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  1. #81
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    Quote Originally Posted by Josuke View Post
    If you dont understand or enjoy something the other person is autistic. Good for you
    I feel like he's just not understanding you bro.
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    You had your chance to make something special of this, Internet, and you fucked it up.
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    We are in this thread with Elba, therefore we are all Elba.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LiiLoSNK View Post
    Never said that or implied it. That's your mental disorder making things up yet again. Sad.
    Quote Originally Posted by LiiLoSNK View Post
    Autistic people won't even like this.
    The implication my dude

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boomzy View Post
    I feel like he's just not understanding you bro.
    At least someone got the obvious reference.

  3. #83
    Good heavens so much wrong...

    Gangsta's Paradise does not go with this trailer
    Jim Carey is completely unfunny in this trailer
    Sonic's design is horrible
    The voice actor is horrible
    The CGI is horrible

    Like what the hell is going on....

  4. #84
    It's astonishing how terrible this looks. I'm super hyped to see it!

  5. #85
    I...I..I...I can't even...how can one make a movie so douche...

  6. #86
    This is even worse than Heroes season 5.

  7. #87
    I don't get why they didn't go with the way Sonic actually looks and made him look so weird...

  8. #88
    Going to see it, don't care. Jim Carrey as Robotnik and my childhood idol next to Mario. If the reviews are bad, I'll just get thrashed at the bar next to the movie theater before I go see it. I'll make it good somehow.

  9. #89
    Oh dear fucking God! This makes me want to watch the Detective Pikachu film so much more...

    This film has already flopped before it ever sat foot in a theatre.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nyc81991 View Post
    I don't get why they didn't go with the way Sonic actually looks and made him look so weird...
    Lazy CGI, cheap transitioning over someone's figure hence him pretty much being humanlike in body.

    It's gross...

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    The only thing I'm excited about it, like many, is Jim Carrey as Robotnik. The rest looks awfully Hollywood cliched trying to adapt something the lazy way.

    Human sidekick not existent in source material played by a B-list actor? Check.
    Green Hill Zone is just some lame looking city? Check.
    Main character is an awkwardly-rendered CGI insert in real world? Check.
    Awful pop/rap music to try to lure in the young crowd? Check.

    This will be in the $3.99 bin at Target in an year.

    No Tails, no Knuckles, no Rose, Robotnik's tech isn't zany and ridiculously futuristic, but more like state of the art military tech. Oh, and Sonic is an alien (better be looking like that, because since it's real Earth, I'm sure there are real hedgehogs who can't talk, run at super sonic speeds and are blue.)

    I bet they're thinking this will become some franchise and they can introduce Tails in the sequel and Knuckles in the threequel. The naivete.

  11. #91
    Quote Originally Posted by Daedius View Post
    Oh dear fucking God! This makes me want to watch the Detective Pikachu film so much more...

    This film has already flopped before it ever sat foot in a theatre.

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    Lazy CGI, cheap transitioning over someone's figure hence him pretty much being humanlike in body.

    It's gross...
    I mean they could have made him look like this https://www.polygon.com/2019/3/6/182...n-fan-redesign
    Last edited by nyc81991; 2019-05-01 at 05:27 AM.

  12. #92
    Quote Originally Posted by Boomzy View Post
    I feel like he's just not understanding you bro.
    Sometimes its like he isnt even listening to us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nyc81991 View Post
    I don't get why they didn't go with the way Sonic actually looks and made him look so weird...
    They wanted a super sonic, blue, anthropomorphic hedgehog to have that "realistic" look. I mean if they went for a straight copy it would look too fake.
    READ and be less Ignorant.

  13. #93
    It's amusing to me that the entire first page of this thread is a bunch of people who are the total polar opposite of the target market for this movie complaining that it's "terrible". I know this forum is full of people who act like children but the movie is for literal children, it's not made for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Josuke View Post
    Your childhood long before this.

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    Did you forget that you're not on 4chan?
    thats why i said AGAIN

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    Big yikes.
    You're getting exactly what you deserve.

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    cmon guys, I mean, the kids will love it right? Sonic is TOTALLY their generation. /s

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    What the shit is this fuck?
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    Look out end game there’s a new contender for highest grossing movie !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyphael View Post
    The only thing I'm excited about it, like many, is Jim Carrey as Robotnik. The rest looks awfully Hollywood cliched trying to adapt something the lazy way.

    Human sidekick not existent in source material played by a B-list actor? Check.
    Green Hill Zone is just some lame looking city? Check.
    Main character is an awkwardly-rendered CGI insert in real world? Check.
    Awful pop/rap music to try to lure in the young crowd? Check.

    This will be in the $3.99 bin at Target in an year.

    No Tails, no Knuckles, no Rose, Robotnik's tech isn't zany and ridiculously futuristic, but more like state of the art military tech. Oh, and Sonic is an alien (better be looking like that, because since it's real Earth, I'm sure there are real hedgehogs who can't talk, run at super sonic speeds and are blue.)

    I bet they're thinking this will become some franchise and they can introduce Tails in the sequel and Knuckles in the threequel. The naivete.
    They are probaly doing a story of how robotnik ends up in sonic area.

    Anyway -- this was his look in ralph movie:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyphael View Post
    This will be in the $3.99 bin at Target in an year.
    I work at a movie theater. If they are very, VERY lucky this abomination will manage to scrape through the minimum mandated 2 week playtime, and then will vanish like a fart on the wind. And given how quickly shit hits DVD / Blue Ray these days, I wouldn't be surprised if you could bargain bin it at Target 2 weeks after it leaves theatres......

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