I'm snipping this for the sake of post size. Anyways, on to some of your points.
Regarding the 'priest' thing. Again, the 'priest' class is not themed around a single culture. The goblins could just revere the Light in their own way, and their society 'adapted' the concept to suit their needs with time. Are there selfless goblins? I'm sure there might be one or two in a sea of goblins. I don't recall ever seeing one, though.
About the 'shaman' thing, yes, I do think the goblins' 'contract' with the elements is more literal than the contract the other shamans have with them, but to say goblins 'manipulate' the elements? I think that may be going a bit far. And the shamans' goal is not to "protect the world" but to "mediate the elements".
Back to monks, and the AU orc boss in BoD. We did have pandaren around back in WoD, and while there is no lore saying pandaren stayed behind to teach them... there is also no lore staying that they didn't. So it's completely feasible to assume a pandaren stayed behind to help the orcs and draenei rebuild after the fight against Archimonde. Either that, or she learned the martial arts from the monks after she came to Azeroth. Same for Mestrah, in this case. Or, third option, picking those races was an oversight of Blizzard's regarding their lore (wouldn't be the first time).
Well, here's the thing: if the goblins in the upper echelons allowed pandaren in Kezan to teach the "less fortunate" goblins their lifestyle, that would've negatively affected the richer goblins as the poorer ones wouldn't depend on them as much. And considering we've seen goblins are willing to sell each other as slaves, I don't think pandaren would be allowed in Kezan.They want to live a life of luxury and debauchery, but not all of them have that ability. We see plenty of homeless people on Kezan, mostly living in Drudgetown - a slum. In lore, Goblins work in factories, like Healthy Foods factory, where they develop an illness due to the exposure of the sludge. Gallywix's father, Luzik Gallywix, was a small-time tinker who was constantly being harassed by a gang in Drudgetown.
It's easy to write off Goblins as one-dimensional - most are presented this way. However, it's absolutely false to say that Goblins in general wouldn't have a need to learn martial arts - and it's 100% false to claim that all Goblins on Kezan live a life of luxury. If the teachings you're talking about are things like inner balance, atonement, and peace, well that can all be interpreted in many ways, which Goblins could (and would) easily manipulate, as mentioned above with priests and shamans.
Yes, but we are talking about Kezan, are we not?I didn't say that Hobgoblins didn't exist, I said that the majority of Goblin society isn't Hobgoblins. Besides, they do have bodyguards and town guards that aren't Hobgoblins in most Goblin towns/cities - bruisers, which are sometimes presented as Warriors, sometimes presented as hand-to-hand brawlers.
That vrykul is an odd case, to be sure. I'm convinced that she's only a "monk brewmaster" in game title only to fit within the monk's order hall and be a follower, since all followers have to be actual monks and she's something else entirely: a "brew maker that brawls" and not an actual "monk brewmaster".That's not entirely true. While many Brewmasters go through Monk training, not all have to in order to be seen as the Monk-style Brewmaster. The aforementioned Aegira is a brewer, and never once had Pandaren Monk training in Stormheim. However, she's considered a Monk, joins the Order of the Broken Temple, and becomes a Monk champion for players. The same could easily be written in lore for Goblins.
Another example, Coren Direbrew is a brewmaster, as you mean, and brawls. While not a monk, and never called a monk, he is a Brewmaster that brawls - which could easily translate to the brewmaster spec. He does, in fact, have history with Chen Stormstout as well.
Coren Direbrew, though, it's a clear-cut case of a "beer maker that brawls". His "history" with Chen is nothing but him arguing his way into Chen's beer drinking contest and then having his ass handed to him in a silver platter.
Not really. All they do is shoot their guns, which is something warriors do. I haven't seen them use traps or other hunter abilities.Gnome Gunners aren't Warriors. They're a "lore class" that fits the best with hunters. That's the point, here.
Again, doesn't matter, because Priests are not "only" about the Light. Priests can just be shadow priests. You don't need to worship the Light... to be a 'shadow priest'.Yup, I know. The point was that player orcs don't have to be shadow, but there's no lore to suggest that Shadowmoon Mag'har Orcs follow the Light at all.
Lorewise, Worgen Monks could just be Human Monks who got cursed or whatever
I think if forsaken can be monks, anyone should be able to. Something that is dead has no chi, and being undead isn't being raised by chi but by unholy magic. Then with the rotting limbs and exposed joints, they would barely be able to throw a punch without shattering something. Yet here they are, with playable monks.
Seems like there won't be much of a lore reason as to why they can't be monks anymore.
Best choice of action imo, is to just give Worgen and Goblin monk special treatment. Make them skip their starting zones, start at level 10 in their respective capitals as regular citizens or something other than Volcano goblins and prime time Gilneans. The Goblins are a cartel right? Can't they "Recruit" players? And the worgen curse wasn't exactly cured cured right? They can still bite citizens of other human factions no? Wouldn't it make sense to allow a new Worgen, outside of Gilneas, to walk the path of the monk to help them retain peace with themselves?
Why would greed prevent you from being a monk? And Worgen don't suffer from violent tendencies, they drink the potion in the starting zone. And even if they did, that would make them perfect Windwalkers. Orcs are suffering from their inherent bloodlust more than Worgen do from their condition.
I couldn't imagine undead as monks either, as such, but undead and alchemy go hand in hand, why not tea-brewing and such. Besides, evil monks do exist.It's more the whole...teaching them monk stuff that bothers me there.
As for blood elves...they have farstriders, and after the reformation of their paladins to be less stealing-light and more traditional, they've had more apparent chill people to work with.
That said, I'm a proponent of everyone should be able to be everything, but when the class doesn't make sense, re-skin it to fit instead of just skimming over it in terms of lore.
It isn't really logic that floats, it's more so an appeal to status quo and then finding a hamfisted reason to justify its continued existence.
There is no reason that Worgen and Goblin can't be Monks other than Blizzard couldn't be bothered to update the starting zones with them. That's why they'll hopefully be playable as Monks when they change the starting zone experience in Shadowlands.