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    Bigfoot is raping them, they turn into bigfoot themselves and live happily after.

    I've read too many hentai, my mind became corrupted.

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    The Insane Belize's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loeve View Post
    Its clear people here havent read the cases at all. People go missing when you turn your back for seconds and cant be found anywhere, thats weird.

    But ofc it has to be something we understand and know of, because we understand everything right?!
    Oorrrr, people are lying about the "only looked away for a few seconds".

    But no. Bigfoot teleported the missing people away. That's clearly more likely.

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    Big foot and skin walkers? Absurd. Obviously it’s the Blair Witch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dwarfhamster View Post
    Big foot and skin walkers? Absurd. Obviously it’s the Blair Witch.
    No. In reality Russians built a secret base below a mall. Obviously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Acidbaron View Post
    It's people setting up weed farms and people bumping into it and guess what those people get killed cause a lot of money would be lost if let them walk and talk.

    Not fucking bigfoot and conspiracy theories despite the high presence of alt retarders on this forum isn't allowed.
    I'm not an alt, my account got lost a while back and haven't gotten it back, been a member for longer than you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loeve View Post
    Its clear people here havent read the cases at all. People go missing when you turn your back for seconds and cant be found anywhere, thats weird.

    But ofc it has to be something we understand and know of, because we understand everything right?!
    Fragments of stories are usually confusing, and this sort of "Documentary" specializies in leaving out enough of the details to make it seem like something bizzare happened. And of course, sometimes bizzare things do happen, and we don't know what caused them. But assuming a mythical beast is involved is a gigantic stretch of logic. Did something weird happen? In some cases, probably. In most cases it was probably something mundane we don't know the details for, such as slipping into a pit in tall grasses, knocking him/herself out on a rock, and drowning in the puddle at the bottom. As far as the "Weird" ones goes, it is extremely unlikely there is a single interconnected cause for all, or even a significant number of those. Hypothesizing a brand new cause of death that has never been recorded is just troll logic.

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    I could tell you who it was but I don't think you'd believe me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MidnightReveries View Post
    I'm not an alt, my account got lost a while back and haven't gotten it back, been a member for longer than you.
    First off don't care if you were here longer or not, doubt anyone but you cares. Secondly it was a play on alt righters not alt accounts and how easily influenced they are by conspiracy theories and how easily they eat them up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Acidbaron View Post
    First off don't care if you were here longer or not, doubt anyone but you cares. Secondly it was a play on alt righters not alt accounts and how easily influenced they are by conspiracy theories and how easily they eat them up.
    You're still toxic as fuck. Vent all you can before you go back to RL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MidnightReveries View Post
    I'm not an alt, my account got lost a while back and haven't gotten it back, been a member for longer than you.
    So, what was the name of your old username? That way we get to know who you used to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smityx View Post
    I could tell you who it was but I don't think you'd believe me.
    *looks at avatar photo*

    I could take a guess...

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    Many years ago, when I use to hunt, went on a trip with some guys to Wayne National Forest in SE Ohio. One of them was our guide and if it was not for him, I certainly would have been lost. It is so easy to get turned around in a deep forested area, with hills. People in those situations can panic and keep walking around without ever getting out of them. You need to be prepared. With a compass , water, food and weapons. Because bad shit can happen.
    " America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
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    The very atmosphere of firearms anywhere restrains evil interference – they deserve a place of honor with all that’s good.”
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    We live close to the Sierra Mountain range. They're always finding dead bodies up in the mountains. Some of them got lost, some of them hurt themselves, but I think a lot of them are suicides.
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    "This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can."

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    We do not allow conspiracy theories on this forum. Closing this.



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