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  1. #81
    Wake up....point out how ridiculous and hypocritical the left is....eat poop sleep.
    Originally Posted by Machismo View Post
    Just because the Blue Wave was forecast, doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.

    Yeah folks, he said it....

  2. #82
    Wake up at 0430, use the exercise bike for ~30 minutes of intense cycling, eat a light breakfast, shit/shower/shave/brush teeth. In at work by 0600.
    And I saw, and behold, a pale horse: and he that sat upon him, his name was Death; and Hades followed with him. And there was given unto them authority over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with famine, and with death, and by the wild beasts of the earth.

  3. #83
    Banned Vorkreist's Avatar
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    Wake up at 09:30 am make a fat coffee with caffeine levels that would give a heart attack to most people
    10:00 Go for a quick run or just some indoor exercising .
    10:30 Shower
    11:00 Check on the most urgent work related tasks for the day
    12:30 Proceed to shitpost on mmoc

  4. #84
    Has been so for the past 10 years:

    Wake up 3am or 4am to pee always.....

    Wake up at scheduled work time 620am or 8am get dressed in appropriate attire for the day 10 mins. Go to bathroom put on deodorant and cologne. Go to kitchen get lunch box put it in gym bag to with shorts and tshirt to take to work. Leave total of 20 mins after waking up. Eat breakfast on the road or wait till work to eat yogurt.

  5. #85
    Wake up at 6am, have a pee, followed by brushing my teeth, feed my cat, go to the gym for an hour Mon - Fri, shower there, my gym is in my work. I only eat breakfast on a weekend where my morning routine is do what I want in any old random order.

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    Wake up-Self Cleaning-Eating breakfast-Wearing Clothes-Go upstairs to find a shard bike-Go to work.

  7. #87
    Take shower, make shake, consume shake and vitamins, scroll reddit.
    READ and be less Ignorant.

  8. #88
    Wake up, drain the lizard, start up my rice cooker and down a glass of water and an orange/banana. Put on a podcast, Do my workout of the day, eat rice with eggs and whatever meat I have on hand. Debate between going to hike or chilling out before work.

  9. #89
    Quote Originally Posted by Natta Lmo View Post
    what is ur morning routine? do u go to bathroom after u wake up or do u eat before? when do u brush ur teeth?
    lol well unless I got to work early (run my business by appointments). Its usually, take my 3yr old to the toilet because he just woke me up to go wee wee's. Put one of those kid shows he likes so much like fuckin ryans world on youtube (which has replaced morning cartoons it seems).
    Go back to bed and lay there half conked out. Hear 16month old start to make noise as he gets up and has his usual thrilling conversation of babbling to himself which is cute as hell, so I push my wife out of bed if shes too slow getting him and changing his nappy. Then I make us both coffees and clean up whatever mess left over from the night before when drinking. As the wife makes breakfast for her and the youngest consisting of oats, hemp seed shit and whatever else hipster trend is currently in to add to your oats.

    Thrilling family life.
    “to wear an improper expression on your face was itself a punishable offence. There was even a word for it in Newspeak: FACECRIME, it was called.”

  10. #90
    Quote Originally Posted by Natta Lmo View Post
    what is ur morning routine? do u go to bathroom after u wake up or do u eat before? when do u brush ur teeth?
    Wake up, shit, get dressed and ready, grab a coffee or small snack on the way out the door if I am doing any consulting for my former business I sold to my employees in Jan. Wake up, shit, grab some coffee and peruse the interwebs or play some games for a bit before doing whatever I want to do in my retired life if not consulting my former business.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vorkreist View Post
    Wake up at 09:30 am make a fat coffee with caffeine levels that would give a heart attack to most people
    10:00 Go for a quick run or just some indoor exercising .
    10:30 Shower
    11:00 Check on the most urgent work related tasks for the day
    12:30 Proceed to shitpost on mmoc
    Reminds me of the Hot Water episode of American Dad:
    From 7:00 to 7:08, I brush, shave, shower (farts)
    From 7:08 to 7:09, I frantically eat Grape-Nuts.
    Then I have until 7:45 to take out the trash, mow the lawn, and feed Klaus his omelet.
    drive Steve to school and pick up Roger's dry cleaning.
    park, coffee, desk.
    9:11 to 9:12, think about 9/11.

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