Look out end game there’s a new contender for highest grossing movie !!
Look out end game there’s a new contender for highest grossing movie !!
I work at a movie theater. If they are very, VERY lucky this abomination will manage to scrape through the minimum mandated 2 week playtime, and then will vanish like a fart on the wind. And given how quickly shit hits DVD / Blue Ray these days, I wouldn't be surprised if you could bargain bin it at Target 2 weeks after it leaves theatres......
The fake Taco Bell trailer with James Marsden looked more like a real movie than this does. I expected to be horrified and I was not disappointed.
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I liked the trailer but then again i'm not as invested into the sonic history as others, just took it at face value. It's just another wreck-it-ralph , minions , lego movie to me
Bo Catlett: You think we watch any of your movies, Harry? I've seen better film on teeth.
Chris-chan predicted that Sonic would be electric type :P
"Would you please let me join your p-p-party?
Mr. Popper's Penguins,
Kick-Ass 2,
Anchorman 2,
Dumb and Dumber To (yep, actual title, not a spelling error),
The Bad Batch,
Dark Crimes,
and several times as a narrator and/or executive producer.
But yes, he likes to paint so he made very few appearances.
As for the trailer:
Bad choice of song,
looks very cheap,
and very bad.
So bad, that it could be entertaining again. Trainwreck!
Idk why anyone is surprised. Sonic has been drop dead bad since its inception lol
I mean just look at the games. Wtf is that gameplay? It's like it's designed for autistic people. Which isn't meant as an insult or anything. It's just generally stuff they enjoy and obsess over.
At least, apparently, Sonic does not have any of it's brightly color friends….
My god, that Sonic looks terrible.
But how amazing would it be if this was all a fake-out and they surprised us with the real Sonic design at the last minute? This keeps running in the back of my head because it genuinely feels like the movie design goes against every single aspect of the character that made him popular. It lacks all the visual cues that give you the immediate understanding of what Sonic's character is. Even the skin-colored arms actually served a purpose, it makes his blue fur pattern reminiscent of a tracksuit one would often see Olympic runners wearing. His long legs, his big sneakers, gloves, long legs and eye shape all give every visual indication that Sonic's a laid back, somewhat snarky and over-the-top "way past cool" character.
It feels like this movie design almost aggressively goes out of its way to ruin that image. His eyes are small and (comparatively) beady, his quills don't really jut out the same way, his legs are thick and bulky and his arms and gloves have been changed to give him a more animalistic look. It's weird as hell and the design doesn't really evoke any strong feelings of likability or even fastness. The legs in particular are borderline nightmarish.
I seriously can't figure out whether this is the greatest prank of all time and we're meant to find it unsettling or if this was made by the most oblivious and unaware movie directors imaginable. Sonic's design practically took over a part of the internet for a good reason, because it's classic and objectively really well crafted. This is like what someone would make if they tried to make Sonic without any real understanding of character design at all.
I wish Hollywood would stop wasting millions on movies like this and just give it to me instead, I can find a lot better uses for that much money.