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    May 21

    Florida Man climbs atop playground equipment at Clearwater park, tells kids where babies come from.

    https://www.tampabay.com/news/bizarr...from_168438881

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forgettable View Post
    This is a pretty clever ploy to collect the birthdays of every user on MMO-C
    Eh, it's just the day, not the year. Countless people have the same birthday as you.

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    My birthday (January 28th) had an interesting few, but I didn't find anything on my roommate's birthday (May 10th).
    "Auto-correct is my worst enema."

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    Florida Man Steals a Butt Plug Because He Was Too Embarrassed to Buy It

    https://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2015/12/florida-man-steals-adult-toy

    “The biggest communication problem is we do not listen to understand. We listen to reply,” Stephen Covey.

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    Naked Floridaman punching cars.
    https://www.miamiherald.com/news/sta...208994604.html

    The Easter Bunny attack was a Floridaman too.

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    5th November

    With bite marks to prove it, Florida man catches Burmese python measuring 17 feet, 5 inches

    https://eu.news-press.com/story/news...es/1928101002/

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    19 November:

    Florida man allegedly has sex with miniature horse 4 times.
    https://abc30.com/florida-man-allege...times/4722962/

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    Dragonflight Summary, "Because friendship is magic"

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    Heh am I th only one with a kind Florida man September 7
    Florida man gives last generator to stranger who’s father is on oxygen
    http://www.kansas.com/news/nation-wo...171918777.html
    ...
    And of course this one also popped up
    Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt
    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...re/1228241002/
    But really who doesn’t bake nude and drunk in their own home

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    Florida man tries to escape police by jumping head-first through closed window

    https://www.circa.com/story/2018/12/...-closed-window

    dec 12

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    Last edited by Gutler; 2019-04-24 at 06:31 PM.

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    Nov 27th

    Reported on my birthday

    Florida man punched, squeezed life out of baby

    http://www.mysuncoast.com/2018/11/27...life-out-baby/

    Occurred on my birthday..maybe

    https://www.nwaonline.com/news/2018/...bbing-woman-o/

    Florida man accused of stabbing woman over underdone potato

    I live in Florida and this sounds about right.
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    Surprised he didn't get Baker Acted
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    Reminder that Florida is objectively the best state in the country.

    https://www.freedominthe50states.org/

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    https://wsvn.com/news/local/florida-...king-doorbell/

    Florida man caught on camera licking doorbell

    Feb 14th


    oh Florida man ^^ you kinky loon.
    #boycottchina

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    The adventures of Florida Man. I love it!

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