I don;t really like Bill Simmons as much as a podcaster or commenter anymore and most of his sports takes these days are just plain bad, but he recently made a tweet basically saying "I bet we'll see some random basketball source start a story of "LeBron really likes what they have built in Cleveland and would love to finish his career there"".
And that was funny, and at least semi plausible, but then his joke got picked up by news aggregators and today Kendrick Perkins made an actual tweet sort of saying the same thing, and Bill was like "Yes! Let's go!" and now I want this to actually pick up steam and become a thing in the media, just for the troll value of it.
LeBron back to Cleveland, folks, heard it here first.