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rochana View Post
    They must be using the Russian / Turkish / US Republican version of Democracy
    "Democracy is what you make of it" - unknown politician, circa 1900s
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    This is a shocking revelation.

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    This should come as no surprise. He always polls very well with post-mortem voters.
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    Just as good as when scumbag Mugabe was made Goodwill ambassador to the world health org.

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    I heard it was a close election until his opponent committed suicide by shooting himself 64 times in the face

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    Quote Originally Posted by nymphetsss View Post
    I heard it was a close election until his opponent committed suicide by shooting himself 64 times in the face
    I heard he accidentaly worked himself to death in one of those lovely outdoor retreats that North Korea have.
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    He was the best choice... I cannot say one positive thing about his opponents. Not a single thing...
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    Quote Originally Posted by nymphetsss View Post
    I heard it was a close election until his opponent committed suicide by shooting himself 64 times in the face
    You meant to say that was an accidental "suicide", I am sure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CryotriX View Post
    You meant to say that was an accidental "suicide", I am sure.
    Fake news... Kim’s policy was superior to all of his opponents. There isn’t a thing you can say that’s good about his opponents.
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    Dictator for life compliments other dictator for life on "winning" an "election".

    Quote Originally Posted by CryotriX View Post
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    Re-elect Kim Jon Un!

    When there is only one candidate there's only one choice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ctd12345 View Post
    kangado will be happy
    And Trump. He also tweets that Kim will lead NK into a glorious future.

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    Truly a proof of democracy!
    Mister Trump, please tweet about this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ctd12345 View Post
    kangado will be happy
    I am happy, the DPRK deserves our full support.

    If you weren't trying to meme this hard and actually Googled this shit you'd know the election isn't even about Kim. It's the parliamentary election.

    Kim didn't even participate in the fucking election and STILL we have "news articles" like this.
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    I'm sure he will get re-elected as chairman of the Piss and Dung Disposal Comity too.

    Congratulations in advance. At last a post fit for his talents.

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    Re-elect Kim Jon Un!
    Da Kim in da Norf Korea!
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    It was a tough campaign. Can you believe that he had to shoot 5 challengers and have their families sent to labor camps?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PACOX View Post
    It was a tough campaign. Can you believe that he had to shoot 5 challengers and have their families sent to labor camps?
    But KJU wasn't even running.
    This wasn't even an election about him.
    Does nobody even CARE to investigate the facts?

    Want to know why Trump-fans don't care about facts. It's precisely this kind of behaviour.
    You're promoting it. You're causing Trump.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kangodo View Post
    But KJU wasn't even running.
    This wasn't even an election about him.
    Does nobody even CARE to investigate the facts?

    Want to know why Trump-fans don't care about facts. It's precisely this kind of behaviour.
    You're promoting it. You're causing Trump.
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