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    What is the biggest BS story someone has told you?

    In school a friend claimed he was sat on the side of the road and a guy in a car drove past and took his DR pepper.

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    That would fall under the forbidden topics of this forum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicken Drummer View Post
    In school a friend claimed he was sat on the side of the road and a guy in a car drove past and took his DR pepper.

    Why is that so hard to believe? I could go for a Dr Pepper right about now.
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    That there were WMDs in Iraq.

    That if you work hard you can "make it" in America.

    That there are no Nazis in America. @freefolk

    That she left the guy she left me for in the first place because she realized she loved me. (Good thing I could smell the bullshit a mile away).
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    The biggest bullshit story ever told?

    Ask George Carlin.
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    Money laundering, especially prior to his election? I couldn't give a flying fuck.

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    When people tell me I’m good-looking.

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    Some guy spent like an hour and a half trying to tell me about his alien abduction stories at a party and I couldn't shake him, I'd leave or other people would come up to talk to me and he'd interrupt or come find me. I finally felt bad for him and let him tell his story. The story mostly revolved around how the aliens were beaming him up to their spaceship so they could use him for reproductive purposes. He looked so relieved at the end of his story that I wasn't an asshole to him that I was immediately glad that I was nice and nonjudgmental towards him. I still think his story is BS and that he has some sort of mental illness, but either way he clearly felt alienated from other humans and being nice costs nothing anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mihalik View Post
    That there were WMDs in Iraq.
    There were in the 80s but I think you mean the Bush debacle.



    Biggest BS story? Go to college and you'll be set with a dream job for life!

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    I've got a crazy great aunt who thinks that the reason I'm the tallest in the family is because I was abducted by aliens as a child and had a chip implanted in my neck. She thinks my Japanese aunt is a foreign spy. She said someone sold her a red laser to put on top of her house because it keeps panthers away. She believes there's some sort of yeti/bigfoot creature in the woods behind her house. She's 92 years old, so we don't try to argue with her much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mihalik View Post
    That if you work hard you can "make it" in America.
    Smart, not hard

    Quote Originally Posted by Celista View Post
    Some guy spent like an hour and a half trying to tell me about his alien abduction stories at a party and I couldn't shake him, I'd leave or other people would come up to talk to me and he'd interrupt or come find me. I finally felt bad for him and let him tell his story. The story mostly revolved around how the aliens were beaming him up to their spaceship so they could use him for reproductive purposes. He looked so relieved at the end of his story that I wasn't an asshole to him that I was immediately glad that I was nice and nonjudgmental towards him. I still think his story is BS and that he has some sort of mental illness, but either way he clearly felt alienated from other humans and being nice costs nothing anyway.
    I don't think most people would care even if aliens did exist. If a giant ass alien spaceship came to Earth, and I'm talking huge, visible from nearly anywhere on the planet, the UFO nerds would of course care, the media would pick it up of course, the internet would meme it, but outside of that most people would go about their lives I think.

    Quote Originally Posted by Logwyn View Post
    Go to college and you'll be set with a dream job for life!
    May have been true at some point lol. I'm starting to view colleges the same way I view prisons, as a means to line someones pockets.
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    My friend in 8th grade told me he went to a Halloween party hosted by his older brother (wearing a penis costume) and received oral sex later on in the night from a older woman

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    That Republicans are the party of personal responsibility and fiscal conservatism.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Logwyn View Post
    Biggest BS story? Go to college and you'll be set with a dream job for life!
    I guess they had to add in a field that actually earns an income. I don't think my job could be much better.

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    The dude that sits at the Gas Station asking for a few bucks for gas.

    Did that once, gave him a 5, he went in and bought a beer and walked to the next gas station over.
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    I've been told that there's this guy in the sky who created everything and we gotta worship him or we'll go to some fiery underworld.

    Also my aunt keeps calling me up about Game of Thrones and keeps insisting that there's 10 books, but she can't find any stores selling the last five for some reason. I stopped trying to tell her that there's only five out, cause she gets mad :/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Logwyn View Post
    There were in the 80s but I think you mean the Bush debacle.



    Biggest BS story? Go to college and you'll be set with a dream job for life!
    Yea they leave out the small print that says "stem and buissness courses only"
    stuck in the D2:shadow keep Que....please send help!

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