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    Herald of the Titans Vintersol's Avatar
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    Jan 2011
    The adventures of Florida Man. I love it!

    It's high noon.
    Personality: INTJ

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    Pandaren Monk smityx's Avatar
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    Jan 2015
    Walmart Basment FEMA Camp 7
    July 17

    Police: Florida man’s murder was really elaborate suicide by balloon

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    A Florida Man was charged with DUI, which he says is impossible as he was only drinking at red lights and stop signs.

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    Jan 5th

    Florida man throws pizza at dad after finding out he helped deliver him at birth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paperfox View Post
    A Florida Man was charged with DUI, which he says is impossible as he was only drinking at red lights and stop signs.
    Legal genius here.
    No ideology has been more murderous or detrimental to human dignity than Communism
    Quote Originally Posted by kidkilla View Post
    The Ottomans brought civilization to Greece.
    Oh my...

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    The Lightbringer Molis's Avatar
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    Sep 2010
    Northeast Ohio
    Jan 13th

    Florida Man Threatens to Kill Neighbors With Machete Named 'Kindness'
    Last edited by Molis; 2019-04-24 at 08:01 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knadra View Post
    Reminder that Florida is objectively the best state in the country.
    No surprises there. There were some big movers though.

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    April 27th, Florida Man Practices Karate on Swans

    That's right, fuck swans: we should all ninja kick them to death!

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    I'm the root of all that is evil, yeah, but you can call me cookie.

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    Sep, 18
    'Florida Man' spotted riding jet ski on Florida road... yes, road

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    Old God endersblade's Avatar
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    Portland, OR
    Quote Originally Posted by Warwithin View Post
    Politicians put their hand on the BIBLE and swore to uphold the CONSTITUTION. They did not put their hand on the CONSTITUTION and swear to uphold the BIBLE.
    Quote Originally Posted by Adam Jensen View Post
    Except maybe Morgan Freeman. That man could convince God to be an atheist with that voice of his . . .
    Quote Originally Posted by LiiLoSNK View Post
    If your girlfriend is a girl and you're a guy, your kid is destined to be some sort of half girl/half guy abomination.

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    Quote Originally Posted by listo95 View Post
    Happened July 2 but written on the 3rd
    Florida Man Dies in Explosion Attempting to Microwave a Microwave.

    Well then...
    This had me in tears for a solid 10 minutes

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