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    Is queen Azshara hot?

    Would you date a naga like her? She is better than your average night elf.

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    I always felt like that the comment on her being the "most beautiful nightelf" was made up by herself and everyone who didnt agree got killed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nnyco View Post
    I always felt like that the comment on her being the "most beautiful nightelf" was made up by her and everyone who didnt agree got killed.
    Glad we all agree she is the most beautiful then!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aizen244 View Post
    Would you date a naga like her? She is better than your average night elf.
    That's an insult to your queen!
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    Oh man you gotta post a poll for this one! I say.... YES! Give me them gills!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDhCgAoggX8

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    She is supposed to be one of the most beautiful characters in Warcraft, so much so that she is titled "The Vainglorious". I wouldn't date her because she is a fucking videogame character and an octopus.

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    Lady Ashvane hot AF!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nnyco View Post
    I always felt like that the comment on her being the "most beautiful nightelf" was made up by herself and everyone who didnt agree got killed.
    Technically Azshara as a Night Elf wore a glamour enchantment on herself, amplifying her beauty considerably and probably causing the sycophantic and love-sick behaviors her followers and suitors had in the days leading up to the War of the Ancients. She might have been beautiful on her own accord (most Elves are in fiction), but she definitely used magic to falsely exaggerate and amplify it.
    "We're more of the love, blood, and rhetoric school. Well, we can do you blood and love without the rhetoric, and we can do you blood and rhetoric without the love, and we can do you all three concurrent or consecutive. But we can't give you love and rhetoric without the blood. Blood is compulsory. They're all blood, you see." ― Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nnyco View Post
    I always felt like that the comment on her being the "most beautiful nightelf" was made up by herself and everyone who didnt agree got killed.
    iirc, she was pulling some sort of magical mind domination/control stuff too, but in a subtle way. I remember reading bits and pieces in the War of the Ancients novels where other night elves (especially males) felt this loss of control around her and would do things like instantly agree to anything she told them, without even realizing it (and that's aside from just fear of dying if they pissed her off). I remember even Illidan felt "funny" around her and could sense that she was using some kind of powerful magic.

    OT: maybe in her night elf form, but I'm not into the tentacle stuff, so I'd pass on the naga form.
    Last edited by avitush; 2019-08-08 at 03:00 PM.

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    Well, Sotha Sil had until the end of his life sex with a Spider woman Goddess, so why not?

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    She's not Alexstraza, but at least she (was) humanoid in origin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nnyco View Post
    I always felt like that the comment on her being the "most beautiful nightelf" was made up by herself and everyone who didnt agree got killed.
    She was using magic to charm everybody around her. She was the most vain ruler in the history of Azeroth - convincing others she is the most beatiful being was probably part of the charm.

    Because - let's be fair - what is the probability that the queen who is also the strongest mage is COINCIDENTALLY also the most beatiful female in the world?

    Astronomically low.

    So yeah, it was most likely a lie.
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    Well, I heard about her cheeks being a meme at the bottom of Internet, and some Chaos magic practitioners using her images in rituals, so there's that

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    Doubt it, shes always in the water.

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    Is she hot? Sure, she wears a revealing shirt and has a really pretty alien face

    Would I date her? Lol, why would I date, or even fuck, an octopus monster hellbent on world domination?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beazy View Post
    Doubt it, shes always in the water.
    have you...have you heard of, you know... hot... water?

    Would I date her? Lol, why would I date, or even fuck, an octopus monster hellbent on world domination?
    Earn her favor so you won't be killed in the pursue of world domination.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nnyco View Post
    I always felt like that the comment on her being the "most beautiful nightelf" was made up by herself and everyone who didnt agree got killed.
    She was both naturally very beautiful and used magic to be even more beautiful and charming.

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    Sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aizen244 View Post
    Is queen Azshara hot?
    No, but this is the internet so I'm not surprised sexually repressed degenerates think pixels on a computer screen arranged a certain way is arousing.

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