View Poll Results: Trade Your Soul For an Impossible Burger?

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  1. #21
    why is someone in america always trying to screw someone or other people in america.

  2. #22
    Isn't there a passage in the Bible that it's not what goes into your mouth that makes you unclean, it's what comes out of your mouth? He should read that passage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freefolk View Post
    It's meat taken from a cow's muscle and grown in a lab. So the guy in the OP article is fundamentally wrong, it's real meat as *** intended.
    Show me where on the cow's muscle the Soy grows.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chazus View Post
    Show me where on the cow's muscle the Soy grows.

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    No, I wouldn't trade my soul for anything (even if it were possible).

    No, I do not believe eating artificial food has any effect on the state of your soul.
    (Apart from anyone having emotional issues with the origin thereof, but that is a psychological issue specific to them.)

  6. #26
    Quote Originally Posted by PrimaryColor View Post
    I thought it was kind of funny the conservatives over at BlazeTV make fun of vegan food, they did a blind taste test and ended up picking the Impossible Burger as the real one. lol
    I usually think these kinds of taste tests are a publicity stunt more than anything. You can also find people who can tell immediately that it's not meat. I'd rather taste it myself before judging, although with these plant based meat substitutes I'm always worried about too much carbs and not enough protein.

  7. #27
    Quote Originally Posted by Slacker76 View Post
    It would have to be a California Style Impossible Burger, ya know... with avocado!

    Rick Wiles warns that plant-based meat alternatives like the Impossible Burger are part of a satanic plot to change human DNA and "create a race of soulless creatures".

    End Times broadcaster Rick Wiles warned on his “TruNews” program last night that the rise of companies like Impossible Foods, which is developing plant-based alternatives to meat and dairy products, is part of a satanic plot to alter human DNA so that people can no longer worship God.

    “When you go to your favorite fast food restaurant, you are going to be eating a fake hamburger,” Wiles said. “You’re going to go to the grocery store and buy a pound of fake hamburger or a fake steak, and you won’t know that it was grown in some big corporation’s laboratory. This is the nightmare world that they are taking us into. They’re changing God’s creation. Why? Because they want to be God.”





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  8. #28
    Quote Originally Posted by freefolk View Post
    It's meat taken from a cow's muscle and grown in a lab. So the guy in the OP article is fundamentally wrong, it's real meat as *** intended.
    Wrong burger friend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Orbrim View Post
    I usually think these kinds of taste tests are a publicity stunt more than anything.
    Hmm maybe.

    Quote Originally Posted by Orbrim View Post
    You can also find people who can tell immediately that it's not meat. I'd rather taste it myself before judging, although with these plant based meat substitutes I'm always worried about too much carbs and not enough protein.
    Yeah he makes good points. Just because it's not meat it doesn't mean it's healthier than meat.
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    Its Hubcap that didn't read the article and chazus is calling him out on it.
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  11. #31
    Not into the whole religion or spiritualism crap. So hard yes. I'd gladly go for a more ecologically sustainable vegan meat alternative if they ever actually became palatable.
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    There is no way I am eating that shit. It is so full of soy, chemicals and additives . I would rather eat rotten meat.

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    Headline is misleading, when it is clearly about another religious nutcase (hell, I bet even a priest would denounce that this guy is speaking for God ^^)

    Yeah, I already hardly eat meat and since I also hardly eat convenience products, that excludes vegetarian / vegan burger patties.

    Quote Originally Posted by morpen View Post
    There is no way I am eating that shit. It is so full of soy, chemicals and additives . I would rather eat rotten meat.
    Well, maybe you live on a farm and can slaughter your own animals, know what they ate, but other than that...all the things you name, go pretty much into your meat. From the animal being fed on soy, to chemicals / antibiotics to keep them "healthy" to additives when making sausages or processed meat etc....(as you can easily see if you google pictures of "ingredients of sausages" for example)

    Not judging, just saying (as I pointed out above I would likely also avoid them, well...taste them out of curiosity anyhow) - so gl with your rotten meat.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dacien View Post
    Isn't there a passage in the Bible that it's not what goes into your mouth that makes you unclean, it's what comes out of your mouth? He should read that passage.
    Oh, there are also passages where you should not eat shellfish, I believe...but those things never stopped people (https://11points.com/11-things-bible-bans-anyway/ just one of the many funny lists)
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    I wouldn't even taste that shit if it was free.

    Don't know what they put in that lab grown meat. If its not meat, its a mix of junk to make it taste like meat and no guarantees that mix is actually healthy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    Jokes on them! I’m a ginger and already have no soul!
    Every time I see or hear of a ginger I am reminded of my ex gfs strange dysotopian fantasies about rounding up gingers and forcing them to breed to replenish the world with gingers. I don't even know if that would work scientifically... Plus that's why we have Ireland.

    She was obsessed with gingers and them supposedly vanishing from the gene pool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by det View Post
    Oh, there are also passages where you should not eat shellfish, I believe...but those things never stopped people (https://11points.com/11-things-bible-bans-anyway/ just one of the many funny lists)
    I think that was for the Israelites in the Old Testament, and I'm assuming this guy would call himself a Christian. I don't know anything about him, but most of these types of things usually come from super-fanatical Christians.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoltBlaster View Post
    I wouldn't even taste that shit if it was free.

    Don't know what they put in that lab grown meat. If its not meat, its a mix of junk to make it taste like meat and no guarantees that mix is actually healthy.
    Lab grown meat is just that. Meat. Protein. It's meat cells grown in a lab in a nutrient solution.

    It's nothing really strange to it. I can guarantee you that your average Cheeto or hot dog has more weird shit in it.

    Hell, if you live in the US, much the meat you eat isn't even considered fit for human consumption in the rest of the world.
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  19. #39
    They sound fun, I should really check if they're over here in the UK

  20. #40
    Sorry no thanks, I like my real meat. no plants involved. I've had turkey burgers, soy burgers, whatever. They taste like crap.

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