2019, where having too many players in the world of the biggest and best
MMORPG is a problem that has to be fixed so you can collect more wolf ass faster.
Great going guys. That's the vanilla spirit right there. Get those player obstacles out of the way so you can do your very interesting quests with your amazing 2 abilities more efficiently, just like retail has taught you to do over the last years.
Hurry, there's no time to get held up by all these annoying people crowding up the starting areas on a massive launch! Who would ever want this many people, when you can't even get any real vanilla action gameplay done for the first hours because of them?
So what if the game lasts at least 2 whole years after that whole uncomfortable situation of the first couple days?
Players: "I need to have my safe space now! Too many ppls in this game! Blizz pls. Help!!"
*Blizzard picks up the emergency hotline phone*
Blizz: "OMG relax, it's all gonna be alright! have some layering mkay?"
Players: "thx Bwizzard!!"
Blizz: "you know it's not classic anymore now though for like, weeks or months in right? lol?"
Players: "dont care yayy lets kill wolfers! lvl 60 inc!!"
*layering alternatives that don't change the game continue to collect dust*
You think you wanted Classic, but you didn't.
J Allen Brack was right. And you let him be. Ugh.