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  1. 2019-04-24, 06:44 PM #41
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    Police: Florida man’s murder was really elaborate suicide by balloon
    https://fox59.com/2018/07/17/florida...on-police-say/
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    A Florida Man was charged with DUI, which he says is impossible as he was only drinking at red lights and stop signs.
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  3. 2019-04-24, 07:42 PM #43
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    Florida man throws pizza at dad after finding out he helped deliver him at birth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paperfox View Post
    A Florida Man was charged with DUI, which he says is impossible as he was only drinking at red lights and stop signs.
    Legal genius here.
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  4. 2019-04-24, 07:57 PM #44
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    Florida Man Threatens to Kill Neighbors With Machete Named 'Kindness'

    https://www.complex.com/life/2019/01...named-kindness
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  5. 2019-04-24, 11:56 PM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knadra View Post
    Reminder that Florida is objectively the best state in the country.

    https://www.freedominthe50states.org/
    No surprises there. There were some big movers though.
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  6. 2019-04-25, 03:15 AM #46
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    April 27th, Florida Man Practices Karate on Swans

    https://www.wctv.tv/content/news/Pol...481064601.html

    That's right, fuck swans: we should all ninja kick them to death!
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    Florida Man Uses Coffee Cup to Fight Off Wild CoyoteI'm pretty okay with that.
    I'm the root of all that is evil, yeah, but you can call me cookie.
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    'Florida Man' spotted riding jet ski on Florida road... yes, road

    https://www.local10.com/news/weird-n...-road-yes-road
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    Florida Man Arrested By Police After Demanding Cash and Donuts From Krispy Kreme

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    Politicians put their hand on the BIBLE and swore to uphold the CONSTITUTION. They did not put their hand on the CONSTITUTION and swear to uphold the BIBLE.
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    Except maybe Morgan Freeman. That man could convince God to be an atheist with that voice of his . . .
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    If your girlfriend is a girl and you're a guy, your kid is destined to be some sort of half girl/half guy abomination.
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  10. 2019-04-25, 03:52 AM #50
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    Happened July 2 but written on the 3rd
    Florida Man Dies in Explosion Attempting to Microwave a Microwave.

    Well then...

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  11. 2019-04-25, 06:05 AM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by listo95 View Post
    Happened July 2 but written on the 3rd
    Florida Man Dies in Explosion Attempting to Microwave a Microwave.

    Well then...
    This had me in tears for a solid 10 minutes
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